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Published: 2012-08-05 20:29:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 8743; Favourites: 127; Downloads: 39
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Description For *Turian-Lover , based on her story: [link]

Garrus and Chellick get drunk one night and harass a Keeper.

I got a little overzealous and ended up making something I really liked Based on the emotion prompt "courageous" because it takes lots of courage (or stupidity) to mess with a Keeper and then lie to your boss about it.
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Comments: 36

zafara711 [2012-08-22 23:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Thought those things explode when you mess with them

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ZackWriter23 In reply to zafara711 [2013-05-07 09:30:59 +0000 UTC]

explode in what way? explode by killing someone next to it or explode and making a mess?

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zafara711 In reply to ZackWriter23 [2013-05-08 00:21:27 +0000 UTC]

I have no clue the game didnt realy specify but this pic is still funny.

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greenmamba5 In reply to zafara711 [2012-08-23 05:32:39 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, yeah, I think they do, actually. Oh well. Tweaking the facts for the sake of humor XD

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zafara711 In reply to greenmamba5 [2012-08-24 17:43:27 +0000 UTC]

yeah i figured that and it is funny.

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malgrumm [2012-08-17 00:17:22 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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CookiesRmine [2012-08-13 02:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol, oops!

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Sithis666 [2012-08-11 22:59:05 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha xD so thats why he left c-sec? xD great work.

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Vampireguardian [2012-08-09 21:13:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha yes, I bet Pallin wasn't too pleased. I always wanted to mess with the Keepers. I love Garrus and Chellick's expressions!

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greenmamba5 In reply to Vampireguardian [2012-08-11 05:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Yeah, Pallin had his work cut out for him, dealing with those two.

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Cardboredbox [2012-08-06 23:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaaa!!! Their expressions are full of win.

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greenmamba5 In reply to Cardboredbox [2012-08-08 03:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Tarturus [2012-08-06 22:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Garrus is so calm and confident about the whole thing.

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greenmamba5 In reply to Tarturus [2012-08-08 03:55:04 +0000 UTC]

He's not at all worried. Pallin's all talk and no action, I bet!

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Plantress [2012-08-06 03:46:43 +0000 UTC]

Garrus just looks so casual about the whole thing, I love it. XD Poor Chellick getting dragged into whatever craziness Garrus gets up to.

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greenmamba5 In reply to Plantress [2012-08-08 03:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Whenever I play through ME1 and get to the "Jenna" mission, I always imagine Chellick hanging his head in defeat as Garrus and Shep walk into his office. "...I get promoted, and I still have to put up with you? *crawls under desk and dies*"

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Plantress In reply to greenmamba5 [2012-08-08 06:14:17 +0000 UTC]

You will never escape him Chellick, never! XD It's destiny..or something.

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ToaOrka [2012-08-06 02:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Fuck bosses, harass Keepers!
Just another day in the life of Vakarian.

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greenmamba5 In reply to ToaOrka [2012-08-08 03:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Citadel's #1 badass!

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OinkyThePiggy [2012-08-06 01:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh.My.God. after the crap day I just had, this made it all better!
Love the look on Garrus' face, perfect!

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greenmamba5 In reply to OinkyThePiggy [2012-08-08 03:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Glad I brightened your day a bit!

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Turian-Lover [2012-08-05 22:47:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha!!!! Yes! I love this so much!

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greenmamba5 In reply to Turian-Lover [2012-08-08 03:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it! I couldn't stop laughing as a drew the scene. The security footage killed me!

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kdwalbring [2012-08-05 22:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahaha... Yes.

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greenmamba5 In reply to kdwalbring [2012-08-08 03:50:50 +0000 UTC]

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bbb35 [2012-08-05 22:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha. Too Funny

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greenmamba5 In reply to bbb35 [2012-08-08 03:50:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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bbb35 In reply to greenmamba5 [2012-08-09 00:16:27 +0000 UTC]

We wouldn't have to walk if Someone hadn't slingshot that Varrem pellet at Spartacus Head!

Vanessa: THAT RAPTOR CHICKEN HAS NO RIGHT TO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL OF POWER IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

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Skyward-Dreamer [2012-08-05 22:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha. By the looks of it, Chellick isn't nearly as couragous though.

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greenmamba5 In reply to Skyward-Dreamer [2012-08-08 03:50:36 +0000 UTC]

Nope! He's worried about being fired. Somehow, I don't think Garrus is very worried about it.

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Skyward-Dreamer In reply to greenmamba5 [2012-08-08 20:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, I totally understand him.

Lol, well Garrus could always go to Omega and start up a cleaning business .. but what would poor Chellick do without C-SEC?

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james92046 [2012-08-05 21:12:42 +0000 UTC]

that is so garrus.

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greenmamba5 In reply to james92046 [2012-08-08 03:50:06 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?
He's a total pain in Pallin's ass.

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Ashynioki [2012-08-05 20:39:18 +0000 UTC]

This is great! I love it. ^_^

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greenmamba5 In reply to Ashynioki [2012-08-08 03:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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thearbiterthel12 [2012-08-05 20:32:40 +0000 UTC]

lol

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