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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3
Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7653; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand
I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed 
Now I KNOW my friends are to blame 
Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together. Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.
Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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:iconyuseifuodfangirl:*leaves for the Bahamas*
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Me: Wait for me! :follows:
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Okay*waits for you and both leaves for the Bahamas*
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Me: Ahhh, a few days away from the fat Hitler wanna be.
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Yup...Want to have more coconut milk straight from the coconut?
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Me: Sure why not? *drink*
Random douchebag: *talking to yuseifudofangirl* hey babe wanna hang out with a real man? *"charming" smile*
Me: (thinking) 'what a douche, this guy soo doesn't know just WHO he's messing with?
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No thank you, I'm happy with hanging out with my friend here...
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Random douchebag: AAHHH MOMMY MOMMY IT HURTS!!!!!!
Me:
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Me: Aww...thanks!
*Later...*
Douchebag: *back with friends* Hey you!*points to me*
Me: *annoyed* what dipshit?
Douchebag: *throws me a dueldisk*A duel. If I win I get to date her and you win, I'll leave her alone.
Me: You have GOT to be kidding me...
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O.o WTF?!? WHAT AM I, A FRICKEN' PRIZE?!?
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Me: Calm down, yuseifudofangirl. Listen pal, I refuse to agree to this crap. Just forget it and get outta here.
Douchebag: I guess you're scared of my skills, huh? Afraid that your girl's like a real man like me? Chicken!
Me: It's not like that!! We're just friends, sheesh! Besides I know I'm better at dueling than you anyways.
Douchebag: Pfft, yeah right. Prove it, wimp.
Me: Look who's talking. You have to bring your friends to try to scare me when you can't do it yourself. I don't need to prove anything to anyone. And she's right, she's NOT a prize for anything.
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*summons the real Raging Flame Sprite*
RFS: Yes, Liz-sama?
Me: ATTACK! MYSTIC EMBER!!
RFS: Yes ma'am!
Me: Yes, thank you Raging Flame Sprite.
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Me: Hopefully that taught him a lesson.
Douchebag: Duel me now fool!!
Me:...guess not
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Me: No worries, Raging Flame Sprite, Mystic Flame please.
RFS: Sure, Liz-sama
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Douchebag: *jumps away* You missed me! HAHAHA!!
Me: Dammit.
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Me: Do it again, make it follow him until it hits him.
RFS: Yes ma'am...
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Me: Hold it. I'll duel him BUT it'll be under these stipulations: If I win, this jackass leaves you alone and he will run naked into town saying he fails at life. I lose, he and his cronies will get to beat me up without retaliation.
Douchebag: Tempting...
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Me: Okay, just win this, I want to see it happen
RFS: Me too me too
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Me: Also you get to fry this idiot as many times as you want, Liz. *to douchebag* Let's go!
Both: DUEL!! (4000LP each)
Douchebag(4000): I'll go first. I play 5 cards face down and special summon
Big Piece Golem to end my turn.
Me: hmm..
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*from the sidelines* Kick his butt, brooklynhazard!!
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Me: you can call me David. *draws* Good but not good enough. I play the spell card Tuning and when I choose a tuner monster from my deck I send cards equal to its level from the top of my deck to the grave to add it to my hand. *sends 3 cards to the grave *Next I play Double Summon letting me Normal Summon twice this turn. So I'll Normal Summon the tuner Junk Synchron in ATK mode, which lets me summon a level 2 or lower monster from my grave so return Nitro Synchron. And since I have a tuner monster I also get back the 2 Quillbolt Hedgehogs I sent to the grave thanks to Tuning. Now I'll normal summon again because of Double Summon. Come on out! Neo-Spacian Grand Mole!!
Douchebag: Don't tell me you're gonna-!
Me: You got it! A double Synchro! So first I'll tune my level 3 Junk Synchron to one of my level 2 Quillbolts i have out. Let's go! Synchro Summon! Rise, Junk Warrior(2300/1300)! Now I'll tune my level 2 Nitro Synchron to my LV 2 Quillbolt and my LV 3 Grand Mole! *chanting* opposing forces become the balance of the universe, Synchro Summon! Burn it up, Nitro Warrior(2800/1800)! Next I'll play the spell card Heavy Storm, destroying all spells and traps on the field!
Douchebag: NO!!!!
