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Here he is. Author avatar, artist extraordinaire and very silly man, it's the Poisonous Monkey, AKA The Chimp. He's been around for over 10 years, and here's his profile, complete with relevant tropes.Ambiguously Brown : The Chimp is of Filipino blood, but many have a hard time identifying that. He's been called Chinese (or any South-East Asian country), South American, Arab (when he doesn't shave for months), mixed-race and even Jamaican (his hair is thick).
Asian And Nerdy : He knows a lot on what he does in life. He's a geek and proud of it.
Audio Erotica : Said to have quite a sexy voice if he doesn't act like a doofus. The Chimp wants to try his well-spoken South London accent out on American girls to see if this holds true.
Beware The Nice Ones : The Chimp is a happy, friendly, kind man, and very silly. But there are lines you don't cross or buttons you don't push, and doing so will get you the Chimp's deafening roar directly at your face.
Big Eater : Absolutely loves his food, and cooks a mean dish or two himself. Do not let the Chimp get hungry. He will start to moan and speak in simplistic diction, and will continue to do so until he finds a place to eat. He's also fond of munching on the scenery, but that's another matter...
Brilliant But Lazy : The Chimp is very smart and savvy, but he can't be bothered most of the time, due to his pragmatism.
Cool Mask : If you regard a red cloth one over his face cool.
Crouching Moron Hidden Badass : His oafish personality hides his almost heroic side to him, and will not hesitate to rescue his kidnapped dames, even it's by himself.
Deadpan Snarker : Fall out of line, and the Chimp will verbally cut you down, though it does serve as a lot of his humour.
Everything's Better With Monkeys : From his name to his band's name and even his sister's name, yes, the Chimp's adventures is a barrel o' monkeys.
Face of the Band : As the singer, lead songwriter and guitarist, but doesn't want to hog the limelight too much.
Fleeting Passionate Hobbies : Subverted. The Chimp does have many hobbies and may abandon them from time to time, but he does return to them eventually.
The Hero : Of the five-man band. Has the traits like a strong moral compass, stubborness and charisma.
Large Ham : The Chimp will not deny his appetite for scenery in recent times, and is proud of his gigantic porky delivery. Even then, he has displayed it when he was younger .
Man Of A Thousand Voices : Very good at imitating celebrities, fictional characters, and most of his friends.
Nice Guy : The Chimp's default character.
Papa Wolf : Say what you will, he is very protective and selfless when it comes to his family and friends. When it comes to Darang kidnapping and torturing his girls, the Chimp is the first one there to deal with him. Check out The Second Harvest for a good example. In fact this pretty much crosses over with Big Brother Instinct , especially with his sister Minky.
Shiny Midnight Black : His long hair has been the defining part of his look for the last 5 years. Women seem to want to touch and play with it, much to his pleasure.
The Poisonous M. saga has the following:
Break The Cutie : Ever since the appearance of Poisonous, it's been one punt in the chest after another, leading him into...
Despair Event Horizon : Seems to be spiralling into this with the presence of Poisonous, his old friends brainwashed and serving him, his close friends turn on him, and certain others threatening to kill him.
Determinator : Poisonous believes the Chimp is too stupid to quit, and he sort of agrees.
Extreme Melee Revenge : Went on a violent rampage on Poisonous with a fire axe, but did not hit him.
Heroic BSOD : Twice. First after meeting Poisonous for the first time. Second, when he knew the fates of the kidnapped girls he knew.
Jerk With A Heart of Gold : This is the Chimp at his worst, as when he has to get something done and someone's holding him up, he will be an asshole if it's what it takes. Case in point: Him calling out Robi for being constantly captured.
Rage Breaking Point : He witnessed his little sister and friend get physically harmed by Poisonous, and that's on top of what he's recently been through with his friends either turning on him or brainwashed. The Chimp eventually had to snap.
Tranquil Fury : He was unnervingly calm when he reached for that axe. It didn't last, leading to...
Unstoppable Rage : Was about to straight-up murder Poisonous with a fire axe, before the Maidens came to escort him away.
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Comments: 9
DashadyAlien [2011-08-07 11:56:06 +0000 UTC]
Nice profile , realy changed over the years
hehe a feather pen , nice toutch
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MissPulchritudinous [2011-08-02 23:46:10 +0000 UTC]
Oh hot.
No but really creeping aside, neat bio.
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grippedchimp In reply to MissPulchritudinous [2011-08-03 16:21:05 +0000 UTC]
Who knew I'd eventually have fangirls!
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kd8lmno [2011-08-01 20:02:38 +0000 UTC]
This is niiiice! It's about time we see a bio sheet for you.
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sandrock74 [2011-08-01 19:01:41 +0000 UTC]
You know, due to that infamous red mask, I can't make up my mind if you look more like Michael Jackson or someone applying to work for Cobra.
Please tell me you're going to work for Cobra Commander! Even just doing some free lancing for Cobra would be cool. Admit it!
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