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"Don't let the stress get to you, Princess! You might just lose your head!"Inspired by this comment on Starry Night
this gives whole new meaning to the "Lunacord" shipping. Hurrdurr~
Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic © Hasbro/*fyre-flye
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Comments: 885
TheRavingIdiot In reply to ??? [2014-01-11 04:48:41 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Tied down* I burnt his face.
Snow: why?
Me: apparently, it's Mating Season for Vampires.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 04:50:48 +0000 UTC]
snow: i think i got this *snaps fingers* oh renoc
renoc: what *sees snow in laungerei* um wow ok im in *tackles snow*
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 04:59:49 +0000 UTC]
Me: Someone's gonna ship this on the internet.
Snow: *snaps fingers again*
Me: *looks down* O//O. I'm going to get you back for this, Snow.
Time: *sees me in lingerie* O///O
Me: Uh...
Time: I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL! *tackles*
Me: YOU JUST HAD TO PUT ME IN THE NURSE LINGERIE!
Snow: teehee
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 14:22:18 +0000 UTC]
*a day later*
snow: i missed you so much renoc
renoc: same here
time: you to know each other
snow: he was my first boy friend
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 16:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Me: ... Well, that was-
Time: awesome.
Me: not the word that I was looking for, but I'll go with it.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 16:55:41 +0000 UTC]
snow: *making out with renoc*
time: wow they are going at it
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 17:07:16 +0000 UTC]
Me: ..... Annnd there going back.
Snow: What happened to your laungerei? *snaps fingers again*
Me: ;-;
Time: *tackles and drags*
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:09:49 +0000 UTC]
*a week later*
snow: well they should be done by now
renoc: i thought id never see you again
snow: i didn't either i missed you so much
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 17:12:36 +0000 UTC]
*4 days later*
Me: *hair messy* ._.
Time: well, that was fun.
Me: agreed.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:14:51 +0000 UTC]
renoc: *worried* hey guys
snow: what happened
renoc: snow is at the doctors office
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 17:18:26 +0000 UTC]
Me: ._. OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONN- *explodes*
Renoc: ._.
Time: ._.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:20:02 +0000 UTC]
renoc: dont worry she is just there for a check up
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 17:24:21 +0000 UTC]
Me: Oh. *reverse head explosion* Okay.
Renoc: She be havin' a child.
Me: ._.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:26:10 +0000 UTC]
time: damn boy
renoc: turns out im the dad
*phone rings*
renoc: she texted me to tell me to come over now
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-11 17:33:10 +0000 UTC]
Me: ._. I still can't process all of this. Imma go see Snow, too.
Renoc: Meh, okay.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:35:56 +0000 UTC]
*at the hospital*
snow: *holding two baby half dragons*
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-11 17:44:32 +0000 UTC]
snow: hey guys meet lily *shows small half dragon with purple scales* and fire *shows sleeping half dragon*
renoc: lily looks alot like you
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 02:32:38 +0000 UTC]
snow: also we named him fire because *fire sneezes and breathes fire* that
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 03:16:53 +0000 UTC]
Fire: *burns Renoc's face*
Me: O.O
Renoc: I-I'm fine.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 03:21:55 +0000 UTC]
renoc: good thing i have scales
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 03:30:35 +0000 UTC]
Fire: *burns my face*
Me: good thing that I'm immune to fire.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 04:45:11 +0000 UTC]
*years later*
snow: lily wake up
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 16:04:23 +0000 UTC]
Lily:... It's morning already? It feels like I only slept for a minute.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 16:09:35 +0000 UTC]
lily: *running from fire* oh dear lord oh dear lord oh dear lord
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 16:59:27 +0000 UTC]
Me: *listening to Ipod*
Lily: OHDEARLORDOHDEARLORDOHDEARLORD.
Fire: GET BACK HERRE!
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:03:31 +0000 UTC]
snow: *levitates both of them* what are you two doing
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:08:23 +0000 UTC]
Lily: He's chasing me for no reason, Mom.
Fire: *shrugs* it was fun.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:09:15 +0000 UTC]
snow: fire i will have your father deal with you when he gets back lily go play
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:12:15 +0000 UTC]
Fire: *thinking* Ohnonononono.
Lily: *playing with two random puppies* Can we keep them, Mom? PWEASE?
Snow: Oh, alright.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:13:28 +0000 UTC]
renoc: im back anything happen well i was out
snow: fire chased lily and now hes in his room
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:15:35 +0000 UTC]
Renoc: *sighs and goes upstairs*Fire, open the door.
Fire: You promise not to kill me?
Renoc: why would I do that?
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:19:17 +0000 UTC]
renoc: just open the door
fire: ok *opens door* son listen you cant chase your sister it makes her feel bad and your mother go crazy
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:28:44 +0000 UTC]
*later that night*
fire: good night dad
lily: night
renoc: goodnight guys
snow: goodnight
*next morning*
fire: *wakes up* why does my bed feel damp
lily: so does mine
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:33:09 +0000 UTC]
Lily: *looks under covers* *screams*
Fire: what's wrong?
Lily: L-l-look for yourself.
Fire: *looks* OHMYGOD! WORMS!
Lily: DAAAAADDDYYY!
Fire: *screams*
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:37:19 +0000 UTC]
renoc: oh great TIME QUIT MESSING WITH MY KIDS
time: lulz
renoc: kids these are rubber the aren't damp at all but i think i know why
lily: why
fire: yeah why
Renoc: you two wet the bed
lily: *feels pjs* eeew your right
fire: *whimpering*
snow: dont worry you two its normal for kids at your age to do that
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:39:52 +0000 UTC]
Fire: But it's so GROSS.
Lily: What he said.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:43:31 +0000 UTC]
renoc: lets get you two cleaned up
*later in the day*
fire: *sobbing*
snow: oh no *runs outside where fire and lily are playing* whats wrong
fire: i wet myself *sniffling*
snow: (oh dear thats not good) come on lily are you still dry
lily: no *sniffling*
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:45:26 +0000 UTC]
Snow: we seriously need to get you guys potty-trained.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:46:29 +0000 UTC]
renoc: we did remember we took them out of diapers a week after they turned 7
snow: they are 7
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:51:18 +0000 UTC]
snow: maybe we should put them in pull ups for the night
*another night later*
lily: eeew
fire: what
lily: *wearing messy pull up*
fire: oh good thing that didnt happen to me *messes self*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:53:58 +0000 UTC]
Lily: EWWWW~! This is so gross.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:56:25 +0000 UTC]
renoc: *wakes up* i have a feeling the kids had another accident
snow: *still laying on bed* ok
fire: *walks in* mommy.... dad we had an accident
renoc: told you *sigh* where did you put the pull-ups
snow: in there room
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 17:58:11 +0000 UTC]
Lily: When will this end?
Renoc: I don't know.
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 17:59:18 +0000 UTC]
*an hour later*
renoc: kids come on we are going to the doctor
lily: coming
fire: same here
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TheRavingIdiot In reply to malis22 [2014-01-12 18:02:03 +0000 UTC]
Fire: why are we going anyway? Is it one of those 2 time a year checkups?
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malis22 In reply to TheRavingIdiot [2014-01-12 18:10:36 +0000 UTC]
renoc: we are going to see why you are having accidents
*at the doctors office*
doctor: well by the looks if this these two have no control of there bodily functions they are going to have to wear diapers for the rest of there lives
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