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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3

Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7654; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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Description The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed Now I KNOW my friends are to blame Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together.

Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.

Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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Comments: 656

yuseifudofangirl In reply to ??? [2009-01-23 22:21:01 +0000 UTC]

I think so.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 01:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Me: What are you gonna do to him?
Cartman: *hopefully* Let me down?

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-24 17:09:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to put termites in your pants

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 20:48:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: That's good but why not this...*whispers very quietly* splash him with sugar water and then cover him in fire ants.

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VeemonUp In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-10-21 23:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Me:Uh oh... I think I better get... SOME POPCORN!!!
*Calls Yoshino from digimon data squad*
Me:Here's some popcorn!
Yoshino: Thank you! Thank you for taking me on this date! <3
Me:your welcome!<3

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-24 20:58:50 +0000 UTC]

*whispers back* Good idea, let's do*turns towards Cartman*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 21:01:39 +0000 UTC]

Me: OK! *pulls a super soaker out of nowhere filled with sugar water and fires it t Cartman*
Cartman: *sputtering*
Ay what the hell?

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-24 21:11:44 +0000 UTC]

I got the fire ants!!*brings out a glass jar full of fire ants and throws it at Cartman's face*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 21:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: What the-?! AHH!!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!! *squirming and squealing like a stuck pig*
Me: Squirm like the fat pig you are!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-24 23:01:45 +0000 UTC]

:cheering: * to Cartman*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 23:05:34 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree with you more

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-24 23:10:10 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-24 23:17:02 +0000 UTC]

Me: hmmm....I got it!! *sprays more sugar water on Cartman, making the ants bite at him more*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-26 00:46:23 +0000 UTC]

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VeemonUp In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-10-21 23:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Me and yoshino get more popcorn.

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to VeemonUp [2009-10-21 23:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Okay

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-26 01:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *screaming in agony* OWWWWWW!!!
Me: That's for callin me evil

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-26 16:33:12 +0000 UTC]

And this is for being just plain rude and mean.*starts giving purple nurples to him*

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VeemonUp In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-10-25 12:55:34 +0000 UTC]

What's a nurple?

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to VeemonUp [2009-10-25 17:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Umm, I Twisted his nipples...

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-26 21:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *howling in agony*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Damn that's gotta hurt...

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-27 01:51:06 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-27 02:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: You'll....never...get away with this...bitch!
Me:

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-27 02:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah...*brings out all sorts of torture items*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-27 02:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Me: niiiiice... *smirking evilly*
Cartman: O_O

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-27 02:21:46 +0000 UTC]

*starts with the spiked whip*MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-27 02:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *being tortured* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me: Bring the pain!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-28 16:33:02 +0000 UTC]

*brings out millions of sharp needles and stick it in Cartman* I'll make you my bitch!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-28 18:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Me:

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-29 00:12:18 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-29 02:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *after many hours of torture* please no more!!
Me: hmmm....that's not up to me...

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-31 22:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I'll be nice, I'll stop for a few days for your wounds to heal and start it all again.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-01-31 23:04:46 +0000 UTC]

give him 2 days to recover but have Gig keep an eye on him while I get a buddy of mine from Organization XIII to help with that so Cartman can't escape

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-01 00:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Me: MWAHAHA!! Oi, Gig, can you do it, I'll give you a saco of hotpods
Gig: Sure, for the hotpods.
Me: I could have Train Heartnet come to. HEY TRAIN-KUN!!
Train: What's up?
Me: I'll buy you all the milk you want if you watch this evil little kid without killing him.
Train: Hmm... With salmon riceballs?
Me: Sure
Train: *looks at Cartman* Damn, he's fat, and bloody, What will he do?
Me: He'll insult you. So, don't let your anger get in the way.
Train: Okay

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-01 00:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ok cool. All right guys come on in! *Xigbar, Xaldin and Axel walk in*
Xigbar: All right what's this all about? I need heavy security on fatass here. You'll be helping Gig and Train here. DO not and I repeat

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VeemonUp In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-10-22 12:07:53 +0000 UTC]

AXEL!!!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-01 14:33:09 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-01 16:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Me: what better way to outsmart Cartman than by using people who are even more twisted than he is?

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-02 17:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Yes, we should have Cartman Train eating a 6.5 mil worth of food and milk...>.> <.<

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-02 20:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Definitely. Oh and Axel?
Yes?
If Cartman steps outta line you have my full permission the set him on fire as a penalty game
ALL RIGHT!
Xigbar and Xaldin you have my permission to torture him beforehand, just don't kill him.
and YES!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-03 18:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Hey Train, you can shoot his limbs if he gets out of line.
Cool, thanks do I still get milk?
Yup you still get your milk, Catboy.
YAY!!
Oh and Gig, you can cut him, if he gets out of line.
Cool, and the hotpods?
Yes, -.-; you get the hotpods when your done.
Sweet, have fun you chumps.
yeah, whatever.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-03 18:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Just remember people: DON'T KILL HIM! We need him alive to torture him some more.
Everyone: YES SIR!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-03 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Good luck, and God speed everyone.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-03 18:55:17 +0000 UTC]

everyone: YES, MA'AM!
Just remember you are a very fat psychotic, twisted son of a whore!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-03 19:05:13 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-03 19:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Me: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
All: YES SIR!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-03 19:13:38 +0000 UTC]

And don't fall for his tricks, he can be cunning. If any requests just let me know I will get them for you.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-03 19:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Same here. For now here's some food *large feast feast appears* You can also torture fatass by eating this in front of him hehehe...

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-04 21:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Yup, it has all your favorite foods. have fun. and drinks too, see ya in two days.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-04 21:19:43 +0000 UTC]

All: 2 days?!
Me: Yeah see ya!

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