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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3
Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7654; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand
I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed 
Now I KNOW my friends are to blame 
Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together. Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.
Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]
Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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Comments: 656
Is the Cartman slaughter gonna continue? Can't imagine how much more 5D's hell he can withstand!
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look up one of my old journal entries Finally done for details
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Ok, I read the journal. I'll put you on my watch list.
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Did you see my latest posts? I'll be working on Aki burns Cartman 4 after my current one's done
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Do you have that picture already? If you do, i can't find it...
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Still working on it. I only scanned parts of the picture itself. It'll be edited in photoshop and I still have to draw Ruka.
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Ok, cool. Look forward to seeing it!
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No problem man! All good work deserves a good thing from someone!
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This is so cool!!! xDDD
And Crow... I saw you behind the hedge, you are a bad boy!!! xD
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I know, he is.
Crow: HEY!!
Me: what you know it's true! And you better pray Yusei or God forbid Aki don't find out about the tape!
Crow:...crap.
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Me: Throw it away, then you are safe!! xDD
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I agree.
Crow: I dunno...
Jack: Hey don't throw it away Crow!
Me: why not?!
Jack: Revenge on Yusei for beating me.
Me:You're a sad person Jack
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Me: You deserved it, Jack!!<<
Jack: That's not fair!!>.<
Me: Shut up!!>> *kick him to moonXD*
Problem solved! xDD
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Me:
Crow: remind me not to make her mad...
Me: Now Crow are you gonna get rid of the tape before Yusei and Aki find out?
Crow: 
Me: Hey Crow get back here!! *chases him*
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Me: Err... hey, wait for me! >.<
*chases you*
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Me: *chasing Crow* Crow you crazy bastard, gimme that tape!!
Crow: *still running* No way, this is sweet blackmail!
Me: You DO realize by getting rid of it now I'm saving your life?!
Crow: HOW?
Me: Think moron! If you give it to Martha she'll show Yusei anyways!
Crow So?
Me: If Yusei sees it it won't take long to figure it out and if he does Aki will find out before the end of the day!
Crow: And...?
Me: Duh Aki will KILL you!!
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Me: Crow... he's right!!!>.<
Crow: It seems so!!
But how can I destroy it?? OO
Me: Throw it on the street and then step on it!!! xDD
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Me: Good idea, but I got a slightly better one, Crow. put the tape on the ground over there. *points at path*
Crow: OK
Me: Oh yeah one more thing *grabs a blue d-wheel, and starts it*
Crow:...don't tell me you're gonna...
Me: best way to make sure its totaled 
Crow: Brooklyn, look out!!
Me: huh?!*gets closer until suddenly a white d-wheel rushes by and the rider grabs the tape, speeding off, laughing* What the-?!
Crow: Hey that was Jack's duel runner!!
Me: WHAT?!! Damn you to hell, Jack Atlas!! Crow: Let's get him!! *rides off in his D-wheel*
Me: Right behind ya! Let's go!! *to you* Well you coming or not? Hop in!
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Ich: Of course!!^^
*hops inXD*
Jack is such an evil person! >.<
We must stop him!!!!
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Me: *driving D-Wheel and trying to catch up to Jack* hey Crow?
Crow: What?
Me: Know any shortcuts to catch up to him?
Crow: Yeah!
Me: Try to cut him off up ahead!
Crow: Right! Let's go Blackbird! *goes into a shortcut route*
Jack:
Me: Jack you bastard hand it over NOW!
Jack: I don't think so! *speeds off*
Me: I really don't wanna have to turbo duel him...I'm not sure if I can beat him...
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Me: I belive in you!^^
You can beat him!
(How is it with a Tag-Duel with you and Crow!?
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Me:It won't be...Crow, you there yet?
Crow: No the closest cutoff point is blocked! The next one's a couple miles away!
Me: Damn! No choice! Duel mode on!
computer: Duel Mode on.
1st turn
Me: 4000Lp, 1 SPC/Jack: 4000Lp, 1SPC
Me: My turn Jack! I special summon Cyber Dragon(ATK2100/DEF1600) in ATK mode and play 4 cards facedown to end my turn.
Me: 4000Lp, 2 SPC/ Jack: 4000Lp, 2 SPC
Jack: I play the Speed Spell Overboost, raising my speed counters by 4! (SPC 5)*speeds up* Next, I'll play Speed Fusion and fuse my Big Piece and Medium Piece Golems to Fusion Summon, Multi-Piece Golem(ATK2600/DEF1300) then Normal Summon Dark Resonator(ATK1300) and play 2 cards face-down. Because of Overboost my SPC go down to 1. (SPC 1)
Me: Dammit! Not good...Dark Resonator's a tuner monster and it's effect keeps it from being destroyed once per turn...not to mention I don't have anything to take down Multi-Piece Golem...
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Me: Don't give up! You can beat him, I know it!!
Believe in the cards!!^^
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Me: Thanks. *draws* All right this can help. I activate my trap card Rising Energy!
Jack: What?
Me: By discarding 1 card from my hand I raise Cyber Dragon's ATK power by 1500! Next I summon Junk Synchron(1300/600) from my hand and since I have a tuner monster out, revive Quiilbolt Hedgehog(800/800)! Now I'll tune my Junk Synchron to my Quillbolt to Synchro Summon Junk Warrior(2300/1300)! Cyber Dragon(3600/1600) attack Dark Resonator with Strident Shot!!
