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Published: 2007-11-08 23:32:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 903; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 10
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Is it wierd I think he looks exactly like Brian Blessed?
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maybe a little wierd but also quite healthy for a young man to see brian blessed everywhere
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Damn Straight!!
That 'Lord of the Rings' stuff is a load'a bull, I tell ya.
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i always say 'if you want fantasy pratchett is your man!'
i dont think he's had goblins yet but i love his dwarfs and elves!
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pratchett elves are bastards! but by gum the freaked me out!
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I like elves...I love elves.... I don't exactly have a great fondness for dwarves. Maybe I must be an elf...
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he led a long and fictional life
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yus he did. I don't think he knows he's dead. He looks like 's character Bob, thats why i called him that 
Bob WOULD be the sort of elf to get his head chopped by a dwarf tho
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But the goblin knows he doesn't want his head with the pointy-eared sissy's above the dwarf's mantle.
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everyone knows that goblins make toothpicks, they never make it to the mantle!
elves, dragons and orcs go over the mantle, sometimes dragons make nice rugs
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must be why the elves have pointy ears, to clean a dwarf's teeth... if he has any after years of heavy fighting
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