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Published: 2018-01-18 02:28:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3269; Favourites: 343; Downloads: 0
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Update: Gifted to Livi358 : D---------------
SO LONG STORY SHORT.
Last week this asshole male cat has been entering my house several times while I have been sleeping through the window my cat walks in and out of, PEEING on my shit like its his damn pee painting canvas gallery. IHAVE cleaned this damn hallway more in the last week than ive done the last year. TODAY I CAUGHT HIM come inside , sniffing around like he owned the place. The anger is real when asshole owners cannot castrate their damn outdoor male cats. Smells like shit, mews like an annoying little bastard. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your male dominance and stupid territory claiming is nothing compared to my hissing vacume cleaner of doom. Butt ran so fast back outside I dont think I will be seeing him again anytime soon.
based of this butt that I hope I never see again.
He has colored eye mutations and different/double tail mutation. And I have named it Butt. Hes indestructible, and seems to be immune to fire which pisses batt of even more. I like cats but male cats that WALK into other peoples homes just to pee everywere makes me almost convert into a dog person >:C
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr random venting anger *shakes fists* Ofcourse im angry a f, so mods encouraged to make batt a damn companion based of this cat X'D .
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When I saw this my immediate thought was just "bomf".
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I laughed so bad ahah!
Hope for his safety he won't come in ever again, and this pixi is adorable, can't wait to see some sketches with Batt OvO
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omg I love this pixi xD
and omg I used to have the same problem, but different ish? So a random female cat went into our house, we didn't notice it at first, then the cat just randomly gave birth on the hallway to my moms room xD we took care of the kittens and the mom x'3
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Oh my god I'm crying and laughing and crying laughing xD Enter best Pixi
I'm sorry you have to go through such an ordeal
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This is the first thing I've read after waking up. No regrets.
I need to do a lion king scene with butt and batt lol
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XD;;;;; ahh i feel the "love" base on the title itself lol
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I don't know why the whole description made me laugh so freaking hard :'D That double tail mutation to make him a butt is awesome. And I cackled when I opened up the photograph and saw his stupid face afraid of the vacuum!! I LOVE that you gave him to Batt XD I have a neighbor that won't fix his male cat either and it pisses all over my yard, especially by my door to make sure I smell him c': I have given the neighbor resources for where to get his cat fixed for very cheap, and honestly I'd pay for it myself if I wasn't afraid the guy'd just spend it on drugs since he's a drug addict. I've been so close to scooping up his cat and bringing him somewhere to get fixed but I'm afraid of him calling the cops on me :/ It's just really irresponsible. I've already taken in and rehomed kittens he produced!! Two of the three cats I own are cats that were dumped outside where I live, and only one of those two was fixed, the cat dumping is a huge problem here. We also have a lot of crazy drivers in the neighborhood and it's not uncommon to see cats hit. A few months ago, I found a kitten that was hit by a car that looked about 4-5 months old on the street next to mine, I got a shovel and moved it to the side of the road incase it belonged to anyone so if they were searching they'd find it, but I feel like it was one of his kittens. Things like that stupid cat who isn't fixed don't make me any less of a cat person, just makes me waaay less of a people person, I hate people XD
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If it is an outdoor cat the guy probably wont notice if the cat is missing for some hours. you dont have to tell him you got his cat fixed, he would probably assume one of this organisations that catch and fix strayes got their hands on his cat.
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Hm that's true, and how could he prove that I took his cat ; )? He's an indoor/outdoor cat, sometimes he's outside every day for a few weeks and then for a few weeks he's no where to be seen. I'm not sure if it's because he's wandering for a mate or if he just keeps him inside for periods of time, it's really weird. Sometimes the neighbor asks if I've seen him and he says he hasn't seen him in a week too. If I captured him I'd have to get him by the front yard/my in-law's part of the house, cause the neighbor is nosy and has an upstairs apartment and looks down in my backyard and watches us... it's really annoying. Sometimes he just compliments stuff like "oh I see you got new motion sensor lights, cool!" But it's like he's actively watching what we do and I don't like it e_e I don't even go in the backyard anymore cause he likes to start conversations and he creeps me out.
