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HaloHappy — A Little Problem
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Published: 2009-05-02 03:40:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 4770; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 11
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Ugh, this is the last time I let Luigi so much as LOOK AT anything that Tails and/or I made without reading the instructions first. We got a surprise visit from Sonic and his friends and had a blast. During the visit, Tails gave me the shrink ray we worked on at the Smash Mansion. Me being an idiot, I let Luigi take a look at it, and within 10 seconds, he shrunk me. So I wandered around the castle, while Daisy thought I was a bug and nearly got me, Peach almost dropped an egg on me, and Mario almost got me with a tennis ball. So to avoid all the danger, I went to the calmness of the garden, where I was found by Rosalina. So after I explain the situation to her, she begins to laugh at me. I don't think she'd laugh if she knew what I went through. And on top of it all, the growth ray is on the fritz, AGAIN! So now, I'm stuck like this 'til we can contact Tails or pray E. Gadd can fix it. Fingers crossed since he blew up the last thing he tried to fix. Well, one thing is certain, I'm getting the hang of this shading thing.Shawn is (C) by Me
Rosalina is (C) by Nintendo
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Yea, I guess I am. Wait, save me from what?
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y'know, daisy think u were a bug, peach tennis ball, etc.
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Ohs, nearly forgot about that. And I thought it was Peach with an egg, not a tennis ball.
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*everybody points and laughs*
Sorry... that was rude... *covers mouth and continues laughing*
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Yea, go ahead and laugh, I can take it. Considering I almost felt what it was like to be a goomba.
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Technically, a Goombas child xDDD
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no, like I said, Daisy nearly squashed me like a goomba because she thought I was a bug.
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*whacks you with fly swatter* err... oops
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Oww.
Rosalina: Now what was that for?
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Rosalina: Just don't do it again. You okay Shawn?
Me: Yea, I'll be fine.
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*swats again and harder* DIE! DIE!... oops...
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Me: OUCH! What the hell?! *throws red shell at you*
Rosalina: Was that really necessary?
Me: Of course it is.
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Me: *puts down 3 banana's to counter shell*
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*shell hits one* Me: Should seen that coming...Time for the big guns, *throws blue shell*
Rosalina: Is this all really necessary?
Me: Of course it is! How would you take being nearly killed by a fly swatter?!
Rosalina: Fine.
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*does matrix dodge as it suddenly hits Bowser*
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Me: Well, at least it makes me happy.
Rosalina: Now would you please come over here and apologize to Shawn? I bet he'll forgive you.
Me: It's true
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I'll do one better! *uses Bigening ray!*
...Hm... coulda sworn you were taller... *puts ray on ultra*
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Me: All I asked for was a simple "sorry". You didn't have to grow me back to normal, Tails would've been here soon. Wait, this seems a bit too tall.
Rosalina: Last I remembered, you were up to my neck. Now we're eye level. So I think you're a bit too tall.
Me: Well that won't do. *shrinks a few inches* There, normal again
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Me: What? What does that mean?
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I dunno, I just pronounce that phrase like that to confuse people.
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Me: OK, well, now what?
Rosalina: Tennis?
Me: sure
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I wanna play Tenn--- Wait, no I don't. I don't have time to learn the new play controls xDD
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*gets a racket* Me: She meant real tennis.
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In the Mario world, the same rules apply as if you were using a wii remote/ gamecube controller.
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Me: That's not true. *10 seconds later* WHY CAN'T I BACKHAND?!!
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*I wave a wii remote to control you* MWAHAHA!
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Me: First off, Rosalina and I aren't in the game. And Secondly, you can't bend free will. Morgan Freeman taught that lesson in Bruce Almighty.
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Me: nope, still not working. *Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: He just told you what I've been telling Bruce, you can't men free will. So stop trying.
Me: 0_0 Morgan Freeman?! *faints*
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Actually, I can still control movement!
*attaches strings to Moran Freeman*
see! Now you a puppet! And if I were cruel, I'd make you do something. But then I'd know I'd get the strings tangled up and...
Wait... (Note to self: Use puppets strings as an analogy to controlling free will; "The strings will just get tangled")
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Me: *cuts strings* Leave Morgan alone, what'd he ever do to you? Besides, you can't just attach strings to someone, you wrap them around someone.
Morgan: I'm outta here.
Me: See ya Mr. Freeman.
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Ok... See you in....... Arnold Schwarzenegger Almighty!
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Me: Oh I'd love to see that happen.
Rosalina: So, how about we race?
Me: Sounds cool, how 'bout you?
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*grabs wii Whiil* way ahead of ya!
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Rosalina: Alright then, let's go.
Me: I've got it set up in the game room, let's go.
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*instantly get triple blue shell*... we can get those?! AWESOME!!
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Me: WHAT THE HAX, THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! Damn-it! This is the disc that Fred hacked.
Rosalina: I thought he wasn't allowed to touch the discs anymore.
Me: Well, apparently he did.
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*gets triple star* WEE!!!
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DO-DADO-DO
DODODO-DO-DA--DE... TIRING... D0-DA-DEM...
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Me: damn-it Fred. Alright, my turn for a star. DODODO-...DISC READ ERROR!! WTF IT'S DOUBLE DASH ALL OVER AGAIN!!
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Me: Oh shut it! It's Fred's fault!
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*throws Power star at you like a ninja star* Nobody tell Nik to shut it!... except everyone that's not you...
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*dodges* Me: That wasn't necessary.
*Fred walks in* Fred: Who the hell hit my mohawk with a shuriken?
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Me: Wait, what?!! *gets decked*
Fred: Jackass.
Rosalina: Fred, what did your anger management teacher tell you about that.
Fred: Oh him, yea, he said I was unteachable and jumped off a bridge.
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