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Haru: Flower, get yo ass here, we have to do this, we got tagged !
Flower: Wait-a-minute, I'm sitting on the toilet!
H: ... Done?!
F: Pff, silly creator, I don't have to use your toilet! I wouldn't even fit in your bathroom!
H: Shut up and get here, I gonna ask you questions and you answer that stuff.
F: ...
H: What now?
F: ...
H: TELL ME!
F: You told me to shut up! How am I supposed to answer questions like that, huh?
H: ... ... ... Ok get here NOW or I'm going to do something else...
F: Allright, here I am, fire away.
H: ... why did you bring the little one...? And why are you wearing 'Deal-with-it'-glasses? Oh.. I get it...
F: Questions. Now. Get to it.
H: *sigh* Ok-ok. Questions... God I hate to ask stuff. Allright... Roughshod. Tell me your thoughts.
F: Well-
H: Without getting kinky! >_>
F: OK! <_< So, you wanna know what I think about Birdie? Hmm... He's way to nice to everyone. But I like it. I mean, we're decpticons, does that mean that we have to be pure evil? No, I don't think so. Despite what my... talents are, I like being nice. So it's good that Roughshod is so nice. Wait, I retracted that some time ago... That little mech tortures others, most of the time me, with his stupid kindness. Come to think of it, he would be a good assistant for some 'good cop, bad cop' games in my uhm... interrogation room, you wanted me to call it, right? Don't know what's wrong with slaughterhouse... Anyway! The Birdie. You know, because he has those goggles that look like bird eyes They're cute! I thought the same about his hooves but then he kicked me in the face. Didn't find them that cute anymore... But that ponytail is kinda cute again! :3
H: You know I can't take you serious when you talk like that...
F: I sure do.
H: Mhm. Next question. You mentioned him kicking in you in the face. Why did he have to do that again?
F: Because if he didn't I guess I would have sucked out all of his energon. I still kinda like the thought that this dark energon infection in me just wanted a hug.
H: ... What do you think about this infection, how did it change your existence?
F: You mean except for transforming me into a terrorcon, messing with my whole energon consumption, forcing me to hide so I won't get shot by an overreacting eradicon and almost deactivating my best friend? Nothing much. It's kinda fun. Sometimes. I think. Well, at least I can use it, when I tortur- interrogate someone. Imagine their faces, when I tell them what I intend to do with that tongue!
H: Yeah I think I can. I don't want to, but I can. Lets get to something else. Something... nicer. That little cutey there. What are your thoughts on him, are you a proud parent?
F: What a question. He's the best thing that happened. Like, ever. Birdie says it was an incident back in the cloning lab. To be honest, I have no idea what or how it happened... I was so high I don't remember anything... :T That doesn't change the fact, that he's the most adorable and most lovable little bot in my whole life. And him having Roughshods codes too only makes him cuter. I just hope he didn't get anything of the infection...
H: Oh freakin' god hopefully not!
F: Yeah, just imagine i-
H: NO! We are NOT going there! :T
F: Ok..! Then give me another question.
H: Yeah... uhm... Where's your joint?
F: That's easy. I don't toke when I'm with little Hoof here. Also I'm not able to combine my joint with the terrorcon-maw, so that's also not working. I'm far from clean and still need it to relax my processor though. Next question, hit me baby one more time!
H: You don't think your... terrorcon upgrade could be a danger for the sparkling?
F: Never. I'd offline my frame and deactivate my processor before it would get to that. And Roughshod promised me to snuff out my spark, so I won't come back to do any damage.
H: [... ... ...]
F: You're taking awfully long for the next question...
H: I told you I'm not good in asking shit, maybe some of your fans have more questions..?
F: I have... fans?

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Haru: Flower, get yo ass here, we have to do this, we got tagged !
Flower: Wait-a-minute, I'm sitting on the toilet!
H: ... Done?!
F: Pff, silly creator, I don't have to use your toilet! I wouldn't even fit in your bathroom!
H: Shut up and get here, I gonna ask you questions and you answer that stuff.
F: ...
H: What now?
F: ...
H: TELL ME!
F: You told me to shut up! How am I supposed to answer questions like that, huh?
H: ... ... ... Ok get here NOW or I'm going to do something else...
F: Allright, here I am, fire away.
H: ... why did you bring the little one...? And why are you wearing 'Deal-with-it'-glasses? Oh.. I get it...
F: Questions. Now. Get to it.
H: *sigh* Ok-ok. Questions... God I hate to ask stuff. Allright... Roughshod. Tell me your thoughts.
F: Well-
H: Without getting kinky! >_>
F: OK! <_< So, you wanna know what I think about Birdie? Hmm... He's way to nice to everyone. But I like it. I mean, we're decpticons, does that mean that we have to be pure evil? No, I don't think so. Despite what my... talents are, I like being nice. So it's good that Roughshod is so nice. Wait, I retracted that some time ago... That little mech tortures others, most of the time me, with his stupid kindness. Come to think of it, he would be a good assistant for some 'good cop, bad cop' games in my uhm... interrogation room, you wanted me to call it, right? Don't know what's wrong with slaughterhouse... Anyway! The Birdie. You know, because he has those goggles that look like bird eyes They're cute! I thought the same about his hooves but then he kicked me in the face. Didn't find them that cute anymore... But that ponytail is kinda cute again! :3
H: You know I can't take you serious when you talk like that...
F: I sure do.
H: Mhm. Next question. You mentioned him kicking in you in the face. Why did he have to do that again?
F: Because if he didn't I guess I would have sucked out all of his energon. I still kinda like the thought that this dark energon infection in me just wanted a hug.
H: ... What do you think about this infection, how did it change your existence?
F: You mean except for transforming me into a terrorcon, messing with my whole energon consumption, forcing me to hide so I won't get shot by an overreacting eradicon and almost deactivating my best friend? Nothing much. It's kinda fun. Sometimes. I think. Well, at least I can use it, when I tortur- interrogate someone. Imagine their faces, when I tell them what I intend to do with that tongue!
H: Yeah I think I can. I don't want to, but I can. Lets get to something else. Something... nicer. That little cutey there. What are your thoughts on him, are you a proud parent?
F: What a question. He's the best thing that happened. Like, ever. Birdie says it was an incident back in the cloning lab. To be honest, I have no idea what or how it happened... I was so high I don't remember anything... :T That doesn't change the fact, that he's the most adorable and most lovable little bot in my whole life. And him having Roughshods codes too only makes him cuter. I just hope he didn't get anything of the infection...
H: Oh freakin' god hopefully not!
F: Yeah, just imagine i-
H: NO! We are NOT going there! :T
F: Ok..! Then give me another question.
H: Yeah... uhm... Where's your joint?
F: That's easy. I don't toke when I'm with little Hoof here. Also I'm not able to combine my joint with the terrorcon-maw, so that's also not working. I'm far from clean and still need it to relax my processor though. Next question, hit me baby one more time!
H: You don't think your... terrorcon upgrade could be a danger for the sparkling?
F: Never. I'd offline my frame and deactivate my processor before it would get to that. And Roughshod promised me to snuff out my spark, so I won't come back to do any damage.
H: [... ... ...]
F: You're taking awfully long for the next question...
H: I told you I'm not good in asking shit, maybe some of your fans have more questions..?
F: I have... fans?