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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3
Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7654; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand
I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed 
Now I KNOW my friends are to blame 
Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together. Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.
Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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No, but I lost time to time too, but I sometimes throw the match.
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Me: Throw the match? Why?
Kaiza: Maybe you were being nice??
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Yup, Kaiza is right I was being nice, after all, I want my cousin to have confindents to herself^^
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Me: That's good.
Kaiza: Well I-
Yumi: Kaiza-kuuun!!
Kaiza: Uh oh! Hide me quick! It's Yumi!
Me: Huh?
Kaiza: She's constantly chasing me around and stuff!
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Okay get behind us.
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Yumi: *gets close* You guys seen a boy with red hair and green eyes? His name's Kaiza.
Me: Nope.
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Sorry, dear no I haven't.
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Yumi: Ok then. *runs off* Kaiza-kuun! Where are you?!
Me: Whew.
Kaiza: She gone?
Me: Yeah. Mind explaining?
Kaiza: You see I won a duel against a guy that liked her a while back and she's been after me saying she likes me and all.
Me: Don't see a problem.
Kaiza:the thing is the guy that I beat, Gin, is really ticked at me and threatened to beat me up if he saw Yumi anywhere near me. I'd like to be friends with her, but I'm scared that she might get hurt. She once defended me and Gin wasn't too happy. He was about to hurt her when I jumped in and took the hit for her. Gin got suspended for 2 weeks for it.
Me: geez, he sounds almost as bad as your brother.
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Yeah, but you like her, right?
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Kaiza: Sorta but I really don't want to give Gin any excuse to hurt Yumi.
Me: This could be a tough problem...
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Yeah, this is going to be a long 2 days.
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Me: Maybe not...
Kaiza: Huh?
Me: Where's Gin? I wanna deal with him.
Kaiza: Over there....
Me: Hey you!
Gin: What?
Me: I hear you been messing with Kaiza here
Gin: So what he's nothing but a little wuss.
Me: Funny. This wuss as you call him had the nerve to stand up to you when you harassed him and Yumi.
Gin: I can beat him at anything, he's so weak.
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*gives a death glare to Gin and say in a creepy voice* I will swallow your soul for hurting my friend
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Gin: I bet Kaiza can't beat me again.
Kaiza: You know I can, jerk!
Gin: You got lucky and you know it.
Kaiza: I don't care. Luck can be a part of skill.
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Didn't anyone hear me? I told you Gin, I'll eat your soul. T.T
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Me: I think Kaiza can handle this one himself, eh?
Kaiza: I won't be scared of you anymore! Let's duel! I win, you leave Yumi-chan alone!
Gin: If I win you'll be my personal bitch until high school and you stay away from Yumi forever.
Yumi: Kaiza-kun! Don't do it!
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Beat him down, Kaiza! Fight for your love, the power of love shall over come all obticles!!
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Me:
Gin: HAHAHA!!! You're gonna be my bitch for life!!
Yumi: *holds onto Kaiza's arm* Please Kaiza-kun, don't do this *teary-eyed* I don't wanna see you get hurt...
Kaiza: I have to Yumi for you to be safe from him. I want to help you ok?
Yumi: But...
Kaiza: Yumi, please. I'll be fine
Yumi: Ok.
Kaiza: Let's go!
Gin and Kaiza: DUEL! (G4000/K4000)
Kaiza: My turn! *draws* I play Cost Down and by Discarding 1 card I can lower the levels of all monsters in my hand by 2! I summon Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in Atk mode and play 3 cards face down! Then I'll play Card of Sanctity and draw till we both have 6! *draws* Now I play Double Summon and Summon Des Volstgalph(2200/1700) in ATK mode thanks to Cost Down's effect! Along with a facedown to end my turn.
Me: *whistles* Damn, nice combo! Even I wouldn't have thought of that!
Gin: Grrrr...I play 3 facedowns and play my own Double Summon spell card! I summon my two Solar Flare Dragons in ATK mode! Turn end.
*flaming bombs hit Kaiza's life points lowering them by 1000*
Kaiza: AHHH!
Yumi: What happened! *worried for Kaiza*
Me: Solar Flare Dragon's effects: 1. If another Pyro tybe monster's on the field it can't picked as an attack target. and 2 at the end of each of the controller's turns, as long as Solar Flare Dragon's on the field the opponent loses 500 LP.