Jack: AAAGGGHH!! (LP 2000, SPC 0)*slowing close to us*
Me: Now Junk Warrior attack Dark Resonator with Scrap Fist!! *Dark Resonator blows up*
Jack: AAAAHHHHH!!!! (LP 1000, SPC 0)
Me: Yes!! We're close to winning this!!
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Me: Yeah, give him what he's deserving!!
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Me: Hey Jack, gonna hand over that tape now?
Jack: Hmm...lemme think...NO!!
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Me: Oh man, you are such a jackass!!>.<
Give us this tape!!!
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Jack: I'll do this instead Activate Trap! 2 Damage Condensers! I get to summon a monster for each time I took damage. For the 1st one, I special summon Vice Dragon(Lv5/2000/1000) in Atk mode! For the 2nd I summon Dark Repairer (LV3/1000/1000) in Atk mode!
Me: Grr...turn end...
[Me: 4000LP,SPC 3/Jack:1000LP, SPC 1]
Jack: My turn! *draws* I tune my LV 3 Dark Repairer to my LV 5 Vice Dragon! *chanting* The ruler's heartbeats will file through here! Take witness to it's creation-shaking power! Synchro Summon! My very soul, Red Dragon Archfiend(LV8/3000/2000)!!
Me: Oh dammit!!
Jack: Now Red Dragon Archfiend attack Cyber Dragon with Absolute Power Force! *destroys Cyber Dragon*
Me: (3100LP) AAHHH!!
Jack: Next, Multi-piece Golem, attack and destroy Junk Warrior! *destroys Junk Warrior*
Me: Damn!(2800LP)
Jack: Multi-piece Golem's effect activates! At the end of the Battle Phase when it battles it splits back into it's fusion material monsters Big Piece Golem(LV5/2100/0) and Medium Piece Golem(LV41600/0) and now Medium Piece Golem's effect activates which lets me special summon Small Piece Golem(1100/0) from my deck! I'll then play a facedown and end my turn!
Me: *worried* He's got 5 monsters on the field now. Maybe I can't win this after all...
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Me: That's really bad! OO;;
But if you NOW draw the right card, maybe you can still win this duel!!!^^ *wishes you good luck*
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Me: I hope so. Before I draw I activate the trap card Speed Booster which adds 6 SPC to my counters (SPC 9)*draws*(2800LP, SPC 10) It's about time. Next I'll activate the trap Dust Tornado and destroy your only facedown!
Jack: Damn!
Me: Next I'll summon Road Synchron(1600/1200) in ATK mode! Because I control a tuner monster I get back my 2 Quillbolt Hedgehogs from my grave in DEF mode! Next I play the Speed Spell Summon Speeder and summon Junk Synchron(1300/200) in ATK mode! Now first I'll tune my LV3 Junk Synchron to one of my Quillbolts! Synchro Summon! Rise, Junk Warrior(2300/1300)! Next I use the Quillbolt's effect and bring him back since I still have Road Synchron on the field. Now Junk Warrior's effect activates. He gains the total ATK of all LV 2 or lower monsters on the field(3900/1300)! Junk Warrior attack Red Dragon Archfiend with Scrap Fist Impact! *destroys Red Dragon Archfiend*
Jack: AAAGGGHHH!! (100LP, SPC 1)
Me: Now to end this! I'll activate the trap card Urgent Tuning which lets me Synchro Summon during my battle phase.So I'll tune the LV 4 Road Synchron to my LV 2 Quillbolts *chanting* Opposing forces of nature, of light and darkness form the balance of the universe! Synchro Summon! Show the path, Road Warrior(LV 8/3000/1500)!
Jack: WHAT?!
Me: Now to finish this. *turns D-wheel around in Jack's direction* Road Warrior attack Big Piece Golem(2100/0) and end this duel! Lightning Claw!!
Jack: AAHHHH!!! (0LP, SPC 1) *duel runner crashes*
Me: Ready to give up the tape?
Jack: No.
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Me: You did it!!
Now give us this damn tape! >.<
Jack: No, I won't gi...
Crow: *takes the tape away from him and brokes it in the middle*
It's done!!! xD
Jack: Shit!>>
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Me: 
Crow: It was nothing, really.
Yusei: *drives up in a D-Wheel* What happened here?
Me: Uhhh....
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Me: Jack was very evil, but it's okay now, so nothing!!
Yusei: Errr... okay! OO
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Me:
Jack: Shut up!!
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Me: What are you doing here Yusei? OO
Yusei: I don't know... it was happenstance that I meet you four!!
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Me: -_- You DON'T wanna know Yusei, trust me..
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Me: Don't say something about... you know what!? >>
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Me: Ok!
Yusei: What are you two whispering about?
Me: Jack said your hair makes you look like a crab!
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Yusei: What!? Oo
JACK...WHAT DID YOU SAY! >.<
Jack: What are you talking about? I said nothing!!
Yusei: DON'T LIE!! >.<;;
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Crow: *smirking* Yes you did!
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Jack: What!? Oo
Crow is a lier, not me!! >.<
Yusei: Oh shut up Jack!!
How can you say that Crow would lie!!
Crow: Right!
Jack: But don't you see... Crow is smirking! >.<
Yusei: What!? Do you? OO
Crow: No!
Yusei: This is another lie Jack! How dare you!!
Jack: But... that's not fair!! --"
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Yusei: *beats up Jack*
Jack: OW! OUCH! PAIN!!
Me:
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Me:
Yusei... this was not an action of an friendly guy you always are!! xD
Yusei: He deserved it!>>
Jack: ...ouch..oo
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