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Here it is, the latest two chapters parodied, with a nice picture provided by the wonderful ~Maykahurkmans Thank you!
I know it's a little late, but hey, the holiday season be a busy time. I'm sure you all understand.

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Bleach 430

-BOOBS JR!
-Dontcha just love how unashamed Kubo is about (objectifying women) pure fan service?
-Orihime's new name is now Boobs Jr, by the way.
-Boobs Jr: I STILL have the same crush! And I haven't acted on it!
-YAYZ no IchiHime!
-Orihime fantasyland is sponsored by: Every shoujou ever. Especially Ouran High School Host Club.
-Rapeface!Ichigo: COME ON IN >8D
-Boobs Jr: WHEEEEEEE If only he would look like a dashing rapist in real life, I would act like I do in any hentai doujin ever and there would be babies ever after WHEEEE
-...
-That's a Cloud Cuckoolander for ya. Her grasp of reality seems to have grown WORSE after the time skip.
-Boobs Jr's older brother's picture is knocked over. Which is important, because in these action-free chapters, anything at all happening is exciting.
-What I presume is The Beatles starts playing out of nowhere. Is this a hint of Kubo showing some decent taste, or am I just going insane? I am going to bet for the latter.
-Boobs Jr: OMG SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED, YOU SAY?
-MEANWHILE, IN AN EQUALLY BORING PLACE
-Karin: Where is Ichigo now then?
-Yuzu: Up in his room.
-Karin: Damn pubescent boys. I bet he's masturbating to fetish porn, like any normal japanese high schooler would.
-Yuzu: Don't say weird stuff like that!
-Hypocritical humor in three, two...
-Karin: You're one to talk, with your weird YuzuIchigo Kurosakicest shipping fantasies.
-...wow, I thought the jokes about Japan being perverted as a whole was exaggerated.
-Karin thinks Ichigo isn't an anime character. Shows what SHE knows.
-Yuzu: I DO NOT SUPPORT KUROSAKICEST >(
-Denial, or honest outrage? We may never know.
-Karin: Stupid Ichigo must have been cold to her again. I'll send him to console her later.
-...I don't know if it's Kubo or the scanlators, or if it's just an Accidental Innuendo, but... GUUHHHHH
-Ichigo, appalled with shipping madness reaching even his family, flees the scene. I do not blame him.
-Ichigo: OMG ISHIDA
-No, it's Boobs Jr.
-THERE we have Ishida. In a hospital bed. Why do I not give a shit?
-Scary Shadow, AKA Ishidad: STFU bitches.
-Ishidad is coooold.
-Ishidad: N00b, no complaining. I stitched you up real good, and do you know why? Because I am PRO. BETTER THAN YOU. STFU now.
-I like Ishidad.
-I'm sure Ishida is screwed, done and over with, FOREVER. It's not like he has a close personal friend with reality-warping powers who can heal any injuries within minutes, including restoring severed limbs. Nope, none of those around whatsoever.
-Ichigo: OMG what the hell happened? PLZ TELL ME NAO
-We're back to the shock face. Oh joy.
-Ishidad: Sharing is important. Go on, tell him.
-You KNOW Ishidad only says that to troll his son.
-Ishida: You STFU! This is MY business!
-Successful troll is successful.
-Ishidad: If you had screamed in a voice that was (insert meter value you don't know how it works here) higher, your wounds would have opened.
-Ishidad, your concern for your son is touching. And hilarious
-Ishida: ...I hate you all. FML.
-Yerp, absolutely no divinely powerful warping abilities anywhere near here.
-Ichigo: Lemme walk you home, Orihime.
-Ishidad: DENIED
-Ishidad has seen the light and the way that is IchiRuki, and takes the opportunity to do his civivc duty to STOP AN ICHIHIME MOMENT. I love Ishidad.
-Ichigo: Ok fine whatever.
-Wanna bet he's going to do some emoing on his own?
-Orihime: Okay. SEE YOU IN SCHOOL 8D
-Ishidad: SSSH! No IchiHime in the hospital!
-And also, it wasn't a hollow that took Uryu down. GASP!
-No shit, Sherlock.
-Something new and ominous is coming. To nobody's surprise.
-Ishidad: Okay, so, something new is coming. With a totally new spiritual pressure and new powers and shit. Expect lots of powerups, since this is a shonen.
-AND IT'S HUMAN. GASP.
-Apparently, YOU'RE NEXT. Which is cool, because I wouldn't really mind if Orihime died. I'm not a hater, but her death wouldn't mean diddly-squat to me.
-Meanwhile, Ichigo has invented a new way to emo: running.
-Ichigo: OMG SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING AND CRAP
-Heroic frustration! 8D
-You have reached “XCUTION”, where we can't spell worth a dime!
-Seriously, using Xtreme Kool Letterz? That's LAME.
-I think I'll try to, from now on, assume that everyone with a speaking line in this series is a retard. Except Urahara. And everyone who isn't Ichigo.
-Oh, and also: BUY ZE BLEACH MERCHANDISE! ESXPECIALLY OUR LATEST MOVIE, WHICH WILL BE TOTALLY RAD AND SHIT!

