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Marv: Let's watch some good cartoons, Ayame!
Ayame Sarutobi: Okay, Marv!
*They accidentally click onto Velma on HBO Max and the theme plays*
Marv: What the-?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CARTOON IS A BIG FAT GIANT INSULT TO THE ENTIRE SCOOBY-DOO FRANCHISE!!!!
Ayame Sarutobi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! THIS CARTOON IS AWFUL! WHY IS DAPHNE ASIAN, WHY IS SHAGGY AFRICAN-AMERICAN, WHY IS FRED A DOOFUS, AND WHY IS THERE NO SCOOBY?!?!?!?! THAT'S RUINING THE TRADITIONS OF SCOOBY-DOO!!!
LA Knight: This show is apalling! This show has got to be the work of Boreman Lames, Paul 'The Walrus Man' Heyman, Bolo Bikoa, Bimmy Snoozoo, The Meta Snore, Nia Jokes, Dustbin Phony, The Sucking Raiders, Jade Crapgill, The Hit Blow, Pretty Stupid, the Stupid Donkeys, and the Suck Profits (my new nickname for the Street Profits)!
Sayuri Yurine/Hyacinth: Or the work of Edelweiss, Dr. Marronflower, and Senator Woodpecker!
Zero: Or the work of Sigma, Dr. Fail, Colonel ButtLips, Vile, Elpizo, Dynamo, Double, The X-Hunters, Gate, Isoc, Zain, Geemel, Bit, Byte, Lumine, Serpent, and Master Albert!
AVGN: What were they thinking?!
Nena Trinity: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I WANT SOMETHING SWEET!!! This show has got to be the work of Dali-Al Botcheez, Louise Failevy, Trashbins Failmark, Homer Fatagiri, Arthur Badman, Wang Loser Mei, Hiling Crap, Aber Limp, Butt-Ack Zinin, Rotten Revival, and the stupid A-Losers!
Harold 'Coop' Cooplowski: No, Nena! It's the work of Warner Bros. Discovery! They should be ashamed!
Zanzoar: I agree, Coop. Why did they have to make a bad Scooby-Doo show?
Hank Hill: I know, Zanzoar. That's like 2K making that crappy WWE 2K20 game that everyone including TheShadowsega75 hated as well as Toei Animation making that crappy Dragon Ball Z: Bio-Broly movie where Broly becomes Swamp-Thing that got Thanos'd out of the modern timeline that everyone hated!
Snooky Wookums: This cartoon is disgusting! I can't believe it's getting a second season! It has to be the work of Lex Luthor and Mechanikat! Krypto would go insane if he saw this!
Optimus Prime: I feel your pain, Snooky Wookums. This show must be cancelled and removed, no matter the cost and Warner Bros. Discovery must stop!
Edge: They dragged Weird Al Yankovic who voiced Wreck-Gar in Transformers Animated, Jane Lynch who voiced Sergeant Calhoun in Wreck-It Ralph, and Frank Welker who voiced Megatron, Soundwave, Mirage, Trailbreaker, and numerous other Autobots and Decepticons in Transformers G1 straight into the mud for this crappy show!
Brock Lesnar: No way is that crappy show getting a second season! It needs to get cancelled and taken off!
Sheamus: I agree, Brock! Velma? More like Smellma!
The Thing: Marv, Ayame! Don't watch that crappy cartoon! Watch our show instead!
*Clicks out of Velma and puts on Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes on WatchCartoonOnline*
Marv: Much better!
Ayame Sarutobi: Go, Fantastic Four and take down Dr. Doom!

Template belongs to me.
Home Alone belongs to Chris Columbus, John Hughes, and 20th Century Fox.
Gintama belongs to Hideaki Sorachi.
Velma 2023 belongs to the City Dump!

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Marv: Let's watch some good cartoons, Ayame!
Ayame Sarutobi: Okay, Marv!
*They accidentally click onto Velma on HBO Max and the theme plays*
Marv: What the-?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS CARTOON IS A BIG FAT GIANT INSULT TO THE ENTIRE SCOOBY-DOO FRANCHISE!!!!
Ayame Sarutobi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! THIS CARTOON IS AWFUL! WHY IS DAPHNE ASIAN, WHY IS SHAGGY AFRICAN-AMERICAN, WHY IS FRED A DOOFUS, AND WHY IS THERE NO SCOOBY?!?!?!?! THAT'S RUINING THE TRADITIONS OF SCOOBY-DOO!!!
LA Knight: This show is apalling! This show has got to be the work of Boreman Lames, Paul 'The Walrus Man' Heyman, Bolo Bikoa, Bimmy Snoozoo, The Meta Snore, Nia Jokes, Dustbin Phony, The Sucking Raiders, Jade Crapgill, The Hit Blow, Pretty Stupid, the Stupid Donkeys, and the Suck Profits (my new nickname for the Street Profits)!
Sayuri Yurine/Hyacinth: Or the work of Edelweiss, Dr. Marronflower, and Senator Woodpecker!
Zero: Or the work of Sigma, Dr. Fail, Colonel ButtLips, Vile, Elpizo, Dynamo, Double, The X-Hunters, Gate, Isoc, Zain, Geemel, Bit, Byte, Lumine, Serpent, and Master Albert!
AVGN: What were they thinking?!
Nena Trinity: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I WANT SOMETHING SWEET!!! This show has got to be the work of Dali-Al Botcheez, Louise Failevy, Trashbins Failmark, Homer Fatagiri, Arthur Badman, Wang Loser Mei, Hiling Crap, Aber Limp, Butt-Ack Zinin, Rotten Revival, and the stupid A-Losers!
Harold 'Coop' Cooplowski: No, Nena! It's the work of Warner Bros. Discovery! They should be ashamed!
Zanzoar: I agree, Coop. Why did they have to make a bad Scooby-Doo show?
Hank Hill: I know, Zanzoar. That's like 2K making that crappy WWE 2K20 game that everyone including TheShadowsega75 hated as well as Toei Animation making that crappy Dragon Ball Z: Bio-Broly movie where Broly becomes Swamp-Thing that got Thanos'd out of the modern timeline that everyone hated!
Snooky Wookums: This cartoon is disgusting! I can't believe it's getting a second season! It has to be the work of Lex Luthor and Mechanikat! Krypto would go insane if he saw this!
Optimus Prime: I feel your pain, Snooky Wookums. This show must be cancelled and removed, no matter the cost and Warner Bros. Discovery must stop!
Edge: They dragged Weird Al Yankovic who voiced Wreck-Gar in Transformers Animated, Jane Lynch who voiced Sergeant Calhoun in Wreck-It Ralph, and Frank Welker who voiced Megatron, Soundwave, Mirage, Trailbreaker, and numerous other Autobots and Decepticons in Transformers G1 straight into the mud for this crappy show!
Brock Lesnar: No way is that crappy show getting a second season! It needs to get cancelled and taken off!
Sheamus: I agree, Brock! Velma? More like Smellma!
The Thing: Marv, Ayame! Don't watch that crappy cartoon! Watch our show instead!
*Clicks out of Velma and puts on Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes on WatchCartoonOnline*
Marv: Much better!
Ayame Sarutobi: Go, Fantastic Four and take down Dr. Doom!

Template belongs to me.
Home Alone belongs to Chris Columbus, John Hughes, and 20th Century Fox.
Gintama belongs to Hideaki Sorachi.
Velma 2023 belongs to the City Dump!