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When I finished my shift two days before Christmas, I saw this man outside the door. He took a cigarette and lit it up. I thought it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. He had graying hair, but wasn't that old looking. I think the job is just stressful. Anyway, I wanted to draw how I remembered him to look like. It was so bizarre how cool it was, like it was out of a film noir, you know? He even held up his hand to block the wind from blowing the lighter out. Bros... why are blue-collar men so cool? All the thots who say "Ughhh I want a man who make 100k a year, and he also has to have free time for me, and buy me everything, and also be 6ft" need to immediately go to their nearest Home Depot™, purchase a rope, tie that rope to a scaffolding, and then tie it around their neck and jump into Minecraft. In Club Penguin, of course. Anyway, there's something about a hard-working man that is really cool. Imagine the sons...

Well, this is probably the last painting of the year from me. For my new year's resolution, I want to at a normal BMI. And, I want to finish my game, and learn a language. A lot of things for sure.

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When I finished my shift two days before Christmas, I saw this man outside the door. He took a cigarette and lit it up. I thought it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. He had graying hair, but wasn't that old looking. I think the job is just stressful. Anyway, I wanted to draw how I remembered him to look like. It was so bizarre how cool it was, like it was out of a film noir, you know? He even held up his hand to block the wind from blowing the lighter out. Bros... why are blue-collar men so cool? All the thots who say "Ughhh I want a man who make 100k a year, and he also has to have free time for me, and buy me everything, and also be 6ft" need to immediately go to their nearest Home Depot™, purchase a rope, tie that rope to a scaffolding, and then tie it around their neck and jump into Minecraft. In Club Penguin, of course. Anyway, there's something about a hard-working man that is really cool. Imagine the sons...

Well, this is probably the last painting of the year from me. For my new year's resolution, I want to at a normal BMI. And, I want to finish my game, and learn a language. A lot of things for sure.