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Half-dude — Vehiclular Procreation Part 3

Published: 2011-09-11 09:39:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 13785; Favourites: 80; Downloads: 44
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Description Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is intentionally fictional, I'm not insane and actually believe this or something. XD This is actually based on this banned commercial for Durex condoms: [link]

At last the ordeal of pregnancy and birth is over for these two, now all that's left is the years of parenthood ahead of them. As soon as the babies are grown they leave the protective tires of their parents and venture out into the world. Waiting at the car-lot till their new family comes along to buy them and take them home.

Top: Soon after everyone is born and things calm down, the babies are ready for feeding. A new car has two immediate needs, fuel to feed their bellies and supply their bodies with energy, and oil to lubricate and cool their sparkling new and developing engine components. Proper oil is important for a long life-span as it helps prevent wearing out of their engine.

While no role is assigned for each partner, their mother appears to have decided to do the feeding of her babies, using a specially designed tube siphon connected directly to her gas-tank. Meanwhile father is giving his kids their oil from his own oil pan.

Bottom: One of the most important things a vehicular parent does for their young is teaching them how to drive, the same as human babies being taught how to walk. Initially a baby car isn't able to properly balance on their wheels and is restricted to sitting on their bellies. But with some encouraging nudges from their dad they eventually all get the hang of it and are soon racing all over the place.
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Half-dude In reply to ??? [2011-09-16 07:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Shall I pull the plug? XD *holds the end of the hose* (wtf is going on XD)

Baby Car: *is picked up* 6=6 .. ^=^!! Squeee! *revs happily and car-giggles* (that's what he wanted! )

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-16 08:46:53 +0000 UTC]

(wtfisthisIdon'teven!)

D'awww Giggly car

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-17 05:48:26 +0000 UTC]

*yanks the air-hose out of you making you wHOOSh and bounce around the room deflating.*

Baby: ^=^ hehe.. *waves his tires around playfully, enjoying it a lot* ^=^ ..O=O; .. 6=6;; *he leaks oil on your lap* (aww looks like someone had an accident XP)

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-17 17:08:38 +0000 UTC]

*Flies right out the window*

D'aww ^^ ... -_- Someone ain't ready to go without diapers yet I see

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-18 01:08:37 +0000 UTC]

*looks out the window* 6.6 hmm I hope leatherface doesn't find her flat deflated corpse out there..

Baby: 6.6 ... <: D *giggles* (I hand you a car-diaper ^_^)

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-18 13:32:17 +0000 UTC]



Hmpfh, fine. I'll put a diaper on this one. Then you put diapers on the rest XP

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-19 06:03:50 +0000 UTC]

Because I can >X) [link]

Hey you're the baby sitter! XD *holds the baby while diaper him*

Baby: 6=6.. <: o ... >=< WEEEAAAGHHHH!! <:'o

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-19 09:58:44 +0000 UTC]

D8

Shshh, it's okay. Just a diaper. Makes you look bigger ^^

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-19 11:11:41 +0000 UTC]

XDDD

Baby: <:'{ sniffsniff.. 6.6' *shuffles his rear tires, feeling the strange new device on him* :'/ *he places his front tires on your arm and stares at you curiously (like babies do). Meanwhile the rest of his brothers and sisters have amassed and piled together on your lap sleeping*

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-19 15:26:33 +0000 UTC]

D'awww... ^w^

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-21 09:10:02 +0000 UTC]

Baby: *curls up in your arms and purrs his engine affectionately, closing his eyes being a tired baby.*

You're a good car-sitter Puffy.. ^^ Maybe the parents should start paying you.

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-21 11:28:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm not getting payed?

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-21 21:46:14 +0000 UTC]

(worries for the babies at this point) um.. no? o.o;

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-22 05:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, that sucks

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-22 06:46:26 +0000 UTC]

>.> Do cars even have money?

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-22 13:18:58 +0000 UTC]

I hope they do

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-22 23:41:02 +0000 UTC]

*the mom and dad look at each other then to you*

Mom: *rolls up to you and opens her hood, showing off the smooshed bugs in her radiator to you*

Me: there you go Puffs.. car money! Take it.. XD

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-23 05:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Eeeh.. no thanks. Already ate..

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Half-dude In reply to gdpr-2852538 [2011-09-23 06:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Mom: 9.9.. >.> *closes her hood, then after a second rolls up and nuzzles your leg* ^_^

aww Puffs I think she's thanking you for watching her babies. ^^

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gdpr-2852538 In reply to Half-dude [2011-09-23 14:52:36 +0000 UTC]

D'aww ^^

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