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Hallu-Positronium — RANDOM HETALIA SKIT SCRIPT
Published: 2010-11-27 02:56:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 3516; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 5
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The Allies are sitting in a group, looking bored.America: Guys, I'm bored, let's do something.
England: Like what?
France: What are we gonna do?
America: I dunno, whatcha wanna do?
Russia: Become one with me? (Russia grins creepily.)
Everyone else: NO!!!
America: I know! I'll tell everyone a story. Okay, it goes like this...
(America pulls out a paper.)
America: Once upon a time there was a guy named Chicken Man. He lived in a huge house three miles north of England's vital regions...
England: HEY!!! Why mine?!
America: I dunno. Anyway, Chicken Man was in his house doing chickeny things when the great sage of cinnamon rolls appeared and said "Chicken Man you must
protect England from the evil flying babies from Candy Mountain"!
France: Candy Mountain has evil flying babies? Remind me never to visit Candy Mountain.
America: And so Chicken Man went to fight the satanic airborne infants. But on the way he was stopped by the evil fat monkey! The evil fat monkey said
"Chicken Man, leave this place for I have diabetes!" and then started chanting "My boy" over and over. Chicken Man got angry and fired the evil fat monkey
into the Sun. Then...
China: America! Stop, stop, STOP!!! (long pause) ...aru.
America: What? I was just getting to the part where chicken man meets a dog named Booger...
China: America, your story is stupid. It makes no sense and sounds like a total idiot wrote it! (long pause) ... ARU!
America: But... oh fine, I guess we go back to being bored.
England: Or maybe we can play a nice game of chess?
America: Chess is for noobs!
Russia: My suggestion is still an option...
Everyone else: NO RUSSIA!!! (China gets up and pushes Russia down to the ground)
Russia (lying down): ..... China, that hurt.
America: Okay, maybe we can beatbox?
China: I don't know how.
(Everyone but Russia stares at China.)
China: What? Oh, right. (clears throat) I don't know how, ARU.
America: We could play Tag, or maybe Hide-and-Seek...
England: No...
America: Rock, Paper, Scissors?
France: No.
Russia: The Become-One-With-Russia Game?
Everyone else: For the last time, NO! (America rolls up his paper and slaps Russia with it.)
Russia: Okay, fine! I'm leaving, I'm going home to play Pokemon! (Russia gets up and moves offstage saying "kol-kol-kol")
America: Well, I'm out of ideas, so what do we do now?
France: I just remembered! The Axis powers are on vacation. Let's go break into their houses and trash them!
America: Okay, sure!
(They all leave, with Russia coming back onstange following them.)
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Comments: 34
May I use this for a skit with my Hetalian friends? ;v; I love it so much (long pause) aRU!
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This story is pretty funny. Especially at America's storytelling. Good job!
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When you do, it should be filmed and the video posted on YouTube and linked to me, I wanna see someone actually act out my dumb script that I wrote 2 years ago XD
By the way, I'm going to add you to my watch list on my side account
(My cosplay is on my side account now)
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Yay! Thanks for the watch, we will def. be doing it in the future and posting it on the channel
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I love this... I want to do this for theater so much... But I don't think anyone would do it with me.
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I LIVE IN TEXAS.. me and my biffle r being Austria and Prussia for the next comic con in austin if u r going :3
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I secretly became one with China after reading this
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Agh I don't live in Texas! I was thinking about cosplaying as China but I'm doing and Italy cosplay... ARGH I DUNNO.
Love the script, though! Hilarious!
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THIS BEAUTIFUL WRITING BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES BECAUSE IT IS SO TOUCHING.
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I'M GOING TO A-KON, A-FEST, ALL-CON AND YULE-CON~
I also MAY be getting a China cosplay before A-Fest in 2011. I would wanna do this skit with you~
if you don't mind doing a skit with a 13 year old...
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Shure! It's welcome, but I still need a France, England, and America. Then it's a deal. (It also depends on if I'm going to next year's A-Fest.)
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I will ALSO be going to A-Kon and Yule-Con, but I dunno when I'll get my China cosplay OAO
I might ALSO have an England cosplay soon...
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Epic script >3 though I live in Missouri so sadly can not preform with you D: THough I've traveled to Texas many times yes =3
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Bawwww D: I need a China, a France, an England, and an America for my skit, and they need to be in Texas DDDDDD: (I'm going to be Russia since I'm getting a Russia costume)
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D: so sorry. Though I f was in Texas, you'd have France China, and England 
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Oh, I meant in what part of Texas would you be doing this? Cause I live in Texas... and it would be cool to see this played out.
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Oh XD My mistake, I misread your comment XD Dallas area most likely, as I mostly aim for AnimeFest, A-Kon, and YuleCon. There's a chance I may go to cons in other areas, like San Japan, RealmsCon, Ikkicon, and others.
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Cool! I've been going to A-Kon for two years now. I missed AnimeFest though :\ I'm going to have to look for that play being done now!
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Might be ages before it happens, but believe me, IT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN.
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And I'll be screaming "I SAW THAT ON dA!"
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I don't know. Me and my sister do like Hetalia and me and her live in TX. I'm not so sure about anyone that can go with me to the con thing plus lack of money. I would really do it if I could. D:
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I don't see any Hetalia pics from you though >:V
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I'm getting to it... soon.... but I'm very lazy.... yey...
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