Me: The fun doesn't end there! Since I played a spell card, Nitro Warrior gains 1000 ATK until the end of battle phase(3800/1800). Next I'll play the Nitro Unit spell cardand equip it to your Big Piece Golem! When the monster equipped with it is destroyed in battle that monster ATK is taken outta your LP!
Douchebag: NO!!
Me: Hell Yeah! Nitro Warrior attack! Dynamite Punch (DouchebagLP200/MeLP4000) Next Junk Warrior finish it with Scrap Fist Impact!!
Douchebag: NO!!! (LP 0)
Me: Game over!!
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Me: YAY!!! BURN DOUCHE!! ATTACK WITH MYSTIC FLAME!
RFS: Yes ma'am!*Attacks the douchebag*
Me: Thanks David
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Me: It's no problem, really. I'm also been called Brooklyn but whichever you feel more comfortable calling me.
Douchebag: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!! IT BUUUURRRRRRNNNNNSSS!!!!
Me: Serves you right for being a fool. And I believe you still have to fulfill your end of the deal. YOU have to leave Liz-chan alone AND you have to streak through town naked saying you fail at life.
Douchebag: B-b-b-b-but...!
Me:No buts about it! You can do it or I leave this in their hands *points to Liz and RFS*
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Douchebag: *sees evil grin* OK OK I'll do it. *strips and streaks through town* This is so embarrassing...*chanting* I FAIL AT LIFE!! I FAIL AT LIFE!!
Me: 
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Me: that guy had it coming!
Little kid: excuse me mister?
Me: Hmm?
Little boy: could you help me with my deck? I keep losing my duels.
Me: Let me see it. *looks thru deck* Ah, it's not that just missing a couple cards to make it strong. Here. *gives him 4 cards*
Little boy: Thanks mister. Oh is that your friend who is a girl?
Me: Yeah.
little boy: Ok thanks a lot!
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Aw, kawii, that was so nice. *rubs little boy's head with hand* Your so cute, you're going to be a great duelist, if you work hard, and keep your opponents with respect.
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little boy: Thanks pretty lady. My name's Kaiza.
Me: Well, Kaiza, nice to meet you.
Kaiza: same here. Hey, David, right? How about a duel?
Me: Ok a short one.
Kaiza: Let's duel!
Me4000/Kaiza4000
Me: I'll go first! *draws* Magna Drago(1400/600), ATK mode! Then I'll play 2 face downs to end my turn!
Kaiza: My turn! *draws* I summon obnoxious Celtic Guard(1400/1200) in ATK mode! and I'll play 3 cards facedown to end my turn!
Me: good move.
Kaiza: thanks!
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Come Kaiza and David, you both can do it.
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Me:
Kaiza:
Both: Thanks!
Me: My turn! *draws* I Normal Summon Speed Warrior(900/400) in Atk mode! And play the spell card Horn of the Unicorn giving him an extra 700 ATK points(1600/1100)! During the turn he's Normal Summoned, Speed Warrior's original ATK points double until the end of the battle phase! First Magna Drago attack! *both monsters destroyed* Next Speed Warrior direct attack!!(2500/1100)
Kaiza: Ahhh!!!(1500) Trap card: Damage Condenser! If I took battle damage the turn this card's activated I can special summon a monster with ATK points equal to or lower than the amount of Battle Damage!
Me
Kaiza: Rise Summoned Skull(2500/1200), Atk mode!!
Me: *whistles* I'll play a card facedown and end my turn.
Me4000/Kaiza1500
Kaiza: My turn. *draws* I play the spell card double summon and play my Maurauding Captain(1200/600)! With it's effect I can play a Lv 4 or lower monster on the field and I play Rare Metal Dragon(2400/1400)!
Me: Uh oh!
Kaiza: Now thanks to double Summon I'll Normal summon again! Go Des Volstgalph(2200/1700)!! Now Des Volstgalph, attack!
Me: Trap card open! Continuous Trap, Wall of Revealing Light!! To use its effect I have to pay life points of a multiple of 1000! I pay 3000 life points to stop any monster on your side of the field that has 3000 or less ATK from attacking!
Kaiza: Huh?! I'll end my turn then.
