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Hail-NekoYasha — Deep in the Moron Mines

Published: 2007-01-11 12:15:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 215810; Favourites: 4719; Downloads: 3166
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Description You know what my favorite thing is about being a cartoonist?

I get to make up my own sound effects.

And you know what my second favorite thing is about being a cartoonist?

I get to throw stuff to the floor and try to write down the sounds they make.

Thok.

So -- jubilations -- here's finally another Twilight Princess comic, woo. Minor second dungeon spoiler, but that's okay. No, yes it is. Shut up.

I'm going to have to get used to drawing TP!Link. He's not as ridiculously skinny as OoT!Link.

MORON RHYMES WITH GORON; BATHE IN MY WIT.

And again!
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Comments: 1481

cobaltninja In reply to ??? [2007-01-14 00:28:38 +0000 UTC]

they should all be sentenced to life imprisonment for making people go blind!

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Jumei In reply to ??? [2007-01-12 14:14:02 +0000 UTC]

wahahaha just how you writed that haha
I luv you *glump* its so hilarous! bird boobies.. And yes, those occoo people are freaking man. the eyes... o_o and yes it looks like those are breasts, but she has them on her back too O_O

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princesscupincakes In reply to Jumei [2007-01-12 17:50:53 +0000 UTC]

I've never seen her back, if I have I just haven't noticed because I'm cringing at the freakiness of the bird.

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alienhom In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-14 06:32:11 +0000 UTC]

I figured she was just something based off a weird-ass legend in the far reaches of Asia or somethin like that. If its not based off some folklore, the designers got some freaky things goin thru their heads!

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ChildIncognito In reply to ??? [2007-01-12 01:20:58 +0000 UTC]

lol i actually didnt notice them. I thought it was a guy for the longest time. I guess I'll just have to take a closer look next time I play.

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princesscupincakes In reply to ChildIncognito [2007-01-12 01:42:16 +0000 UTC]

be careful, your eyes might fall out

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ChildIncognito In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-12 02:00:19 +0000 UTC]

lol, yes ma'am

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fish-purse In reply to ??? [2007-01-11 23:43:24 +0000 UTC]

lol! when i first saw them i was like, "....what is wrong with these people? this thing is nasty enough, why do they have to add some saggy boobs?"

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princesscupincakes In reply to fish-purse [2007-01-11 23:49:12 +0000 UTC]

and how is it her son is just a head? will the rest of him pop out later? Will he have a creepy feather pattern too?

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Saiyukiii In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-02-13 05:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Her son scared me. It's a friggin flying head for crying out loud! It even wrote me a letter when it has no arms!! I ask you how is that possible???

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princesscupincakes In reply to Saiyukiii [2007-02-13 15:07:14 +0000 UTC]

how does he do anything?! how does he go to the bathroom? how does he have room for lungs and stuff in his skull along with his brain?

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Saiyukiii In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-02-13 22:45:16 +0000 UTC]

That's a very good question my friend. maybe everything is compacted inside him so he must be a very solid...er...flying head. o__O And maybe he only needs one lung and half a brain!

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princesscupincakes In reply to Saiyukiii [2007-02-14 00:01:28 +0000 UTC]

how does he fly though? I'd think for his skull to support all the weight in his head it couldn't be hollow, which is a key factor in flight.

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Saiyukiii In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-02-15 02:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Super strong puny wings? Maybe he doesnt have anything inside him at all! o__o He's wierd enough to be like that infact, with his red shiney eyes...

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princesscupincakes In reply to Saiyukiii [2007-02-15 20:54:53 +0000 UTC]

like humming bird wings? maybe. Maybe they know magic or something, or they're possessed, or rabid.

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Saiyukiii In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-02-15 22:22:27 +0000 UTC]

Maybe all of them..

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princesscupincakes In reply to Saiyukiii [2007-02-16 22:51:57 +0000 UTC]

the mystery, it makes me die a little on the inside [link]

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fish-purse In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-12 00:03:05 +0000 UTC]

i....i have.....no idea o______o
<.< *sob*

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princesscupincakes In reply to fish-purse [2007-01-12 01:42:56 +0000 UTC]

the thought could give nightmares

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seppuku In reply to ??? [2007-01-11 23:41:43 +0000 UTC]

they are totally tits... like six rows of green-nippled bird tits. THEY HAVE THEM ON THEIR BACKS TOO. WHY???

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Jumei In reply to seppuku [2007-01-12 14:15:22 +0000 UTC]

yes, I saw it too! they're probaly not really boobs or something. Just bird decoration? ..

