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Published: 2012-11-25 04:01:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 277; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 3
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For some reason, there's a laughing Leavanny in your inbox. Why the Hell is he wearing clothes? Aren't pokémon supposed to be nude?> Go back to inbox.
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> Go back to inbox
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> Go back to inbox
Your inbox is empty, apart from a few replies you've gotten from friends. One, who you for the last year has replied with a sentence that always has a capitalized "THAT'S" in some form. The other is a small roleplaying reply that you haven't replied to since early May, this year. You have wanted to make a reply, but you just cannot come up with something to reply with. The last is a reply to a comment from a small animation you did a fair amount of months ago. It simply states "> Go back to inbox". You are replying to this comment at this very moment, actually.
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> Check on watchers profiles
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> Check on watchers profiles
No one is online. Ugh... how boring!
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WT > Eat an oatmeal cream cake
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WT > Eat an oatmeal cream cake
You have no idea who this Wootie person is, but such a delicious cake can't just stand there, uneaten. You eat the cake, but save a little for if you might want some a bit later.
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> Captchalogue oatmeal cream cake
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> Captchalogue oatmeal cream cake
You captchalogue the cake into your Roulette Modus. You don't like this modus. When it's got at least one item in it, it sometimes takes hours before you get what you want from it, but you guess it's better than nothing, at least.
You also have a breakfast sandwich in there, which you also felt you could save for later. You just ate almost a whole cake, so you aren't hungry at all.
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> Step outside into living room
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> Step outside into living room
You can't just "step out" to the living room! Your house is very big and on top of all, you live on the second floor! You'll have to walk through the hallway and go down the stairs to get to the living room.
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> Go through the hallway, down the stairs into the living room
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> Go through the hallway, down the stairs into the living room
You do that. You and your dad moved in a few days ago, so most things are in moving boxes, except for the fireplace. Who would even put a fireplace in a moving box? That's just stupid!
On the fireplace, there are a few old things: your first toy, which your father kept for some reason. You guess he just kept it to use it for some irony. You have yet to figure out what kind of irony, though. Apart from that, there's a bottled boat and a vase, in which your father keeps a plastic rose. You prefer real roses, but you guess it's ok to have fake ones, as well.
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> Look in the moving boxes
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> Look in the moving boxes
You look inside one of the boxes. Nothing of bigger interest in there. Just some lampshades and a few figurines in bubble-wrap. You grunt a little. You don't know why, but for some reason your dad has gotten the idea that you like those lampshades. You think they are quite ugly, to be honest.
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> Throw lampshade onto the ground in disgust
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> Throw lampshade onto the ground in disgust
You do that. You throw it so hard, it starts bouncing like a rubber ball all over the room. You have to use your awesome skills to abscond being hit by it. Such a pain!
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> Check pesterchum
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> Check pesterchum
You spin the wheel of your roulette modus, hoping to get your phone, which has the Pesterchum application installed.
Nope. You got the Oatmeal cream cake from before. Sometimes, you just KNOW that this crappy modus is out to be a jerk towards you.
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> Curse, then try again
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> Curse, then try again
You spin the wheel of your modus and wait.
SUCCESS!! You got your phone!
((Pardon my sparseness with the replies. I've gotten quite busy, lately.))
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> Pesterchum that phone, motha
( You are excused 
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> Pesterchum that phone, motha
You Pesterchum that phone! Your phone is quite crap, so it takes ages before you finally get Pesterchum opened.
Oh, look! Someone's online! He's quite violent and somewhat ruthless, but he tends to be a fun guy to talk to, sometimes.
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> Pester the chum
You pester your chum, but he isn't answering. You guess he's walking around the house all affected on meds, as usual. You really dislike that he's using them, but you guess it's necessary. He can get out of control, sometimes.
((Answered your thing on Tumblr, btw! 
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> What is your name?
( I know. 
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> What is your name?
You look yourself in the mirror, which is still in bubble-wrap, like everything else. This is something you'd never really thought about. What IS your name? Your chumhandle is corruptedChassis and you speak as 5f y64 have t66 04ch t6 th5n2 ab64t at a33 t50es, but that's as far as you know.
Either that or you're just as forgetful as ever.
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> Float out of room.
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> Float out of room.
You feel yourself leave the ground. You are one with the space. You float away from the hall of cardboard boxes and plastic entertainment.
You suddenly hit your head on the fridge.
Somehow, you ended up in the kitchen.
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> Open fridge
You open the fridge. It's very empty. It isn't even on. You had just recently moved into this place, so no surprise, there. You are feeling a bit peckish, though. You really could do with something to eat, even if it was small.
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> Take something
You take something. What it is you picked up, you don't know. It has a very weird shape, though. Is it edible? You don't really want to try, but who knows? It might taste great!
You then remember that you actually have something to eat in your sylladex! You are now happy!
You would love some milk with it, but your dad hasn't gone to the store, yet. He will on the way home from work, though. Can you really wait that long?
What time is it, even? Your clocks haven't been packed up yet! How will you know when your dad comes home? You want milk, dammit!!
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> Take note of the mysterious something's shape
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> Take note of the mysterious something's shape
You pick up a note and pencil from the desk, making sure not to captchalogue them, since it might take ages to get them out again. You then start to take notes over the mysterious thing's shape.
You write that it is flat, soft, blue, sticky and smells like a horrible mix of latex and rubber. This makes you want to eat it even less.
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> Lick the mysterious object.
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=> Enter name
He already has a name.
=> Go back to inbox, for god's sake!!
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==> What's the point of going to the inbox?
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=> What's the point of going to the inbox?
It's quite hard to see your messages if you're not in the inbox, duh.
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... Excuse me, but how the Heck would I know what your inbox look like?
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Awww he's sho cute~~ You just wanna dip him in salt and eat him for breakfast.
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