Bleach 431

-MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Welcome to the We-can't-spell organization. Now, please hang up. Then call this number adding 0800 to this number. Then stand on one leg, call this number twice and hang up, but not before you've fastened your seat belts and ran three times around town with your arms out clucking like a chicken.
-You get the distinct feeling they are over-complicating things just to fuck with Ichigo.
-Aizenclone is behind it, of course.
-Ichigo: I have something to talk about, 'kay?
-Aizenclone: I figured. Come on over, our intentions are TOTALLY pure.
-AND SCENE CHANGE
-Boobs Jr: OMG have you heard what happened to
, uhm, what's his name?
-Ichigo: Oh, him. He's unimportant.
-He sure is.
-Chad has been offed off-screen. The Worf Effect is stronger in him than ever.
-Ichigo: I'll go look for him after school, to make sure he isn't trying to steal our screen time.
-Boobs Jr: Oh by the way, wanna go home with me?
-Ichigo: Denied. I is busy.
-Kubo you little troll, you'll never give us a definite answer to IchiHime OR IchiRuki, will you?
-Ichigo walks off, entirely powerless, to the bunch of suspicious mysterious strangers. That sense of self preservation is still as numb as it was in his hero days, I see. I mean, he COULD have taken this issue to his dad, or to Urahara, or at least told them “Hey, I'm going to meet up with a bunch of suspicious characters”... just saying.
-Boobs Jr: Sado-kuuuuunnn? You there?
-Wow, so she DOES know how to say names besides KUUROSAAAKII-KUUUUUUNNNN.
-Ishidad: I am most ominous in this flashback! Mwahaha!
-Clap your hands if you believe.
-LATER THAT NIGHT
-Ichigo looks up the shady characters he was supposed to meet. At night. Jesus Christ, they could be robbers for all he knows!
-Aizenclone: Wow, even five minutes early. You get a cookie.
-Ichigo: That's THREE MINUTES.
-Then NO COOKIE 4 U.
-Ichigo: Okay so, my friend was attacked, and I am not going to ask Dad or Hat-n-Clogs, who I know are dependable and care about me. Instead, I am going to ask you and your friends for help. But I totally don't trust you, so ha!
-”No-one else to count on”? WHAT THE HELL kind of logic is that?
-Aizenclone loves his dramatic face close-ups.
-Aizenclone: Now, slip that card in here. We may look like we live in a ruined apartment complext, but we totally have key cards and shit because that is MODERN.
-Oh, so you draw the missing “E” in blood. DRAMTIC.
-From spiritual samurai battles with lots of ki attacks, to a much more noir urban fantasy, just as it started out, bleach changes. The quality is the same: shit.
-Ichigo: I notice how absurdly spacious this place is.
-Aizenclone: One of our members are rich.
-That's as much of an explanation as we get.
-Aizenclone: Now down to the bizniz.
-Oh, no...
-Aizenclone: WE SHALL RESTORE UR POWERZ 8D
-What did I tell you? Ten Minute Retirement! TEN MINUTE RETIREMENT!
-I'm going to go read claymore, where villains are effective and godmodders and protagonists have been taken out of the way, for massive quality improvement overall.
-Next week: Bleach takes yet another new and original twist, with WATERBENDING!