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Loool
Vacuum of doom
Yusss he must be cleaned of his sins
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HE LOOKS SO DERPY
HE KNOWS THE SINS HE HAS COMMITTED
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lol I feel you except that I had that problem with a stray female cat xDD
while running from me she fell into the toilet
it was gold
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They're Batt and The Butt
Yes, Batt and The Butt
One sets things on fire
The other pees on shoes
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butt and batt.... omfg
If the real cat comes back into your house you should test if he is immune to fire XD
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oh man, when my own cat pees somewhere is worse enough, but a stranger cat breaking in to piss is the worst >_>
Reminds me when Zento suddenly hit puberty, he literally peed on my kitchen counter and screamed all day long. Got castrated in under a week lol, called the vet and was like "GIVE ME THE QUICKEST APPOINTMENT YOU HAVE, I DON'T CARE"
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the fact that he comes into your house pissing around like its nobody's business making THAT face is ridiculous XD
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hhahahhaha i cant believe you got a photo of him XD
what a butt
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This is why I keep my cats inside. Besides home invasion there is also traffic danger, exposure, and wildlife cruelty when people let cats roam outdoors 
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I'm so sorry for laughing so much but i think i can only turn the knife in the wound
OMFG THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS CAT STORY I HAD IN A WHILE HAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY BUT O.M.G i hope it will stop, get ur vacum cleaner ready XD
Also this pixi is adorb but i cant get over this omg
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At least you got a funny story/cat doodle out of the whole thing! XD
Good riddance Butt, and stay gone!
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AHAHAHHAHA BATT AND BUTT OMG AHABBAHAHA GAH I CANT TINA AHHH
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That is a very cute Butt. May I pet the cute Butt? I would love to hold this Butt.
Okay, enough butt jokes. Here's to hoping that cat doesn't come around anymore ;;
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I cannot wait for the adventures of Batt and Butt
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ohmygoddddd
What the fuuccckkk kind of felines do you HAVE in Norway????
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We have many Feline Owner Idiotuses
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About a year ago I had this neighbor
And he fed these feral cats in my neighborhood that everyone complained about, the little assholes gave my cats fleas so my girls were barbering their fur off and avoiding getting on the floor because the fleas were just THAT extreme in my house
This asshole, this dude who kept the cats coming to the neighborhood for food, for some reason he would go out into his back lawn (no fence or gate or anything to hide him) and just piss and shit outside
People are crazy, I tell ya man
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:I IF HE CARES he should have captured them, taken them to the vet, paid for their shots and health bill and casterated them all before letting them back out.
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SAME JESUS CHRIST
I hate when people act like they care about an animal, then let it roam wild outside where it gets filthy, encounters parasites, breeds, and gets into fights- like yeah inside-outside cats are awesome and most people take really great care of theirs, but when you let them run amok without spaying or neutering them and basically having them turn into a feral cat that you just feed- then what are you doing??? You don't care about that cat you just wanna give it food and say it's yours
Hell no
Someone needs to get that Butt Cat from your neighborhood and actually take care of the little asshole >:/ He doesn't LOOK like a domesticated cat who is groomed and well taken care of
He's just a pisser ohno
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yepp!!!! :C this butt cat has an owner, he was really heavy and well fed. But some owners just grrrrrrrrrr I wish I had a chip scanner, but then again I DOUBT he has a chip.
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Oml yeah I would hope you could find out who the boy's owner is and ask why they think it's acceptable for their cat to piss in other people's houses
That's completely rediculous
Cat piss is SO hard to get out or off of ANYthing
Got a kitten recently who had an issue peeing on clothes and furniture- I can't tell you how much baking soda I have used in that span of three months that he kept doing it- and I can't really imagine having to do that because of a cat that ISNT EVEN YOURS
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Pfffff- That's annoying,, But at least he made a super cute Pixi!
We have a neighborhood stray that we let in at my house. He is super friendly- And hilarious. He can't meow correctly so he squeaks at you until you feed him x'D
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