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Published: 2018-01-18 02:28:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3269; Favourites: 343; Downloads: 0
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Update: Gifted to Livi358 : D---------------
SO LONG STORY SHORT.
Last week this asshole male cat has been entering my house several times while I have been sleeping through the window my cat walks in and out of, PEEING on my shit like its his damn pee painting canvas gallery. IHAVE cleaned this damn hallway more in the last week than ive done the last year. TODAY I CAUGHT HIM come inside , sniffing around like he owned the place. The anger is real when asshole owners cannot castrate their damn outdoor male cats. Smells like shit, mews like an annoying little bastard. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your male dominance and stupid territory claiming is nothing compared to my hissing vacume cleaner of doom. Butt ran so fast back outside I dont think I will be seeing him again anytime soon.
based of this butt that I hope I never see again.
He has colored eye mutations and different/double tail mutation. And I have named it Butt. Hes indestructible, and seems to be immune to fire which pisses batt of even more. I like cats but male cats that WALK into other peoples homes just to pee everywere makes me almost convert into a dog person >:C
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr random venting anger *shakes fists* Ofcourse im angry a f, so mods encouraged to make batt a damn companion based of this cat X'D .
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Comments: 73
BeanPurrs In reply to ??? [2018-01-18 02:40:28 +0000 UTC]
im getting angry for you oh man lol
i bet if you tried making them not get in, it'd be like that imortal human vs immortal snail meme (idk if you know of it but they are both immortal, and to die, they must touch... in this case, the cat wants to get in the house xD)
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ratsprout [2018-01-18 02:33:25 +0000 UTC]
This is the best context to making a character omfg I love this pixi so much. Little butthead catfish boy XD
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ghostlikely [2018-01-18 02:33:24 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha this story made my day XD
stupid cat HAHAH
hope for your sake he doesnt come back as well XD
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EarlNoir [2018-01-18 02:32:40 +0000 UTC]
omg best backgroundstory for a designcreation XD I love how the pixi looks
but your poor home :c I hope he doesn't come back to disturb you again! D: Throw Batt at him if he returns
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Cherri-Crimzon [2018-01-18 02:31:26 +0000 UTC]
oh man, I love cats but irresponsible owners piss me off
hope you never see that butt again
though, this Butt is cute as heck
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Balkeir In reply to ??? [2018-01-18 02:31:20 +0000 UTC]
BWAHAHAHA
I can't wait to see future art of Batt trying (and failing) to set him ablaze.
Hope for real tho that the cat stays out of your place Griff, that's heckin annoying.
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lumiinescence In reply to ??? [2018-01-18 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]
AAAAAAAAAA I'M DYING THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!
I hope that he won't keep annoying you!!
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meekakun [2018-01-18 02:30:52 +0000 UTC]
omg oh no griff! I hope that rascal doesn't come back, Im sorry but the way you worded the backstory did make me laugh
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Piichu-Pi [2018-01-18 02:30:32 +0000 UTC]
Omg xD
It's his house now apparently, by rules of dibs
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Lzbloop [2018-01-18 02:30:12 +0000 UTC]
OMFG XDDDDD
Nothing can match the vacume cleaner of doom >:u
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AviatorCid In reply to griffsnuff [2018-01-18 02:39:41 +0000 UTC]
He's full of piss that makes sense
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