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Halberd-Commander — Do Not Blow Him, Please
Published: 2014-03-03 03:58:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 333; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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*grinning like an idiot* I see what you did there...
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((*is still a backpack*))
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*you're basically riding an corpse*
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((EW, NO.
I AM NOT A NECROPHILIAC.))
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*revives for no reason*
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"JOURNEY VITH ME, META, FOR VE VILL DISCOVER THE VONDERS OF THE VORLD!"
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((OKAY.
BUT WHERE DID YOUR MONKEY SERVANT GO?))
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"YOU ARE NOW MY MAP, MY BACKPACK AND MY MONKEY SERVANT ALL IN ONE."
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"So I guess I'm fired now okay that's really cool thanks--"
/waddles away to be free
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"VAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"GRAMBI D***IT META"
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"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--"
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"Nope."
/pulls him off
/throws him away
/skips in a meadow, celebrating that he's finally a free man
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/ignores crying as best as he can
"...."
/clinches fists tightly
/nope still eternally loyal its not working
/turns around to Antasma, frowning
"S-Sire-- I mean, Antasma, please don't cry...?"
/shrugs a bit
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"I'm trying...But I can't forgive myself for vut I did..."
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"And what did you do?"
/raises eyebrow
/a bit oblivious right now
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"I named Meta Knight as m-my backpack, m-m-map, and monkey s-servant... And I completely forgot about you!!"
*cries more and hugs*
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"......"
/squints eyes
"So?"
/still oblivious or that he really doesn't care
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"...Vut did I just say?!"
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"That you named Meta Knight as your backpack, map, and monkey servant. And I completely forgot about me."
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"Sometimes I am, sometimes I'm not. Nobody's perfect. But just tell me what's so wrong about that? Other from the fact that it's crazy."
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"THE REASON VHY IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
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"......."
/squints eyes
/blushes from embarrassment
"D-Do you really have to say that phrase?"
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/cringes
"Ugh..."
/sighs
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*suddenly tackles and hugs*
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/gets taken down
/falls to the ground
/growls
"Sire!! Not to be mean or anything but yOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CONTROL YOU'RE HUGGING PROBLEMS!"
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"I CAN'T HELP IT IT'S BREAKING MY BRAAAAAIN SCKREKKEKEKEKKKEKEEKEKEKKEKKEEEEEEK"
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/slaps him. Very hard.
"SNAP OUT OF IT MASTER!"
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*clutches head*
*screams*
*clings tighter but don't expect to be stabbed again*
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/wait is he clutching his head or d. mario's head?
/|D
/and wait, stabbed?
/covers his ears
"M-MASTER--!"
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*Clutching his own head.*
*And since he glomped so tightly that he stabbed into D. Mario's flesh, he probably won't do that again.*
"HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP--"
*clings*
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//ahh i see--
/puts his hands on Antasma's shoulders
"F-Fight the urge! I know that you can do it, milord!"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH--"
*clings tighter*
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"DO IT!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!"
/shakes him a bit
/this is sounding cliche
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*LOSES IT*
*clings harshly*
*pretty much becomes an guy-lover if you know what I mean*
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/shakes him more
/wait
/yoU MEAN GAY? -shot-
/my bad
/you mean homosexual???
/oH SOMETHING ELSE?
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*yes, pretty much an homo*
*clings tighter*
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/ah I see then
/I guESS HE'S GAY WITH DREAMBERT/BOWSER-- -shot again-
/shakes him violently
"GODDAMMIT. JUST DO IT!!"
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"I CAN'T DO IT HELLLP"
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"WHAT THE HELL CAN I DO?!"
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"K-KNOCK YOU OUT?! ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, MASTER?"
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/blinks
"A-Alright then...."
/takes out hammer
/swings for the back of his head
"......"
/hesitates at first
/closes eyes, then smacks him with the hammer
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*swoons and falls*
*ON TOP OF HIM*
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