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Published: 2013-01-17 02:48:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1057; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 3
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Description Cravings, because I have no other explanation. She randomly sat at this table in a Vampire Den.
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Comments: 29

DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-02-04 08:20:06 +0000 UTC]

...As a vampire I would eat that heart. Pass the salt Lydia. Hell give me a Daedra heart as dessert. XD

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-02-05 00:37:28 +0000 UTC]

I hope she doesn't accidentally pass you Fire Salts.

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DarkOmegaZeroMythos In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-02-05 00:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Fuck. I better lock them bastards up.

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Caaros In reply to DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-05-11 21:08:43 +0000 UTC]

What about the Void Salts?

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DarkOmegaZeroMythos In reply to Caaros [2013-05-11 21:24:21 +0000 UTC]

I can mind shock damage. Its no worse the FIRE.

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Caaros In reply to DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-05-11 21:32:02 +0000 UTC]

I would go ahead and be epic and put some Nirnroot and Deathbell on the Daedric heart. Heck, I would even put a Flamer Ear on it.

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DarkOmegaZeroMythos In reply to Caaros [2013-05-11 21:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Epic meal time?? Eh I am not liking the Falmer ear.

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Caaros In reply to DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-05-22 16:53:56 +0000 UTC]

Well, at least it is not chaurus eggs on the table with the ears,so. . .

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DarkOmegaZeroMythos In reply to Caaros [2013-05-23 02:17:26 +0000 UTC]

I can mind Chaurus eggs.

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Caaros In reply to DarkOmegaZeroMythos [2013-05-28 04:32:38 +0000 UTC]

salt pile . . . . . nuff said.

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DarkOmegaZeroMythos In reply to Caaros [2013-05-28 04:35:30 +0000 UTC]

x-x

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CrazySeaOtter [2013-01-30 07:24:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm getting hungry after seeing this...

What should I do? Should I see my local Vigilant of Stendarr?

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to CrazySeaOtter [2013-01-30 21:48:31 +0000 UTC]

I would advise doing exactly that. If symptoms persist, see your local cannibal's clan and join them. You will be welcomed there.

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Eridan1107 [2013-01-26 18:53:32 +0000 UTC]

Cravings?
Could that possibly mean Lydia is *le gasp* PREGNANT?!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Eridan1107 [2013-01-26 20:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Good lord, I hope not! Who knows what sort of demonic biologically-perfect half-breed they would spawn?!

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Janus3003 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-02-02 15:51:41 +0000 UTC]

A MASTER RACE OF ATOMIC SUPERMEN!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Janus3003 [2013-02-02 18:49:46 +0000 UTC]

TO CONQUER THE WORLD!

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Mediziner [2013-01-19 06:27:12 +0000 UTC]

Broken Fang Cave o3o

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Kellnox [2013-01-17 23:45:29 +0000 UTC]

I always suspected she was a follower of Namira.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Kellnox [2013-01-18 00:02:05 +0000 UTC]

Archer's going to need to have a strict talk with his housecarl on the propriety of eating human organs.

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TiNy39 [2013-01-17 15:05:56 +0000 UTC]

I can't think of anyway to respond to this besides "Figures".

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to TiNy39 [2013-01-17 16:39:34 +0000 UTC]

She must like her meat rare.

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kubuk13 [2013-01-17 04:57:32 +0000 UTC]

I'll eat it. Heck, I'll even add a Briarheart as a seasoning !

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to kubuk13 [2013-01-17 16:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Blasphemy! Everyone knows that the only way to properly season a human heart is with saffron and curry!

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kubuk13 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-01-18 06:06:39 +0000 UTC]

...That actually sound more delicious. Hot, spicy curry marinating the heart meat, while the saffron brings out a delicious scent that fills the room....
Now i have a weird craving to try out this recipe ^^

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bigton [2013-01-17 03:30:06 +0000 UTC]

For some reason Lydia always did seem like a cannibal ... lol

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Janus3003 [2013-01-17 02:49:46 +0000 UTC]

Looks like she cooked it and now expects you to try it.

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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Janus3003 [2013-01-17 03:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Either that or somebody ate all the food and now she has to eat from the alchemy ingredients to survive.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Janus3003 [2013-01-17 02:53:17 +0000 UTC]

It looks like its still bleeding! She must've cooked it medium-rare, then.

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