Description
Image used with permission. Original found here: [link]

Here it is, the latest two chapters parodied, with a nice picture provided by the wonderful ~Maykahurkmans Thank you!
I know it's a little late, but hey, the holiday season be a busy time. I'm sure you all understand.

SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS
SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS
SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS
SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS
SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS

Bleach 430

-BOOBS JR!
-Dontcha just love how unashamed Kubo is about (objectifying women) pure fan service?
-Orihime's new name is now Boobs Jr, by the way.
-Boobs Jr: I STILL have the same crush! And I haven't acted on it!
-YAYZ no IchiHime!
-Orihime fantasyland is sponsored by: Every shoujou ever. Especially Ouran High School Host Club.
-Rapeface!Ichigo: COME ON IN >8D
-Boobs Jr: WHEEEEEEE If only he would look like a dashing rapist in real life, I would act like I do in any hentai doujin ever and there would be babies ever after WHEEEE
-...
-That's a Cloud Cuckoolander for ya. Her grasp of reality seems to have grown WORSE after the time skip.
-Boobs Jr's older brother's picture is knocked over. Which is important, because in these action-free chapters, anything at all happening is exciting.
-What I presume is The Beatles starts playing out of nowhere. Is this a hint of Kubo showing some decent taste, or am I just going insane? I am going to bet for the latter.
-Boobs Jr: OMG SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED, YOU SAY?
-MEANWHILE, IN AN EQUALLY BORING PLACE
-Karin: Where is Ichigo now then?
-Yuzu: Up in his room.
-Karin: Damn pubescent boys. I bet he's masturbating to fetish porn, like any normal japanese high schooler would.
-Yuzu: Don't say weird stuff like that!
-Hypocritical humor in three, two...
-Karin: You're one to talk, with your weird YuzuIchigo Kurosakicest shipping fantasies.
-...wow, I thought the jokes about Japan being perverted as a whole was exaggerated.
-Karin thinks Ichigo isn't an anime character. Shows what SHE knows.
-Yuzu: I DO NOT SUPPORT KUROSAKICEST >(
-Denial, or honest outrage? We may never know.
-Karin: Stupid Ichigo must have been cold to her again. I'll send him to console her later.
-...I don't know if it's Kubo or the scanlators, or if it's just an Accidental Innuendo, but... GUUHHHHH
-Ichigo, appalled with shipping madness reaching even his family, flees the scene. I do not blame him.
-Ichigo: OMG ISHIDA
-No, it's Boobs Jr.
-THERE we have Ishida. In a hospital bed. Why do I not give a shit?
-Scary Shadow, AKA Ishidad: STFU bitches.
-Ishidad is coooold.
-Ishidad: N00b, no complaining. I stitched you up real good, and do you know why? Because I am PRO. BETTER THAN YOU. STFU now.
-I like Ishidad.
-I'm sure Ishida is screwed, done and over with, FOREVER. It's not like he has a close personal friend with reality-warping powers who can heal any injuries within minutes, including restoring severed limbs. Nope, none of those around whatsoever.
-Ichigo: OMG what the hell happened? PLZ TELL ME NAO
-We're back to the shock face. Oh joy.
-Ishidad: Sharing is important. Go on, tell him.
-You KNOW Ishidad only says that to troll his son.
-Ishida: You STFU! This is MY business!
-Successful troll is successful.
-Ishidad: If you had screamed in a voice that was (insert meter value you don't know how it works here) higher, your wounds would have opened.
-Ishidad, your concern for your son is touching. And hilarious
-Ishida: ...I hate you all. FML.
-Yerp, absolutely no divinely powerful warping abilities anywhere near here.
-Ichigo: Lemme walk you home, Orihime.
-Ishidad: DENIED
-Ishidad has seen the light and the way that is IchiRuki, and takes the opportunity to do his civivc duty to STOP AN ICHIHIME MOMENT. I love Ishidad.
-Ichigo: Ok fine whatever.
-Wanna bet he's going to do some emoing on his own?
-Orihime: Okay. SEE YOU IN SCHOOL 8D
-Ishidad: SSSH! No IchiHime in the hospital!
-And also, it wasn't a hollow that took Uryu down. GASP!
-No shit, Sherlock.
-Something new and ominous is coming. To nobody's surprise.
-Ishidad: Okay, so, something new is coming. With a totally new spiritual pressure and new powers and shit. Expect lots of powerups, since this is a shonen.
-AND IT'S HUMAN. GASP.
-Apparently, YOU'RE NEXT. Which is cool, because I wouldn't really mind if Orihime died. I'm not a hater, but her death wouldn't mean diddly-squat to me.
-Meanwhile, Ichigo has invented a new way to emo: running.
-Ichigo: OMG SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING AND CRAP
-Heroic frustration! 8D
-You have reached “XCUTION”, where we can't spell worth a dime!
-Seriously, using Xtreme Kool Letterz? That's LAME.
-I think I'll try to, from now on, assume that everyone with a speaking line in this series is a retard. Except Urahara. And everyone who isn't Ichigo.
-Oh, and also: BUY ZE BLEACH MERCHANDISE! ESXPECIALLY OUR LATEST MOVIE, WHICH WILL BE TOTALLY RAD AND SHIT!

