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heathinvader — Spongebob Squarepants Over The Years

Published: 2015-01-05 00:51:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1569; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 28
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Description This perfectly sums up my feelings of how Spongebob has been over the years (although I ask you to please forgive the misspellings in this deviation. I'm a fast typer and often don't notice any mistakes until it's too late). And, based on the news of the movie sequel and the original writers & directors returning to claim what is rightfully theirs, I've even made a prediction of how the show will be in the future after the sequel comes out.

I just had to give my opinion about it. I couldn't hold it in anymore. In a nutshell, here's how I see it......

Original Spongebob (1999 - 2004) - Tenouttaten!

1ts Movie Spongebob (2004) - Another Tenouttaten!

Season #4 Spongebob (2005) - ...Hmmmmm...Okay, fair enough. Three-to-five outta ten.

Seasons #5 - #9 (2006 - 2014) - Completely unacceptable! Zip outta ten!!!

Movie Sequel Spongebob (2015) - MUCH better, from the looks of it, and I can't wait to see it. For now, I'll give it a question mark outta ten.

Future Spongebob (2015 to end times) (my prediction) - almost EXACTLY like it was at the very beginning!!! That's one great, big Tenouttaten for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: I now realize that DeviantArt won't make the image bigger, sine I originally drew it pretty big, so I'll type what's being said on there down here:

Original Spongebob - I was an original character that everybody knew, loved, and enjoyed spending time with. I was outgoing and extremely goofy, yet still knew when to take things seriously. I was witty and (sometimes) slightly sophisticated, yet still naive and easygoing. Patrick is a funny guy too. Squidward is pretty sarcastic, Sandy is amazing, Mr. Krabs cares not only for cash but also for his friends/kin, and Plankton can only be seen through a magnifying glass. This is the way things meant to be down here in Bikini Bottom. This is the way things were designed to be. This is the way things were supposed to be.

1st Movie Spongebob - My voice is slightly sped up, now. But apart from that, I'm pretty much the same as the original Spongebob. This movie that I'm in is my only appearance, and was supposed to be the final chapter of the Spongebob legacy, and most definitely should've been (because the original writers leave after this film, including my creator & original head director Stephen Hillenburg). I think I'm ready to bring the show to a close after this film. It's been fun!

Season #4 Spongebob - As the Movie Spongebob just mentioned, the original crew behind the show (except, of course, for the voice actors/actresses) have left. Nickelodeon, due to my fame, is trying to keep the show going (I wonder why they never thought of doing the same thing with Ren & Stimpy?) by making outsiders take the wheel. So far, although the show's not quite the same anymore, I'm still pretty funny for the most part, and am able to at least crack a smile on your face. Speaking of faces, have you noticed that the cheeks on my face are starting to swell a little bit? I wonder if they're even supposed to do that?

Season #5 - #9 Spongebob - Thanks to the billions of toddlers out there (who don't know any better than to avoid me) for keeping me alive & active. My voice is sped up so much now to the point where it doesn't even sound completely unnatural, now. My cheeks are all puffy & swollen now. Patrick's not funny anymore (that's right, folks. No more "LEDLEDLEDLE's" from HIM anymore), Squidward doesn't have much (if any) motivations in life anymore, Sandy's not seen that much anymore, Plankton's about half my height now (including the tentacles on his head), my pet Gary has a secret life that he was never designed to have, and Mr. Krabs no longer cares much about his friends/kin (same thing with Mrs. Puff, for that matter). We have clearly raped Spongebob Squarepants of its name & reputation, and deserve to be put to an end IMMEDIATELY! All the other good shows on Nick (like "Hey Arnold", "Rugrats", "Ren & Stimpy", etc) are all gone now, and all we have now is crap like "Sanjay & Craig" and "Every Witch Way". Why the heck am I still even HERE?!?!?!?!?!

Movie Sequel Spongebob - The original crew behind Spongebob, including Stephen Hillenburg himself, have returned to reclaim what is rightfully theirs, and thus save the show at last.And the best part is, they intend to stay a part of the show after this film, too. YAY! My voice no longer sounds as sped-up, and sounds a LOT more natural. My cheeks are still puffy, but not as nearly as swollen. Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Patrick, & myself are all back to the way we were originally when it comes to personalities and characteristics. You might say (as a figure of speech, of course) that the gang and I are "back from cartoon rehab". I can't wait until this film comes out. Let this movie be a symbol of hope for those who actually care about the original (the real) Spongebob Squarepants, as well as the old (the real) Nickelodeon! HUZZAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Future Spongebob (heathinvader's prediction) - My voice isn't sped up AT ALL anymore, nor are my cheeks at all puffy either. I am exactly the same was as I was back in the days of my glory (1999 - 2004) and will remain that way for the rest of my life since the original crew has control over the show again, and the writers from my darkest age (2006 - 2014) are in Nickelodeon jail for doing the show injustice and not caring about how everyone else (in the REAL WORLD) viewed their actions. They were just doing it for the money. But now that everything's the way things were meant to be once more, there is peace again. And we are now making sure that nothing like the "Dark Days of Spongebob" ever happens again. Not now, not ever!
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Comments: 6

Paint-Corpse [2015-01-05 01:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Isn't there a new movie coming out?
I think it's going to be funny.

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heathinvader In reply to Paint-Corpse [2015-01-05 02:51:35 +0000 UTC]

i talked about it in there too. it's the second to last one on the list. the "symbol of hope" one.

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Paint-Corpse In reply to heathinvader [2015-01-05 21:45:16 +0000 UTC]

I saw it, I'm just kinda excited for it.

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heathinvader In reply to Paint-Corpse [2015-01-05 23:04:47 +0000 UTC]

so am i. the original writers have returned to make that film, and they're here to stay. YES!!!!! XD

victory chant!

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Paint-Corpse In reply to heathinvader [2015-01-05 23:50:25 +0000 UTC]

You know, with good toons making a comeback and everything, I really hope they bring back Ren and Stimpy.

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heathinvader In reply to Paint-Corpse [2015-01-06 12:24:48 +0000 UTC]

That would be fantastic! I hope they bring back "Hey, Arnold" too.

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