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HappyLeech — A ZOMBIE LOVE STORY
Published: 2011-05-15 03:08:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 429; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 4
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A ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"Brains…" Zombore watched as Zombina walked away. If only she didn't have a boyfiend already…
"BRAINS! Brains brains brains!" Zombore turned around as his BEST FIEND, Zombiette, raced towards him.
"Brains? Brains brains brains?" Zombore asked, as he was dragged away from Zombiantic School and out into the street.
"Brains?! Brains brains brains….Brains! Brains brains brains!" Zombiette attempted to smile, something that was hard to do because she was missing her lower jaw. None the less, Zombore and Zombiette walked towards The Zombafe, the hippest and most happening zombie hang out in Zombvile.
As they approached The Zombafe, they heard someone scream "BRAAAAIIIINNNNEEEESSSSSS!!!!!" before sounds of gunshots were heard.
"Brians! Brains brains brains!" Zombore grabbed Zombiette by the shoulder, because her arm had fallen off in gym class earlier that day, and turn and ran.
The humans were coming, and they had just shot Zombio, Zombina's attractive boyfiend!
'Brains!' Thought Zombore, excited by the prospect of being able to date Zombina, now that her boyfiend was out of the picture.
"BRAINS!" Zombiette screamed, pulling at Zombore. "BRIANS BRAINS BRAINS!"
The two of them ran as fast as they could, racing past cars and jumping over limbs that were lost in the rush.
"Brains brains brains? Brains!" Zombiette yelled, as they ran away from the gun fire. She motioned with her attached hand over to a store that sold embalming fluid. "Brains brains!"
Zombore nodded carefully, as his neck was feeling…tender and he didn't want to lose it now. "Brains?" He asked, and in the back of his head he was wondering if that embalming shop was the one owned by Zombina's zomparents. Maybe Zombina would be there and he could comfort her after telling her of her boyfiend's messy death!
Zombore and Zombiette quickly, or as quickly as a zombie can move, which is about 13 mph, and shambled into the shop. And what luck Zombore had, for it was indeed Zombina's zomparent's shop!
"Brains! Brains brains brains? Brains brains brains brains…?" Zombina's zomparents started asking questions, wanting to know what was happening, and Zombiette stepped up and told them exactly what they had seen.
"Brains brains, brain, brains brains brains…" Zombore toned her out, and instead focused on Zombina.
"Brains…brains brains brains…?" She asked him, ringing her hands so hard that two of her fingers fell off and rolled under the counter.
"Brains….." Zombore dreaded telling her what happened to Zombio, in case she blamed him, or didn't want to talk anymore.
"Brains? Brains brain brains brains!" Zombina began to speak louder, and Zombore relented.
"Brains….Brians brains brains" Zombina sat like Zombore suggested, and looked up at him, waiting for what he was about to say. "Brains brain brains brain brain brains….Brain brains."
Zombina looked away, the look on her face unreadable because all of her facial skin had rotted away, leaving a greasy film covering her skull. "…Brains, brains brain brains!?"
"Brains…brain brains brai-!" Zombore was cut off as Zombina launched herself out of her chair, and smacked what was left of her lips into what was left of his.
'Brains!!!' Though Zombore, who was not expecting this reaction from Zombina.
After Zombina detached herself from Zombore, she shyly looked away. "Brains brains…brains brains brain?"
Zombore couldn't have been more ecstatic! How could he have known that Zombina was planning on killing Zombio in order to hook up with him! And the human attack had come at the perfect time, so Zombina didn't have to kill Zombio herself.
"Brains, brains brains brains!" Zombore replied, before leaning in and kissing Zombina the best he could without lips or a tongue.
"BRAINS! BRAINS BRAIN BRAINS BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN!" The all clear was called by the city officials, and Zombore and Zombina walked out of the shop, as happy as could be, ready to feast on tasty brains that the silly human attackers had left behind.
The…brains…end…brains!
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Comments: 16
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Obviously, he was declaring his love though a heart-felt poem he spent days on, one that cannot be translated into an understandable meaning.
or he wanted brains. I dunno OTL
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...A+ You win the class C:
Mmmm... Brains
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Yay~ Have I completed my course? :3C
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I suppose it's kind of cool how you were able to get across the general meaning of every word of dialogue even though it was all brains.
But I mean
:/
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Oh shush :V I had fun writing it and that's all that matters!
(Also you fail the test >:T)
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I-I dont even know what I just read... but... ok.
also, he said "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
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A zombie love story! Jeeze Paige, read the title!
....YOU FAIL FOREVER.
-0%, you have to re-do the course.
I am very fishapoint
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I feel like this piece could benefit from more description and less dialogue.
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Ok, thanks! Maybe I'll go back into this and do some fixing sometime....
Also, because you didn't answer the bonus question, I'm afraid I can only give you a 67% on this comment. 8P
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No... I suppose you can answer it and perhaps boost your mark.
Lets see what you have to say.
C:
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It seems highly open to interpretation, but judging by her reaction, I'd say he was quoting Casablanca, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
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Interesting.... I can see where you are going with this.
This will bring your 67% to an 73%. Good job
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