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No words can do proper homage to this most awesome of sci-fi horror, first person shooter, nade throw’in, bullet dodge’ in, slice you apart with chainsaw attached to a frigg’in gun for crying out loud! A chainsaw! On a gun! YOU CAN SHOOT THEM AS YOU SLICE THEM INTO LOVELY LITTLE GOBLETS OF MEAT! OH THOSE JUICY GOBLETS! THANK YOU! THANK YOU EPIC GAMES! I LOVE YOU!

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…Wait…

Oh right! My attempt to pay homage!

Well, this is one of those games you have to play to experience fully, otherwise what I’m telling you makes no sense and sounds like sociopath jibba jabba! But, I will say that being a ninja does help when your dodging Locust fire, sticking a nade onto their evil hinnies and then dodging away with lightning speed before the detonation and getting showered with blood and brain jellies!

But it’s not just the gore fest that gets me slobbering over this game, it’s also the storyline and the plot development about a lost war, desperate heroes, vile villains, and a gun with a chainsaw attached to it. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT GUN. IT WAS *sniff* SO *sob* BEAUTIFUL! *pathetic geeky fan boy noises continue and weeping continues*

Seriously though, the humor injected into the game has you constantly raising the volume to catch the characters conversations, jokes and jibes. The characters feel alive, their interactions are funny yet insightful, building upon the menace of the Locust Horde, the story behind Emergence Day, and the past of the game’s heroes Marcus and Dominic as they battle their way through the ruins of human civilization into the very pits of deeps of their own world
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I’m gonna go play it right now! If you own a 360, enjoyed Halo like a slice of heaven and liked Shawn of the dead immensely, purchase this game. Play it. And get back to me! I always enjoy feed back! Non-electrical of course.

Description
No words can do proper homage to this most awesome of sci-fi horror, first person shooter, nade throw’in, bullet dodge’ in, slice you apart with chainsaw attached to a frigg’in gun for crying out loud! A chainsaw! On a gun! YOU CAN SHOOT THEM AS YOU SLICE THEM INTO LOVELY LITTLE GOBLETS OF MEAT! OH THOSE JUICY GOBLETS! THANK YOU! THANK YOU EPIC GAMES! I LOVE YOU!

…

…Wait…

Oh right! My attempt to pay homage!

Well, this is one of those games you have to play to experience fully, otherwise what I’m telling you makes no sense and sounds like sociopath jibba jabba! But, I will say that being a ninja does help when your dodging Locust fire, sticking a nade onto their evil hinnies and then dodging away with lightning speed before the detonation and getting showered with blood and brain jellies!

But it’s not just the gore fest that gets me slobbering over this game, it’s also the storyline and the plot development about a lost war, desperate heroes, vile villains, and a gun with a chainsaw attached to it. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT GUN. IT WAS *sniff* SO *sob* BEAUTIFUL! *pathetic geeky fan boy noises continue and weeping continues*

Seriously though, the humor injected into the game has you constantly raising the volume to catch the characters conversations, jokes and jibes. The characters feel alive, their interactions are funny yet insightful, building upon the menace of the Locust Horde, the story behind Emergence Day, and the past of the game’s heroes Marcus and Dominic as they battle their way through the ruins of human civilization into the very pits of deeps of their own world
…

I’m gonna go play it right now! If you own a 360, enjoyed Halo like a slice of heaven and liked Shawn of the dead immensely, purchase this game. Play it. And get back to me! I always enjoy feed back! Non-electrical of course.