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cobaltninja In reply to Jumei [2007-01-12 22:29:42 +0000 UTC]

luvvin ur sig

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Jumei In reply to cobaltninja [2007-01-13 12:31:01 +0000 UTC]

I love yours too xD the last sentence

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cobaltninja In reply to Jumei [2007-01-14 00:26:45 +0000 UTC]

thanks XD

have you noticed that she reckons she hates pop music when she SINGS pop music?

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Jumei In reply to cobaltninja [2007-01-13 12:30:35 +0000 UTC]

thnx xD

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cobaltninja In reply to Jumei [2007-01-14 00:26:01 +0000 UTC]

ur welcum

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princesscupincakes In reply to Jumei [2007-01-12 17:34:40 +0000 UTC]

badly placed bird decoration

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Jumei In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-12 17:38:56 +0000 UTC]

hahha yes xD

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princesscupincakes In reply to seppuku [2007-01-11 23:47:58 +0000 UTC]

I know, normally nintendo is pretty good about this stuff, how did they not notice?!

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Surukunai In reply to ??? [2007-01-11 22:45:51 +0000 UTC]

I SO know what you are talking about. They need like a black bar to censor those out.

Me and my friends cry when we first saw them.

I HAD GONE THROUGH ALL THE DUNGEONS TILL THE CITY IN THE SKY, NOT KNOWING SHE HAD....THOSE!

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HighSkoolArtist In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-14 06:04:33 +0000 UTC]

i didnt kno either, i still dont kno cuz i lent it to me friend a week ago

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Surukunai In reply to HighSkoolArtist [2007-01-15 02:17:51 +0000 UTC]

Me too. I miss mine so! -cry-

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-11 23:47:25 +0000 UTC]

just give her a shirt or something, before my eyes start bleeding

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-12 03:20:11 +0000 UTC]

I do not respect bird/person porn

Not at all!

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-12 06:03:27 +0000 UTC]

who, what, where, when, how and most importantly WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY?!!!!!!

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-12 12:48:32 +0000 UTC]

...Seriously.

When they were creating this game, what gave them the big idea?

"Watch this guys! It's gonna be fricken hilarious!"

"DUDE! Is that...?"

"Yes, it is..."

"BIRD BOOBIES!"

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-12 17:37:09 +0000 UTC]

"What are we gonna do if they ask about it?"
"That's the beauty of it, we've never done something like this before, so when the ask, we give some simple obvious answer, then call them a bunch of pervs for even thinking it"
"GENIUS!"

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-15 02:21:29 +0000 UTC]

"Thank you! Now, lets go to Hooters!"

"Dude, you just gave a bird boobs, and you expect us to go there?"

"...Yeah."

".........OK!" -locks arms and skips to Hooters-

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-15 02:41:53 +0000 UTC]

do they have Hooter in Japan?

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-15 17:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Uh........Maybeh? This calls for some research.

Wait, why am I researching Hooters? WHEN I CAN BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?!

Let's just say they do.

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-15 18:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Just looked it up, they do, though I don't see how it'll compete with the cosplay bars.

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-16 03:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Yes...

-people sitting in Hooters-

"Hooters was a BAAAD choice..."

Sad day for them. Really should know better.

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-16 04:13:18 +0000 UTC]

I have never been there, for I value my self esteem to much to partake in sub par chicken served by prostitutes.

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-16 12:50:17 +0000 UTC]

That chicken has a STD.

You just wait.

Yet have I, and I plan on never going.

DID YOU KNOW IT'S CONSIDERED A FAMILY RESTARAUNT NOW?!

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-17 06:32:23 +0000 UTC]

I've heard that it was (via Jeff Foxworthy).
Of course that chicken had an STD, they have to serve whore food there so the waitresses don't feel out of place.

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-17 12:54:43 +0000 UTC]

So the waitress' have special needs there.

SO we have whore chicken now.

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-18 04:45:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes, sounds appealing to eat doesn't it?

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-19 03:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Not I said the fly.

But to men

Maybeh.

"Heres your chicken honey, and here's some ointment. You'll find out what for later. And stop grabbing my ass. Wait till my shift is over.

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princesscupincakes In reply to Surukunai [2007-01-20 02:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Hooters, the gift that keeps on giving. And will probably give you indigestion.

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Surukunai In reply to princesscupincakes [2007-01-20 23:05:56 +0000 UTC]

lol Yeah!

That should be on a greeting card -applauses you-

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