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Published: 2012-05-20 05:08:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 681; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 3
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Description Your name is Kamlot Lazuli. You enjoy MEDIEVAL TIMES and DIGGING. You have a collection of things you found while digging scattered around your hive, mostly medieval stuff and gemstones, which is OK with you because you like them both. The other stuff you just toss or bury again for another troll sweeps later. Sometimes you will ROLEPLAY as a figure from medieval times like a WITCH or a KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. Sometimes, you will roleplay as ROYALTY because of your abundance of gemstones and your blood. However, you don't mind the caste system, probably because you are so high up in it. You really DON'T HAVE MUCH AN OPINION on it, which is OK you think. When you are really bored, you will sometimes arrange your stones in the order of the caste system, and then mess them up to see what caste system the gems come up with. Course you know that it would NEVER HAPPEN in real life.
Your LUSUS occasionally duels you to test your strength, so you must TRAIN so that she may never defeat you. Of course, she always DEFEATS YOU, so you strive more towards BEATING HER than anything else. You prefer your trusty MACEKIND over your other medieval weapons, even though it may not be the most effective thing against your lusus.
Your clothes were not always BROWN, in fact they use to be BLUE, but they kept getting dirty from all of your DIGGING that you decided to wear brown instead so that the dirt would not be noticeable. But you FORGET that you even have dirt on you most of the time and end up tracking dirt inside your hive. Your lusus normally gets VERY UPSET at this.
You really do not like the COLD, so you live closer towards the LIGHT side of Alternia. However, you are not a daywalker, so you do not live on the light side. You wish you did, though, as you think you would be a lot warmer.
You think quadrants are SILLY and you believe that you have no time for such FRIVOLOUS DESIRES. You are not a DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
Your chumhandle is archaicAugury and :>
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Comments: 9

discreetGemelos [2012-05-20 22:34:24 +0000 UTC]

I love reading fantroll introductions xD except the crappy ones...which this is not (o: This is great!

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grouchyArtisan In reply to discreetGemelos [2012-05-21 00:06:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you like it I'm not very good at parodying intros C:

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discreetGemelos In reply to grouchyArtisan [2012-05-21 00:41:26 +0000 UTC]

That one was perfect, as I'm sure any others you've done were :3

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blahjerry [2012-05-20 17:29:45 +0000 UTC]

HOLEY SHIT SOMEONE WHO ALSO ENJOYS MEDIEVIAL THINGS

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grouchyArtisan In reply to blahjerry [2012-05-20 17:44:17 +0000 UTC]

MEDIEVAL THINGS ARE COOL!

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blahjerry In reply to grouchyArtisan [2012-05-21 00:18:38 +0000 UTC]

HECK YEAH THEY ARE

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Fay-Andromeda [2012-05-20 07:38:12 +0000 UTC]

the armor looks pretty cool

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grouchyArtisan In reply to Fay-Andromeda [2012-05-20 07:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! C:

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Fay-Andromeda In reply to grouchyArtisan [2012-05-20 07:56:40 +0000 UTC]

np

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