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I think the ones who wrote the bible had to much dirt in their food.Related content
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Well this is humorous, but it's kinda insulting to me... Nvm who cares YOLO am I right? "Shut up Annie you can be quiet now"
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I believe we should all stick to our beliefs, but not so literally!
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Beliefs are totally okay as long as they do not harm others in any way.
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Very true....but my bff is a Christian and her dad is the minister at the church...which scares me 
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The story of Adam and Eve isn't meant to be taken literally xD
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Say that to those who do take it literally xD
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Once my dad met someone who did. He managed to convince him otherwise in less than two minutes x3
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Go home creationists....
I prefer monkeys to dirt.
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Good joke! I prefer have a monkey on myancestors than a pile of mud...
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So very true.
I always wondered how people could think that it's better to have come from dirt than to have evolved from apes... I know which one i'd rather be... XD
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xD haha yeah, well we didnt come from the apes. apes and humans share the same ancestor
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-rips the leaf off- ITS LIKE A STICKY NOTE THERES ANOTHER UNDER! -rips that one off- ....it stopped.
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If you look at it from a scientific point of veiw, it kinda makes sense :3
first there was dirt, then little tiny organisms that evolved from the nutrients from the dirt into bigger organsisms, whom eventually after many years and at least one meteor extinction, we have humans 8D!
:/ now that i look at what i just typed, i realize i make no sense. ah well....
this thing is still funny as hell though XD
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xD indeed it does thats what makes it so awesome.
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HUMANS CAN FLOAT WHAT
I think I'm missing the point here but WHAT WHY CAN'T I?
XD
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damn, I knew it. You know Buddhists say that humans used to be able to live for thousands of years by controlling their bodies through meditation or somethingweirdlikethat. At least my teacher told me so o_o
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They are part right. From how the society have grown, we have lost the ability to focus for a long period of time. Some still can control this but not many.
We can do whatever we want, but we dont know how anymore. Thats atleast what i think. We are run by fear, and the easiest way to control something or someone is by scaring them. Thats what this world is so good at.
Look at the swineflu. So many people freaked out and yet it was no near as dangerous as a normal flu. but if the media say its dangerous people will believe it.
Im glad not everyone lets themself be controlled xD ATLEAST i dont. I want to have my own opinions and concider others instead of follow someone or something blindely
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Mhm
also my teacher claims to have stopped breathing for three hours while meditating without suffering any ill effects.
I hear crazy things so I wouldn't totally dismiss it, but some of it's pretty hard to swallow, yanno?
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Yeah, I like to keep an open mind :3
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Wait, wait, wait. Are you trying to combine evolution and the Bible and than make a valid point out of it? Not to start a theological debate but I do not believe you fully understand want it is you trying to make a joke out of. Macro evolution is the process of one type of animal giving raise to another of the course over millions of years. Creation was an instant occurrence in which God created man out of dust. One can not say that we have ancestors in the dirt because, though man was formed out it, it was God who ultimately gave man life. So you can see how the two can not be combined, yes?
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I dont really typed down my point for this. Im glad someone says this, how insane it is : P Because its ment to make no sense at all xD
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So, what is your point? What exactly are you saying doesn't make sense?
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A wha? But you brought up evolution... and the Bible. D:
What madness will you be telling me next? That there is no spoon?
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XD That is awesome. It makes a lot of sense though.
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That humans came from dirt? xD noway thats insane
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Oh! XD Guess I'm a little slow tonight. I can see humans originating from very small organisms, but yeah, insane indeed.
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Yes that is true 
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