Me: My turn! *draws* Well it's about time. Normal Summon: Junk Synchron(1300/600)! next I'll use its special ability and bring back Magna Drago! Now I'll tune my LV 2 Magna Drago with my LV 2 Speed Warrior! Opposing Forces become the balance of the universe, Synchro Summon! Let's go! Armory Arm(1800/1200)! Next I'll activate Mystical Space Typhoon and and Dust Tornado, destroying your facedown cards.
Kaiza: Uh oh!
Me: Next I'll equip Armory Arm to Junk Synchon, raising his ATK by 1000 points(2300/600)! Attack Des Volstgalph! Power Gear Fist!!
Kaiza: urgh! (1400LP)
Me: Finally Armory Arm's effect! While it's equipped to a monster, if a monster was destroyed in battle by it, the destroyed monster's ATk is taken out of your LP!
Kaiza: Awww!! I lost...(0LP)
Me: Cheer up! You did pretty well, seriously!
Kaiza: Really? Thanks!
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yeah, you were great. We all have wins and losts, but it's what we do with them that matters, Kaiza.
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Kaiza: You guys are the best! I just got sad because my brother says I'm a pathetic duelist...
Me: What?! I'd love to teach him a lesson!
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me too. I play a Sprite Deck, even if it looks weak it's strong.
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Me: Truthfully, I've got a Piercing Burn deck and a Sealing deck. The Synchros belong to a friend of mine.
Kaiza: You guys have such cool decks!!
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Thanks, Kaiza. I still think your decks are cool.
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Kaiza: thanks neechan!
Me: By the way what's your brother look like?
Kaiza: That would be him *points to douchebag from earlier*
Me: EH?!! THAT GUY?!
Kaiza: uh huh. Why do you ask?
Me: I beat him earlier in one turn
Kaza: Really?! No way!!
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O.o wow, never saw that coming. Just don't turn out like your brother, no one would like you. It was an amazing duel too, and I kinda burned him with Raging Flame Sprite, the real one...
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Me: She's right. do you REALLY wanna be like your brother who's a poor excuse of a duelist or you wanna be strong like us?
Kaiza: I wanna be cool like you guys! *
Me: good answer. You chose wisely. Now let's go have some...fun...messing with your brother.
Gearfried: Yes Master. *goes to torture douchebag*
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* 's Kaiza* Good, we don't want you to end up like your mean older brother, who tried to hit on me...
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Me: Damn straight! No one should be like your brother. Seriously he's a jerk.
Kaiza: That's true.
Me: Oh yeah...Rocket Warrior!
Rocket Warrior: Yes sir?
Me: Can you go record the humiliation of a certain douchebag we met earlier?
Rocket Warrior: *gives an evil look* It can be done...hehehe
Me: Good to hear.
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Me: Oi, Woodland Sprite!
WS: *pops out of nowhere* Yes Liz-sama?
Me: Kick his ass*points to the douchebag*
WS: With pleasure*brings out sharp sticks and throws them at the douchebag*
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Me: Wait you 2!!
Rocket Warrior and Woodland Sprite: Huh??
Me: I'll equip you two with these! For Rocket Warrior, Armory Arm! And for Woodland Sprite, Axe of Despair!!
Kaiza: Isn't that a bit extreme??
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Rocket Warrior: *flexing the Armory Arm* Thanks, David. I'm Definitely gonna enjoy this...
Me: No problem
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WS: *Starts swinging at douchebag with the Axe of Despair* Whee
Me: Aww, he's having fun
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Me: Oh yeah! Sealmaster Meisei!
Meisei: Yes Master?
Me: Can you record this whole thing on tape for later as a souvenir?
Meisei: It will be done, sir.
Me: Okay then.
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Douchebag: *getting attacked by Gearfried, Rocket Warrior and WS*AAHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP!! *is ignored*
Me: Jeez who he was so unpopular?
Kaiza: He deserved it though.
Me: Mm-hmm Oh yeah *shows Kaiza recording of his brother getting owned in our earlier duel*
Kaiza: Whoa! He lost that bad? No wonder I lost to you.
Me: He lost because he was too overconfident and he underestimated me, Kaiza. You however, did better than him, I admit.
Kaiza: Really? But I...
Me: But nothing, kid. You did as well as you did because you tried your best and I couldn't ask more than that from you. A duelist can always get better. Even I've lost from time to time.
Kaiza: Ok then. *looks at beating his brother is getting*Should we stop paying my brother back now?
Me: Hmm...nah!!
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