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Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is intentionally fictional, I'm not insane and actually believe this or something. XD This is actually based on this banned commercial for Durex condoms: [link]At last the ordeal of pregnancy and birth is over for these two, now all that's left is the years of parenthood ahead of them. As soon as the babies are grown they leave the protective tires of their parents and venture out into the world. Waiting at the car-lot till their new family comes along to buy them and take them home.
Top: Soon after everyone is born and things calm down, the babies are ready for feeding. A new car has two immediate needs, fuel to feed their bellies and supply their bodies with energy, and oil to lubricate and cool their sparkling new and developing engine components. Proper oil is important for a long life-span as it helps prevent wearing out of their engine.
While no role is assigned for each partner, their mother appears to have decided to do the feeding of her babies, using a specially designed tube siphon connected directly to her gas-tank. Meanwhile father is giving his kids their oil from his own oil pan.
Bottom: One of the most important things a vehicular parent does for their young is teaching them how to drive, the same as human babies being taught how to walk. Initially a baby car isn't able to properly balance on their wheels and is restricted to sitting on their bellies. But with some encouraging nudges from their dad they eventually all get the hang of it and are soon racing all over the place.
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Comments: 136
xFalkenx In reply to ??? [2011-12-22 07:59:46 +0000 UTC]
think I might try that the next time I draw Chase (the baby lambo) since he would be at the age of moving around more now :3 but yeah it really is adorable ^^
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Hrodwulf123 [2011-12-11 12:06:00 +0000 UTC]
If only this would be possible in a real life...then the buying of the new car wouldn't be such a nightmare for your money
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Half-dude In reply to Hrodwulf123 [2011-12-11 12:41:35 +0000 UTC]
Hell even in THIS 'world?' car buying is still the same. The baby cars grow up with their parents and are then shipped out to the car lots.
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ChevyRW [2011-09-24 03:51:26 +0000 UTC]
1. A baby car with a spoiler... cool!
2. Are there any runts?
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Half-dude In reply to ChevyRW [2011-09-24 08:41:34 +0000 UTC]
I dunno, not in this litter I don't think.
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ChevyRW In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-24 15:02:38 +0000 UTC]
Good to hear. Also, you're a great online friend to have!
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reggiewolfpro In reply to ??? [2011-09-13 15:23:30 +0000 UTC]
When I first saw the strings, I was like "WHAT!" But other than that... tailgating the baby.
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Half-dude In reply to reggiewolfpro [2011-09-13 21:48:20 +0000 UTC]
XD TAILGATING! BWAAHAHA!!
"Daddy stop tailgating me!" <:'O
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reggiewolfpro In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-13 22:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Tailgating: Getting spanked for not putting any effort into learning to drive. Seen by many as child abuse, contact your teacher or local police officer.
Baby Car: "Kay!"
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ChevyRW In reply to ??? [2011-09-12 03:49:05 +0000 UTC]
What are baby cars called? Treadlings?
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Kittylover9399 In reply to ??? [2011-09-12 02:54:35 +0000 UTC]
D'awww!!! I like the bottom picture with Daddy pushing the wittle teeny cute baby! 83
And I like the extra detail you put in! Like how the Mommy still has her tummy a bit stretched since she has JUST given birth! Very good job!
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Half-dude In reply to Kittylover9399 [2011-09-12 10:03:10 +0000 UTC]
Yeah hehe.. I love seeing the tiny little car getting nudged too. X3
OMG you actually noticed that detail?! Oo Yeah.. I intentionally left a little belly sag there.. SO glad someone noticed.
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Kittylover9399 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-12 12:28:35 +0000 UTC]
Heheh little car is like WHAT YOU DOING?!!! O.O
Hahah yes I did notice, you're being realistic, women aren't automatically skinny as soon as they give birth lol XP ahahah.
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Half-dude In reply to Kittylover9399 [2011-09-13 01:17:58 +0000 UTC]
baby: ><; NO daddy.. I- I can't.. eh.. stop it..
Nope, they aren't rubber ladies.. they don't instantly snap back again. XD
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Kittylover9399 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-13 01:53:25 +0000 UTC]
Hahah, cute little babies <3
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Cloverstatto13 In reply to ??? [2011-09-11 19:14:41 +0000 UTC]
aaww!! i love these!!! they look so sweet and they seem to be great parents!
