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Published: 2012-09-15 02:36:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 4317; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 149
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Description Didn't come out as epic as I wanted.

I'm slipping....

Anyway. Enjoy
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EsorkZassinGonzalez [2019-08-05 01:20:08 +0000 UTC]

That Commissar ain't beating Vader
In all seriousness, nice one!

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Kmon13 [2018-07-07 00:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Would have been better if the CommissarΒ used a Force Sword of the grey knight variant.

But he's still owning Vader

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FunnelVortex [2016-02-19 05:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Vader: "Join the Empire. Together, with our combined forces and the power of the Empire's hyperdrives, we can defeat Chaos, retake the Galaxy for mankind, and you will never have to travel the Warp ever again! The Emperor has foreseen it..."Β 

Bernn: "You speak of treachery! I shall never surrender the Imperium or turn my back on the one true Emperor! Your Emperor is false!"

Vader: "Your Emperor was struck down long ago, he can not help you now. Join us, or die!"

Bernn: "No! That's not true!!"

Vader: "Search you feelings, you know it to be true."

Bernn: "This....... This is HERESY!!!!! You will die for your misplaced loyalties, heretic! You ask me to abandon the true Emperor! You avoid the good will of the Emperor for this blasphemous 'Force'!" Β 

Vader: "I find your lack of faith disturbing... You don't know the power of the Dark Side!"

Bernn: "If youΒ speak Heresy...."

Vader: "If you can't be turned...."

Both: "...YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!" *swords clash*

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to FunnelVortex [2016-02-21 01:13:56 +0000 UTC]

epic man

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Blackstone100 [2015-04-03 00:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Your Emperor is False!!

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gmod348 [2014-02-02 12:23:59 +0000 UTC]

suitcase, one of them have the cookies, but you can only side with one of them.


If your choice is incorrect, the cookies will be eaten.

If your choice is correct, the cookies will be eaten by you.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2UrY…

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to gmod348 [2014-02-02 20:37:59 +0000 UTC]

shit

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ArmamentDawg [2013-04-22 15:10:20 +0000 UTC]

The Dark Side of the Force is all Vader needs to CRUSH this fanatic.

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to ArmamentDawg [2013-04-22 15:12:17 +0000 UTC]

The Will of the Emperor is all Lord Bernn needs to DESTROY this heretic.

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ArmamentDawg In reply to guywiththesuitcase [2013-04-22 15:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Is Lord Bernn's will strong enough to resist something like a Jedi mind trick, assuming Vader doesn't just use the Force to crush the Commissar's throat?

Just curious. I commend Bernn's courage- better to destroy Vader before the Sith Lord becomes a Champion of Chaos undivided- but he's hopelessly outmatched.

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to ArmamentDawg [2013-04-22 15:28:40 +0000 UTC]

SDGJAGA-

I was only joking around with you, I have no actual interest in arguing the superiority of the two powers.

In answer to your question, though, the forces of the Imperium are usually strong-willed by default, unless they have been tainted, as seen in the Traitor Legions. Commissars especially are bred for the sole purpose of shaking away any thoughts of heresy, and shrug off any petty mind magic. Veteran Commissars get plenty of practice when dealing with Chaos Sorcerers, who deal in such things.

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DaLintyMan In reply to guywiththesuitcase [2013-05-12 04:44:31 +0000 UTC]

Concur. Unfortunately, this isn't Commissar Cain and Jurgen...

Although, Bernn does have an armor piercing grenade launcher in his other hand...
My brother and I argued a bit about this: what happened when a chainsword hits a lightsaber?

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to DaLintyMan [2013-05-12 20:45:16 +0000 UTC]

I think the Chainsword would be halved by the pure energy. It's just metal, after all. However, a Power Sabre, such as the one depicted, would be able to withstand it.

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DaLintyMan In reply to guywiththesuitcase [2013-05-13 04:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Cue the burst of metal fragments as the chain flies apart.

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RobbyL9 [2012-11-30 19:47:46 +0000 UTC]

Commissar Lord Bernn vs Darth Vader. Oh, THIS is going to end well.

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to RobbyL9 [2012-11-30 19:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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FoggyGolem [2012-10-16 18:21:10 +0000 UTC]

I have had this scenario play out several times before (check my gallery for that), and I can say for certain that Lord "Iron Hand" Vader normally wins these encounters.

Its the encounters with the larger beasts that get tricky.

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to FoggyGolem [2012-10-16 23:46:17 +0000 UTC]

It'd be funny to watch Vader get knocked around by a group of Ogryns.

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FoggyGolem In reply to guywiththesuitcase [2012-10-17 00:33:02 +0000 UTC]

What?! I don't want to see that happen! I need him for the tanks man!
Send the troopers, they're made for just those occasions!

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Thimbelwinter [2012-09-17 23:59:11 +0000 UTC]

against a lightsaber that better be a power sword lol

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to Thimbelwinter [2012-09-18 00:45:25 +0000 UTC]

A Commissar is commonly seen weilding either power weaponry (like the Power Sabre) or a Chainsword. Obiously a Chainsword wouldn't work against Vader.

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thepicwatcher75 [2012-09-17 21:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Your slavery to the False Emperor ends today!

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barcod [2012-09-17 20:49:32 +0000 UTC]

lets face, Vader's screwed, he's up against unbreakable faith XD

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StarCasterGame [2012-09-15 10:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Vader's pose needs to be a lot more aggressive. Maybe against a Space Marine chapter master that would hold water, but not a commissar.

I picture this crossover going something like this:

Palpatine: "You would destroy this Galactic Empire with only a thousand of your... Space Marines?"
Chapter Master: "We would destroy your false Empire with only ONE Space Marine! You are superior in only one respect!"
Palpatine: "And what is that?"
Chapter Master: "You are better at DYING!"

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to StarCasterGame [2012-09-15 18:36:34 +0000 UTC]

I used the Commissar becuse of the similarities he holds to Vader.

They both wear cloaks.

They both use sabres.

They both execute their men arbitrarily.

They're both bad ass mofos.

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StarCasterGame In reply to guywiththesuitcase [2012-09-15 23:21:53 +0000 UTC]

Point taken.

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AntonMoscowsky [2012-09-15 05:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Commi! commi! commi!

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to AntonMoscowsky [2012-09-15 18:37:14 +0000 UTC]

FEAR ME, BUT FOLLOW!

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Tr1stan8r [2012-09-15 03:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Good gravy, the epicness!!!

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to Tr1stan8r [2012-09-15 18:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Lol thanks.

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thenethernaga [2012-09-15 02:40:46 +0000 UTC]

see my pants? there is a jizz stain there

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to thenethernaga [2012-09-15 02:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Ho ho HO BOI!

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HeroOfMobius [2012-09-15 02:37:44 +0000 UTC]

I know Darth Vader, but who's the other guy?

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guywiththesuitcase In reply to HeroOfMobius [2012-09-15 02:39:30 +0000 UTC]

He's an Imperial Commissar from the Warhammer 40k series. A feared commander of the men. He, like Vader, is not afraid to kill his own men.

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