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I've been coding all day, and I realized I hadn't painted anything in a while. So, I made this. I have 2 oil paintings due on Monday, still haven't started them, don't want to do them, I just want to work on game stuff... ugh. School is really becoming a chore. But I've only got a year left, so I might as well do what I can.

This is a bit of a rare image. Dan's not wearing his hat, and Joe's sporting a smile. Why not do something new, right? You might be wondering about the clothing colors, well, they're just sporting their SS pride. It's a nice color combo, orange and black. I still think red and black is my fave though. Now, it's time for cringey dialogue! Yaaay.

Dan: Whoa, Joe, check out these mannequin's bazongas! They're huge!
Joe: Hmm, yeah. They are, sorta.
Dan: Man, if she were real, I'd date 'er. That dress is smokin'!
Joe: I wouldn't. If a woman dresses like that, she's bound to be bad news. I'd keep my distance and admire her from afar.
Dan: Golly, Joe, you really watch too many noir flicks. We're not on patrol now, we can enjoy women for bein' women.
Joe: I'm saying that I wouldn't date her, that's all. But I do appreciate the mammary view.
Dan: Mammary view! Ha!

Description
I've been coding all day, and I realized I hadn't painted anything in a while. So, I made this. I have 2 oil paintings due on Monday, still haven't started them, don't want to do them, I just want to work on game stuff... ugh. School is really becoming a chore. But I've only got a year left, so I might as well do what I can.

This is a bit of a rare image. Dan's not wearing his hat, and Joe's sporting a smile. Why not do something new, right? You might be wondering about the clothing colors, well, they're just sporting their SS pride. It's a nice color combo, orange and black. I still think red and black is my fave though. Now, it's time for cringey dialogue! Yaaay.

Dan: Whoa, Joe, check out these mannequin's bazongas! They're huge!
Joe: Hmm, yeah. They are, sorta.
Dan: Man, if she were real, I'd date 'er. That dress is smokin'!
Joe: I wouldn't. If a woman dresses like that, she's bound to be bad news. I'd keep my distance and admire her from afar.
Dan: Golly, Joe, you really watch too many noir flicks. We're not on patrol now, we can enjoy women for bein' women.
Joe: I'm saying that I wouldn't date her, that's all. But I do appreciate the mammary view.
Dan: Mammary view! Ha!