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Half-dude In reply to Cloverstatto13 [2011-09-11 22:27:09 +0000 UTC]
I couldn't help thinking about like.. what if this were real? Like if you had to get your cars fixed, and if you didn't you could come out in the morning one day and have a bunch of baby cars zooming around in your driveway. XD
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Cloverstatto13 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-11 23:01:39 +0000 UTC]
i know!!!! id be like aaww and then what the hell minute?!?!
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Half-dude In reply to Cloverstatto13 [2011-09-12 09:38:20 +0000 UTC]
Yeah and by that time all of them would have driven up to you and started crying and 'clawing' at your pant legs. XD
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Cloverstatto13 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-13 00:27:29 +0000 UTC]
lol id be like aww hi babiehs!!
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-11 22:30:33 +0000 UTC]
You've drawn your own collection of weird pictures before, so here's mine.
Here hold this? >.> *dumps a baby car into your arms*
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-12 05:36:19 +0000 UTC]
True
Ewww! It's all oily!
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-12 09:34:53 +0000 UTC]
Yay for equality!
Baby: *squirms a little and slowly opens it's huge eyes to look at you* O.O ... XO WEEEEAAAHHHHH!!
Oh come on, it's JUST oil. XD... looks like baby could use a bottle though. *hands you a baby-bottle full of gasoline*
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-12 15:38:22 +0000 UTC]
And it's noisy! >.O *Grabs bottle and offers it to baby*
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-13 01:24:56 +0000 UTC]
Aw that's dark Puffy.. XD You don't even call the baby a he or she? Just an IT? What if I slapped some fur onto the baby, would you like it more? haha
Baby: O.O ooh..ooh!.. >.< eh *reaching for the tip of the bottle with it's mouth*
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-13 05:29:31 +0000 UTC]
I always call babies 'it' until I know the gender. Just to avoid offending anyone by mistaking the gender completely
*Lets baby get it some oil*
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-13 07:23:25 +0000 UTC]
XD Haha I know I know.. just being a pain in the Hvid..
Baby: *starts suckling on the bottle* 6.6 ..*sucklesucklesuckle* O.O *looks at you innocently* ..beep beep
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-13 08:50:14 +0000 UTC]
*Smacks that little Trillen booty.* XD
Baby: *gently pulls the bottle from your hand letting it rest on it's belly. It continues to suckle as it curls it's tires inward, holding the bottle* ^.^ ....
*meanwhile the rest of the litter of cars-pups start gathering around your feet* O_O 9.9 O=O ^o^ meepmeep! beep! *tiny engine revs*
(oh no Puffy.. XD I think you've been ellected car-sitter..)
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-13 16:14:37 +0000 UTC]
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ^^ Oh Sorry, only got two arms
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-13 21:50:54 +0000 UTC]
I miss Hvid..
*The rest of the car'lets start screaming and crying at your feet* XO
(Oh god, I'm just preparing myself for if you 'Attack Of The 50-Foot Woman' on them and squash them all. XD)
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-14 06:34:56 +0000 UTC]
I shall get working on something with her Eventually
Hey! I really can't take more than one at the same time!
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-14 07:55:32 +0000 UTC]
When the fat lady sings.. XD
*while some continue to cry, some sit and look up at you with big sad puppydog eyes and quivering lips* <: {
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-14 14:15:40 +0000 UTC]
*Sighs, sitting down to get on same level as the wittle bebi cars*
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-14 19:58:09 +0000 UTC]
XD fat Puffy..
*all the baby cars rev in happiness and call roll up into your lap* ^.^ ^=^ : O.^ <3
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-15 06:19:27 +0000 UTC]
Well your name IS Puffy. XD
*a couple brave babies crawl up into your arms taking over the original one's spot. They start purring their engines happily, you can feel their vibrating like a cat-purr.*
(I'm so drawing you stuck babysitting car babies btw XD)
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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-15 07:51:36 +0000 UTC]
Faaaaaat!!
D'awww, you are bunch of wittle cuties ^^ For being cars
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-15 07:58:36 +0000 UTC]
Well you've been inflated I'm sure.. XD so you're not REALLY fat..
*one of them shows particular interest in you, staring directly at you with big wide curious eyes and an agape mouth. The little guy eigerly jumps while beeping his little horn, gently 'pawing' at your arm between jumps.* O=O;
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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-15 21:47:13 +0000 UTC]
I know you've been inflated.. XP it was I who did it! *holding air-tank*
O=O... *tilts his 'head' questioningly like you should know what it is he wants.* 6=6.. beepbeep! 9=9 O=O 9=9 O=o *paws at your arm more*
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