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Published: 2007-01-04 03:49:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 4417; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 93
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Xenu is a dude. and currently a prisoner of war being held against his will for all eternity by a force feild powered by an eternal battery.this is clearly no way to treat the ex ruler of our solar system and many like it. I for one think the lack of any trial is injust and his continued imprisonment without anyone bringing evidence against him is proof enough that he is either innocent or was just invented by some shitty science fiction writer starting up a cult.
HAIL XENU!
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LOL! Next death battle, Jesus vs. L. Ron Hubbard!
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You do realize that Scientology was founded in 1953....right?
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I don't really care about scientology, but I just read "Revolt in the stars" and felt really sorry for the guy. So yes, free Xenu! XDD
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We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive,
We do not forget.
Expect us.
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THE GALACTIC CONFEDERACY IS MUCH BETTER WITHOUT HIM.
NOW EVERYONE, ONTO THE SPACESHIP.
ONWARD AT LIGHTSPEEEEEEEED.
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No.....this calls for LUDICROUS SPEED!
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Hee hee... awesome. This [link] contains critical scientology information. Your knowledge is incomplete without it.
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YOU'RE WINNER!
Really. I'm going to have to use this now...
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Xenu will rise again and together with Prometeus and Lucifer lead humanity to a victory over devine tyrany
VIVA LA REVOLUTION (down with Tom Cruis)
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In my personal oppinion, I think Tom Cruise is the only person getting to people belive in that.
And that John Travolta guy.
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So what you're saying is that in a year or two Scientology will just be a huge gay club?
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Oh, may I join you in his killing?
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i wouldnt be an avid fan of rant radio if i didnt say HAIL XENU BITCHAS!!!!!
nice one dude this one goes straight to the journal
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*singing* scieeeeentoologist aaaare weeeeiiiird
>_>
then again they think everyone else is weird, and so and so
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Ron E hubberd the guy who created Scientology! what a lame cult
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now now, we mustnt shun the beliefs of others... what we should do is first put ourselves in the perspective of the other, realise a different reason why their belifs are stupid and THEN we can shun...
actually, I do belive we are in fact at the shunning stage now!
*pulls out the shunning stick*
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Indeed *pulls out massive shun mallet*
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thw worrying thing is that I think their membership is large enough to fall outside the realm of cult, and just after submitting this, my google-fu turned up this [link]
that was shock enough, let alone following the link in the comment.
anyway, to start off this was just a joke on the whole 'so they actually believe this' point of view, but as I typed my message I realised my parody had a point, if these people believe this stuff, and they claim to be 'scientific' either they are heartless bastards supporting the imprisonment of a guy without proving his guilt, or they dont really believe Xenu exists.
its an argument I'll put in my 'things to say when a brainwashing scumbag comes near me' file
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I know, I was using my comment jokingly as well. 
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I did, and I'll reply to it sometime, but it will be sometime tommorow sorry, I really have to go to bed now and your last question would be better answered when I have all my functioning
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I just wasn't sure, some people have problems receiving notes from me sometimes, and... What do you mean last question?
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from wikipedia:
"The Loyal Officers finally overthrew Xenu and locked him away in a mountain, where he was imprisoned forever by a force field powered by an eternal battery."
apparently there was some speculation he was placed on earth in the Pyrenees, but if I believed that, I'd be there now demonstrating against the way he is being treated.
the thing is see, I dont believe every little stupid theory
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google and wikipedia both exist
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