Bleach 431

-MYSTERIOUS CALLER: Welcome to the We-can't-spell organization. Now, please hang up. Then call this number adding 0800 to this number. Then stand on one leg, call this number twice and hang up, but not before you've fastened your seat belts and ran three times around town with your arms out clucking like a chicken.
-You get the distinct feeling they are over-complicating things just to fuck with Ichigo.
-Aizenclone is behind it, of course.
-Ichigo: I have something to talk about, 'kay?
-Aizenclone: I figured. Come on over, our intentions are TOTALLY pure.
-AND SCENE CHANGE
-Boobs Jr: OMG have you heard what happened to
, uhm, what's his name?
-Ichigo: Oh, him. He's unimportant.
-He sure is.
-Chad has been offed off-screen. The Worf Effect is stronger in him than ever.
-Ichigo: I'll go look for him after school, to make sure he isn't trying to steal our screen time.
-Boobs Jr: Oh by the way, wanna go home with me?
-Ichigo: Denied. I is busy.
-Kubo you little troll, you'll never give us a definite answer to IchiHime OR IchiRuki, will you?
-Ichigo walks off, entirely powerless, to the bunch of suspicious mysterious strangers. That sense of self preservation is still as numb as it was in his hero days, I see. I mean, he COULD have taken this issue to his dad, or to Urahara, or at least told them “Hey, I'm going to meet up with a bunch of suspicious characters”... just saying.
-Boobs Jr: Sado-kuuuuunnn? You there?
-Wow, so she DOES know how to say names besides KUUROSAAAKII-KUUUUUUNNNN.
-Ishidad: I am most ominous in this flashback! Mwahaha!
-Clap your hands if you believe.
-LATER THAT NIGHT
-Ichigo looks up the shady characters he was supposed to meet. At night. Jesus Christ, they could be robbers for all he knows!
-Aizenclone: Wow, even five minutes early. You get a cookie.
-Ichigo: That's THREE MINUTES.
-Then NO COOKIE 4 U.
-Ichigo: Okay so, my friend was attacked, and I am not going to ask Dad or Hat-n-Clogs, who I know are dependable and care about me. Instead, I am going to ask you and your friends for help. But I totally don't trust you, so ha!
-”No-one else to count on”? WHAT THE HELL kind of logic is that?
-Aizenclone loves his dramatic face close-ups.
-Aizenclone: Now, slip that card in here. We may look like we live in a ruined apartment complext, but we totally have key cards and shit because that is MODERN.
-Oh, so you draw the missing “E” in blood. DRAMTIC.
-From spiritual samurai battles with lots of ki attacks, to a much more noir urban fantasy, just as it started out, bleach changes. The quality is the same: shit.
-Ichigo: I notice how absurdly spacious this place is.
-Aizenclone: One of our members are rich.
-That's as much of an explanation as we get.
-Aizenclone: Now down to the bizniz.
-Oh, no...
-Aizenclone: WE SHALL RESTORE UR POWERZ 8D
-What did I tell you? Ten Minute Retirement! TEN MINUTE RETIREMENT!
-I'm going to go read claymore, where villains are effective and godmodders and protagonists have been taken out of the way, for massive quality improvement overall.
-Next week: Bleach takes yet another new and original twist, with WATERBENDING!