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Published: 2015-06-26 10:17:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 33576; Favourites: 646; Downloads: 67
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Pearl was really salty in this episode but in the end Greg had a kid with Rose.Related content
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You know I'd love to Sex Pearl more than anything...
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Id figured.
So obvious them subliminal messages
There like the next innuendosπ
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Steven: Hey... Pearl?
Pearl: Yes, Steven?
Steven: Why do you hate Dad?
Pearl: *Flashback to this comic with a blank face*
Steven: ...Pearl?
Pearl: I don't want to talk about it.
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Pearl looks effin' traumatized.
Also, she was maybe over-dramatic, but not everything she does is salty.
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and it feels good, too
yeah i'll leave now
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*goes to the Frybo Fry Shack; returns with a big basket of fries*
Come on, Pearl, these fries aren't gonna salt themselves.
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I don't know what's funnier. greg's face or pearl's reaction.
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Β Β : How did you freak Pearl out?
Β Β : I didn't freak out!
Β : Did too.
Β : No human can freak me out.
Β
Β : Greg!
Β : She deserved it!
Β Β : So that's how I freaked Pearl out.
Β : Really, Dad? You told Pearl about SEX?
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Well, you're half right.
If you're done with picking on Greg-
NEVER!
-we have bigger fish to fry.
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I get that reference!
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And that was how Rose was forced to announce she was, in fact, pregnant.
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Greg: Well there's one thing you'll never be able to give her Pearl...
(Greg points at his junk.)
Greg: This dick!
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Β : I could shiftshape that If i wanted toΒ
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Greg: Maybe. But will it have the same texture? Same heat And most importantly... will it be filled with man goo?
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IβM DYING HERE!!!!! XD
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I'm glad you thought it was funny.
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How are you so creative with these dialogues?!
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It's a gift... and my curse. I get specializations in speechcraft but all that extra narrativeΒ can get a little annoying to some people and sometimes what I say doesn;t make a lot of sense. I'm also fairly bad at math, although that's probably unrelated.
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Well I say itβs a gift.
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Your probably way too young to be on Deviant Art if you dont know what sex is. -_-
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