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Published: 2006-01-29 22:49:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 341; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 14
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HamJava In reply to ??? [2006-02-11 00:25:07 +0000 UTC]

i dont think so!
ive been training and plotting and scheming for a while now! ive got a fool-proof plan involving magnets and such
beat that!

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Emma-Lawlor In reply to HamJava [2006-02-13 10:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Pfft! Training?! I'm a natural evil, villanous person! I don't need to go through training!
And now I know what your plan involves! Mwahaha! Fooloish mistake!
Oh and I've got my own team that will destroy you! My team's called E.V.I.L (Emma's Villanous International Lot - they're from around the world! Lots of different skills and abilities!) Take that!

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HamJava In reply to Emma-Lawlor [2006-02-14 00:05:39 +0000 UTC]

haha! that was a clever ploy! ive got a plan thatll knock your plans socks right off!
Deadly Evil Ravenous Malicious Over-enthusiastic Terrorists! D.E.R.M.O.T
feel their wrath!

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NazagogHQ [2006-02-08 16:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Dylan: ahh gigantor! It seems your are reading my 97 version in this pic my latest one has extra plans such as selling out to the U.S or big oil,controling a army,minion training,doomsday wepons and what dictatior had the best uniform (a mix of gerings white one and a commsairs) but just rember....i am god praise Dylan master of humanity! prasie me my minions!
San: All hail Dylan!
Otto: he is god!..........and stuff

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HamJava In reply to NazagogHQ [2006-02-08 23:20:21 +0000 UTC]

the author is a guy named mitch frequently!
do you go by an alias?

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NazagogHQ In reply to HamJava [2006-02-08 23:33:41 +0000 UTC]

Dylan: ahh so its not my book....and i thouth you had taste Giangtor?
San: its probliy better
Otto: yeah your one justs gos on about how its ok to beat you underlings....like us!

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reillypa [2006-01-30 19:58:07 +0000 UTC]

you failed to factor in one important thing.....ME!
THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!!!eleven!!!

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HamJava In reply to reillypa [2006-01-31 23:32:33 +0000 UTC]

ah! if it isnt my arch enemy! the world shall not be yours!

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reillypa In reply to HamJava [2006-02-02 10:41:13 +0000 UTC]

HAH! I bet you don't even have a base in a hollowed out underwater volcano guarded by giant squid.Also, I have a sword^

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HamJava In reply to reillypa [2006-02-03 00:43:44 +0000 UTC]

ive got a submarine shaped like myself and an eyepatch!

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Koskish [2006-01-30 19:13:51 +0000 UTC]

mwehehe!
Who hasn't had that dream at least once..?

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HamJava In reply to Koskish [2006-01-31 23:38:17 +0000 UTC]

it wont be a dream much longer!

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Koskish In reply to HamJava [2006-02-01 17:08:35 +0000 UTC]

oo! can I be your evil minion?

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HamJava In reply to Koskish [2006-02-01 20:08:56 +0000 UTC]

i havent decided if im gonna be evil or not but you can definitely be my minion!
all you need now is a title!

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Koskish In reply to HamJava [2006-02-01 20:58:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm evil and your minion, therefore I am an evil minion.. then it doesn't matter if you're evil or not..
title...? hmm...
I suck at titles..

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HamJava In reply to Koskish [2006-02-03 00:52:05 +0000 UTC]

from now on you are general confusion!

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Koskish In reply to HamJava [2006-02-03 06:01:38 +0000 UTC]

whooo!
I swear my loyalty to thee, my mastah!

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bakura-kat254 [2006-01-30 15:36:24 +0000 UTC]

you can do it! ^^ I BELIVE IN YOOOOU!

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HamJava In reply to bakura-kat254 [2006-01-30 17:31:20 +0000 UTC]

yay! a follower!

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bakura-kat254 In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 17:33:47 +0000 UTC]

*bows to your mightyness*

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HamJava In reply to bakura-kat254 [2006-01-30 17:36:50 +0000 UTC]

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bakura-kat254 In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 17:37:59 +0000 UTC]

and don't forget the belly! he's gonna rule too!

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HamJava In reply to bakura-kat254 [2006-01-30 17:40:04 +0000 UTC]

he gets his own crown! and a Sceptre!

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bakura-kat254 In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 17:48:54 +0000 UTC]

yey! i'll be the faithfull servent person X3

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HamJava In reply to bakura-kat254 [2006-01-30 18:42:32 +0000 UTC]

my bellies servant?

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bakura-kat254 In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 19:31:04 +0000 UTC]

no yours X3

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HamJava In reply to bakura-kat254 [2006-02-01 20:10:32 +0000 UTC]

even better!

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bakura-kat254 In reply to HamJava [2006-02-01 20:31:02 +0000 UTC]

un!

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jissai [2006-01-30 01:04:24 +0000 UTC]

yes, wouldnt that be nice? free cake for everyone!

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HamJava In reply to jissai [2006-01-30 17:27:09 +0000 UTC]

especially for me!

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Zeanu [2006-01-30 00:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Nice, nice.

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HamJava In reply to Zeanu [2006-01-30 17:30:19 +0000 UTC]

thanks, thanks

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licketysplit [2006-01-29 23:51:35 +0000 UTC]

Would i get a neato title? Jester even? or something XDDDD
Vould Ah Be spared?

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HamJava In reply to licketysplit [2006-01-30 17:29:36 +0000 UTC]

oh, my yes! as my personal jester you could do lickety-splits and twirls and regail me with tales of humour and suchlike. then we'll see if ill spare you or not, lol

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Gothic-Wolf [2006-01-29 23:36:42 +0000 UTC]

Omg thats awesome!! For being someone that rules the world its so cute!

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HamJava In reply to Gothic-Wolf [2006-01-29 23:44:23 +0000 UTC]

really glad you think so......................the character is kinda supposed to be me.........i guess it is too cute to be me though, lol

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UBERDFA [2006-01-29 23:23:24 +0000 UTC]

can i be your minister for awesome?

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HamJava In reply to UBERDFA [2006-01-29 23:25:52 +0000 UTC]

minister awesome i now dub thee!
you can call me lord or master or something like that

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UBERDFA In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 13:38:48 +0000 UTC]

cool, i'll call you cap'n

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HamJava In reply to UBERDFA [2006-01-30 17:33:24 +0000 UTC]

cool! ive always wanted a title other than 'fool' or 'jackass'

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UBERDFA In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 18:03:05 +0000 UTC]

and now, you have one, jacka...i mean cap'n...

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HamJava In reply to UBERDFA [2006-01-30 18:39:04 +0000 UTC]

oi! watch it you!

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UBERDFA In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 18:45:36 +0000 UTC]

my apologies master, i shall punish myself for my insolence

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Terra-fen [2006-01-29 23:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Aw...hold tight to your dreams!

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HamJava In reply to Terra-fen [2006-01-29 23:22:32 +0000 UTC]

do you think i can do it?

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Terra-fen In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 07:15:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yes. World domination...ya just have to know how to handle it.

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HamJava In reply to Terra-fen [2006-01-30 17:26:01 +0000 UTC]

i may need a little help however...............

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Terra-fen In reply to HamJava [2006-01-30 19:10:14 +0000 UTC]

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DarkPyroDragon [2006-01-29 22:53:09 +0000 UTC]

XD WOuldn't work. Manual's never help ya know.

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HamJava In reply to DarkPyroDragon [2006-01-29 22:56:40 +0000 UTC]

would my intuition and prowess as a leader not help?

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