Yumi: That means-!
Me: Exactly. Since Gin has 2, Kaiza will lose 1000 LP total every time Gin end his turn. Worse, Kaiza can't attack him back. If he draws the right card though, he can still win this.
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Yeah, but he can do it^^m have faith, he can do it, I know he'll win.
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Me: That's all up to him though.
Kaiza: *draws and smiles* I discard 1 card to play Lightning Vortex and desrtoy all face up monsters on your side of the field!
Gin: F%$%! *SFD's destroyed*
Kaiza: Next I activate the trap card Ultimate Offering! I get to make extra summons but I have to pay 500 LP for each extra. My first summon: Mysterious Puppeteer Atk mode(1000/1500)! Next with Ultimate offering's effect I summon Junk Synchron(1300/500) in Atk mode and also Speed Warrior(900/400) in Atk mode! (LP3000)
Yumi: Why didn't he lose LP?
Me: Mysterious Puppeteer gives him 500LP every time either player normal or flip summons a monster to the field and Ultimate Offering lets him play more monsters at the cost of 500LP.
Yumi: So he can play more monsters without paying LP?
Me: Yep.
Kaiza: Time to end this Gin.
Gin: Trap Activate:Just Desserts! You lose 500 LP for every monster on your side of the field so that's 2500 Lp! and Emergency Provisions to destroy my face down to raise my Lp by 1000(LP5000)
Yumi: KAIZA!!
Kaiza: AAAAHHH!!! *gets shocked by Just desserts' effect*
Gin:
Kaiza: I'l show you who's scum! I play Giant Trunade and send every spell and Trap to our hands. And since I played a normal Spell card Des Volstgalph gains 300 ATK.(2500/1700)
Gin: What?!
Kaiza: Next I'll tune my LV3 Junk Synchron with my LV2 Speed Warrior to Synchro Summon Junk Warrior(2300/1300)! Now first Summoned Skull, Lightning Strike!
Gin: AHH!!(2500)
Kaiza: Junk Warrior, Scrap Fist!
Gin: OOF!!(LP200)
Kaiza: And finally Des Volstgalph Molten Fire Storm!!
Gin: NOOO!!!(LP0)
Kaiza: I did it!! Ugh...*collapses*
Yumi: Kaiza!!*catches him*
Kaiza: *tiredly* I beat him, Yumi-chan...hehe...
Me: He'll be fine. that took a lot out of him. Liz you may torture Gin. I 'm not sure he'll keep his end of the deal.
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*grabs Gin and sucks his soul out and eats it*
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Me:...not what I had in mind but ok...
Kaiza: *tiredly in Yumi's arms*You can let Gin go Liz-neechan. He's gotten what he deserved...
Yumi: Kaiza-kun...
Kaiza: I forgave Gin already. I just wanted to protect you Yumi.
Me: Seriously, Kaiza?
Kaiza: *exhausted* y-yeah...
Yumi: *gets all teary-eyed and hugs him gently* Oh, Kaiza...
Kaiza: *comforts her* It's all right, Yumi-chan.
Me: All's well that ends well, huh? Well, might as well let's gin's soul go. Kaiza asked to have it done.
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*spits out Gin's soul* Aww, I want to eat it so badly.
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Me: Yeah but Kaiza obviously forgives him.
Gin: Kaiza...
Yumi: *tenses*
Gin: This isn't easy for me to say but I'm sorry, for everything I did. I don't expect you to forgive me or anything...and I'm sorry for everything I did to you too Yumi.
Kaiza: It's fine, really. *gives a tired smile*
Gin: *amazed* W-what? Just like that?
Kaiza: Yeah, man.
Yumi: I forgive you as well but that doesn't mean you're off the hook jackass.
Gin: I know...
Me: Well that was some ending. And Gin, you should be grateful. Not many people would forgive your actions so easily. People like Kaiza come along only once or twice in a lifetime.
Yumi: Yeah, he's right. *looks down at Kaiza who fell asleep in her arms, snoring quietly*
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Aww, so kawii so kawii, *in own fantisy world*
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Me:...o...k....Where does Kaiza live? *picks up Kaiza*
Yumi: 2 blocks from here. I'll lead the way *walks ahead*
Gin: I'll go home. *goes home*
Me: Come on, Liz-chan.
