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haoLink — I'm not a mattress
Published: 2013-10-20 15:23:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 613; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 4
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Yes, Luna.. I AM NOT. Are we clear on that?
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Why do I even ask, apparently we're not *shot*.
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She obviously falls all over you so she can squish those extra question marks!
PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION FOR THE WIN (not ftw)
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Wat r u trying to tell me????????
My grammar and spalling is outstanding, r we clear on dat?!!!!
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dood.
dood.
i dun tink u endurshtand tis cuncipt uff grammur.
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That is what we like to call a tackle-glomp, sir.~
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tackle.. or falling on me.. something in-between ^^
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Whenever someone types "//FALLS OVER" I just imagine myself just jumping one step backwards
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In that case, prepare a foot to kick the person back into standing up .............until they fall on their backs
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YOU THINK I COULD EVER KICK MY DAUGHTER?
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I just couldn't.. you know.. as a good dad.. I DON'T KICK MY CHILDREN.
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dO IT
LET THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
CONSUME YOU
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HE ALREADY OWNS MY VAGINA
THATS FUCKING DARK ENOUGH ALREADY
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....HOW IN THE HELL DID HE-
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I'm calling Child Protective Services
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i got polar by my side so thats useless
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wHY DID WE DECIDE THAT POLAR IS THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' JUSTICE SYSTEM
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I DONT KNOW, ANYU'S GENITALS SAID SO
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SO THE DONATIONS HELPED FIND THEM, HUH
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ooooooooouch! it looks like she landed on your nads Dx
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Dude, you got a girl over you. You're so damned lucky it hurts.
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