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Halberd-Commander — Do Not Blow Him, Please
Published: 2014-03-03 03:58:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 333; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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"Don't do this again-"
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"Good then. Because I don't have anymore 1-Ups."
"Now submit your hat and mustache to Lord Degdeg."
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"Okei. :3"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
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"Now do you have any 1-Ups? Because I'm afraid something is gonna come at me."
"SUBMIT LITTLE BROTHER, SUBMIT!!"
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"YES. I HAVE EXACTLY 26 MILLION."
"NEVERRRRRRRRRR--"
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"OH THAT'S GREAT THEN--"
/Gets run over by a Goomba driving a Toyota
/dies
"DO IT BRO, THERE'S A WHOLE BUFFET OF PASTA-"
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"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
*feeds him 1-Up*
"I CAN GET PASTA SOMEWHERE ELSE."
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/lives
"HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED--"
"BUT NOT FOR FREE."
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"YOU GOT RAN OVER."
"THEN I REFUSE."
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"BY WHAT EXACTLY?"
"WHAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH FREE FOOD? WHAT'S WRONG WITH FREE PASTA?"
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"A TOYOTA. DRIVEN BY AN GOOMBA."
"NOTHING IS. YOU TOLD ME THAT IT ISN'T FREE."
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"....."
"Are you serious?"
"Ah shit I did? Well the pasta is free. No joke."
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"...YUSH."
"YAAAAAAAAY--"
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"I DONT BELIEVE THAT."
"SHOW ME SOME PROOF."
"DO YOU SUBMIT OR NOT?"
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"I CAN'T. HE GOT AWAY."
"I SUBMIT."
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"THEN I DON'T BELIEVE YOU--"
/the Goomba comes back and runs Mario over again
"GOOD. TO SUBMIT, YOU MUST FLING YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF AND NEVER COME BACK UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY."
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// and don't you love it when my spelling checker goes out of control and hen I accidentally hit the submit button And that's my excuse for not replying until now
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((Oh. My excuse is that I had to get an new modem.))
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// Wait, why do you have a excuse? Were you gone too?
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((Yep. And as I said I had to replace my modem.))
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// Oh I see. Mobile site doesn't tell me how long the replies have been sitting there. Getting new modems is painful, at least for me it is.
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((And that's why I don't go to mobile. And I didn't really buy an new one, I used an backup one. XD))
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// Well I sort of have no choice ahahah-- Well lucky you then-
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/dead
"REMEMBER! DONT COME BACK UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY!"
// DON'T YOU LOVE IT THAT I GET MY WHOLE DAY RUINED, THEN I'M STUCK ON MOBILE UNTIL I PASS OUT, AND I GOT TO RESET MY PASSWORD FOR 3 OF MY ACCOUNTSSHHHHHHHHHH--
And the best part is that I died in a dungeon, which I was 4 floprsway from completinllong
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*another 1-up later*
"OKEI."
((OF COURSE I DO. WHAT I LOVE EVEN MORE IS THAT I HAD TO GET AN NEW FRICKING MODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM-- ))
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/lIVES ONCE MORE
"HOLY sHIT WHAT JUST HAPPEN--"
"NOW GET OUT."
// AAAAUGGHHHH! ISN'T THAT THE BEST? THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME PLENTLY OF TIMES.
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"THE GOOMBA KILLED YOU AGAIN--"
*jumps off cliff*
((OF COURSE IT IS. ESPECIALLY IF IT TAKES 5 HOURS TO OVERCOME.))
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"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!"
"Finally, now I can read his diary." -walks off-
// JUST BE SADDENED THAT OT DIDN'T TAKE A WHOLE DAY OR SO.
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"YES--"
*ded*
((IT NEVER SHOULD.))
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"I'M DEBATING IF YOU'RE GOING CRAZY OR IF I'M GOING CRAZY."
"To finally figure of the truth if Weegee is gay--"
// SOMETIMES IT DOES.
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"LOOK."
*points at the Goomba in Toyota*
*still ded*
((HMM.))
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/looks at the Goomba
/Goomba stares back
/Then starts up his Toyota and runs Mario over again
/daMMIT--
-starts reading his diary- "WOOOAAH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WWHAAAAAT-"
// HMM YES.
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"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
*feeds him 1000001 1-Ups*
*yep ded forever...until next tuesday*
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"SHDLEBDKAVDKS--"
/gets fed too much
/becomes immortal
"WELL FUCK--"
-runs off to show everyone in the mushroom kingdom-
-well Luigi is gonna get a surprise once he comes back -
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"YAAAAAAAAAAY"
*Agreed...XD*
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"YAY?"
"YAY?!"
"HOW CAN YOU SAY YAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DONE?"
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"DUDE,"
"YOU DON'T FEED ME OVER 1,000 OF THEM--"
"THATS A WASTE, AND THATS COMPLETELY INSANE."
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"I KNOW BUT I LUV YUUUUUUUU--"
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"I KNOW BUT THINK BEFORE YOU ACTTTTTTTT--"
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"WHY NOT?"
"DONT YOU HAVE A BRAIN?"
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