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After leaving Kaiza's house...
Me: Well that was a crazy day! *looks at setting sun* Let's go it's getting late.
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Okay. I want to torture Cartman more...
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Me: Surprise fatass by going back early or spend another day here?
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*thinks about it* Let's do one more day,
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Me: Ok. Oh yeah. our monsters are still beating on that douchebag!
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Me: All right guys, wrap it up! We gotta get to a hotel!
Monsters: AWWWW!
Me: You can hurt him again tomorrow!
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Yup
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*Next day...*
Me: So what do you wanna do?
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Go back and torture Fartman.
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Me: Ok then let's go.
Kaiza: Hey David, Liz wait up!
Me: Hmm?
Kaiza: I wanted to thank you guys for helping me out so much and for getting me a new friend again. Also for dealing with my brother.
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No problem, Kaiza^^
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Douchebag: Hey you!! *points to me* I wanna rematch!! And why would a tough guy like you hang out with my wimpy brother?
Me: You shouldn't pick on your brother, jackass.
Kaiza:
Douchebag:
Me: Yet he lasted about 3 turns in a duel where you only lasted 1.
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Yup, leave him alone or face my little friend, Mr. Chainsaw
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Douchebag: I'll do what I want! And I challenge the loser brother of mine to a duel!
Me: If it's anything like our own duel was, Kaiza will destroy him.
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Kaiza: Alright let's duel Enzan(douchebag)!
Enzan: Fine wimps first.
Both: Duel! (4000/4000)
Kaiza: *draws* I play the spell card Cost Down which lowers the levels of all monsters in my hand by 2 until the end of the turn. I'll summon Summoned Skull(2500/1200) in attack mode! then play 4 cards facedown. Next I'll play the equip spell sword of the Deep-Seated making my Skull 500 ATK and DEF stronger! (Summoned Skull->3000/1700) I'll end my turn!
Enzan: I play the spell card Polymerization and fuse Meteor Dragon and King of Swamp to summon Meteor Black Dragon(3500/2000) in attack mode! King of Swamp's effect is that if can be used as a Fusion Material monster but the other Fusion material must the correct one. I'll play 3 cards face down and end my turn.
Me: Damn! These 2 are going full force at the start! I'm impressed!
Gin: What's going on?
Me: Kaiza's dueling his douchebag brother for respect.
Yumi: Kaiza-kun can win!
Me: I think so too.
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Kick his butt, Kaiza!! Yumi is watching
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Gin: Take him down, Kaiza!
Yumi: 
Kaiza:
Enzan: NOT AGAIN!!
Kaiza: I'll equip Armory Arm to Summoned Skull, raising his ATK by 1000!! (S. Skull 4000/1700)
Me: I see where he's going with this. If I'm right, Enzan's gonna lose this duel.
Kaiza: Alright my friend, attack my brother with Power Gear Fist!! *destroys Meteor Black Dragon*
Enzan: (LP3500)
Me: Nice!
Kaiza: Armory Arm's effect: when the equipped monster destroys another in battle the destroyed monster's ATK will inflicted as damage to your LP!
Enzan: AAAAAAAAHHH!! (0LP)
Me: Nice one, Kaiza!
Gin: Good gonig man!
Yumi: Kaiza-kun you did it!! *
Enzan: You did it little brother, you won. I'm...sorry.
Kaiza: It's all right.
Me: EH?! Whatever. Just don't hit on Liz again OK?
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Great job, Kaiza, yeah, I don't like poser, and the fact I'm wearing my favorite Rocker shirt, and black pants. the only things that is light on me is my skin and my eyes. My eyes are honey brown.
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Me: (Meh, I'm wearing a black T-shirt and my favorite forest camo pants and I have brown-black eyes[funny thing is according to the eye doctor my eyes are so dark it looks like the pupil and iris mixed together]) anyways good going Kaiza.
Kaiza: Thanks guys, for everything.
Me: Wish we could stay longer but we gotta go back to torture Cartman.
Gin: You mean that fat bastard Cartman?
Me: Yes. Why do you ask?
Gin: That fat f#$k cheated me out of $200 of my savings! Torture him good for me!
Me: Ok
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