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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3

Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7654; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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Description The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed Now I KNOW my friends are to blame Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together.

Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.

Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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Comments: 656

yuseifudofangirl In reply to ??? [2009-02-20 16:48:18 +0000 UTC]

I will

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-20 19:38:53 +0000 UTC]

Me: We BOTH will. And I'll see about getting your money back.
Gin: Thanks

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-20 19:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-20 19:57:28 +0000 UTC]

*boarding plane back home*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-21 00:06:52 +0000 UTC]

*right behind you*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-21 00:20:20 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hey guys we're home.
Xaldin: Hey boss. We had a lot of fun with fatass...
Me: Glad you did.
Xigbar: One warning though. I had to restrain Gig several times because made fun of his mom.

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-21 00:37:57 +0000 UTC]

O.o wow, GO GIG-KUN!!
DON'T CALL ME THAT, BITCH!!
I had fun and I'm hungry now.
here *gives Gig his crate of hotpods and Train his gallon of milk*
* and sings milk over and over*
*scarfs them down* Thanks, kid.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-21 00:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Me: *slaps Gig upside the head* Don't be such a smartass...

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-21 00:41:16 +0000 UTC]

Why not? She owes me.
Do not, I gave you all the hotpods I had.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-21 00:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Me: If that the case Gig you can stop disrespecting her and call her Liz-sama or else you get the Teletubbies treatment.

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-21 22:44:39 +0000 UTC]

Fine, Liz-sama.
You can still call me kid. 's Gig.

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-21 22:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Xigbar: Your torture victim is still alive if you want to torture him...
Me: Thanks Xigbar. You Axel and Xaldin get a 10% increase in your paychecks
Xigbar, Axel and Xaldin: YES! We mean thank you sir!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-21 23:10:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey, fat ass, ready to 'lay'

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-21 23:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-22 18:34:48 +0000 UTC]

*gets a spiked whip out*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-22 21:58:23 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *screams like a little girl*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-23 00:46:14 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-23 01:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Me: What do you wanna torture him with next?
Xigbar: How about superheated needles?
Me: Xigbar you're demented.

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VeemonUp In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-10-24 15:43:36 +0000 UTC]

PARTY!!!!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to VeemonUp [2009-10-25 01:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Xigbar: *taking a nail gun and shooting hot nails into Cartman's arms*
Cartman: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-23 14:01:22 +0000 UTC]

I like it

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-23 19:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Axel and Gig: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-24 13:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, do it

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-24 18:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Xigbar: *stabs Cartman with superheated needles*
Cartman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-24 18:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Gig: *eats hotpods in front of Cartman and then sticks the stem up his butt*
Me: YAY GIG!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-24 18:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Xaldin: You had it coming for calling his mom a whore.

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-24 20:30:57 +0000 UTC]

Me: Mwahaha, you got pwned

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-24 20:35:47 +0000 UTC]

Xigbar: *slowly stabbing him with superheated needles*
Cartman: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-25 14:29:10 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Stuffs iron nails down his throat*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-26 00:20:54 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *choking violently*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-26 22:27:43 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-27 02:06:49 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *coughing up blood*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-27 20:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, don't you think you'll be nice now?

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-27 22:30:32 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *spits blood into Liz's face* Go to hell bitch!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-28 00:29:07 +0000 UTC]

*wipes blood off with a hankie* Okay, if that's the way it is. *uses nail gun and shoot both arms and legs*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-28 00:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Axel and Xaldin: *run to the bathroom to go *
Xigbar:
Me: O_O
Gig and Train:

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-28 00:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Now will you?

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-28 00:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: Why the F$%K should I be nice to anyone?! Everyone should be nice and loyal to ME!!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-28 00:45:30 +0000 UTC]

You should be nice that is how you get people to be nice and loyal friends

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-28 00:59:00 +0000 UTC]

Me: Somehow I think he meant that everyone should be his bitches...

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-28 16:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh *gets flamethrower* Eat hot flames *fires flamethrower*

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VeemonUp In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-10-24 15:46:26 +0000 UTC]

Me:Red eyes! Go help Liz with the fire!
Red eyes:ROAAAAARRR!
Yoshino:Yay!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to VeemonUp [2009-10-25 11:37:18 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-28 22:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: Oh come on not again!!!!! *screams in agony*

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-02-28 23:04:26 +0000 UTC]

Now will you?

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HazardOfChaos In reply to yuseifudofangirl [2009-02-28 23:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *spits blood into Liz's face again* No!! And I still think Gig's mom is a slut!
Gig: *restrained by Xigbar and Xaldin* LET ME KILL HIM, LET ME KILL THAT FAT F@#K!!

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yuseifudofangirl In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-03-01 00:02:33 +0000 UTC]

*Wipes blood off with Mr. Hankie* What will break you?*rubs chin then snaps fingers and a lightbulb come above my head* Here have some spinich*holds a bowl of spinich*

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HazardOfChaos In reply to ??? [2009-02-01 00:58:44 +0000 UTC]

DO NOT fall for ANY of his tactics, understand?
Xigbar, Xaldin and Axel: YES SIR!!

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Chazz76 In reply to ??? [2009-01-17 03:30:03 +0000 UTC]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too god damn funny!!!!!!!!!!! Cartman's getting his ass handed to him!!!!!! Powertool Dragon for the win!!!!!!!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to Chazz76 [2009-01-17 03:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Hell YES!!

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