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Published: 2016-10-16 03:08:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 2521; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 1
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Was taking screenshots for the new comic when this photo opportunity arose, so I immediately took it because it's awesome. It looks as if Archer and Lydia can't be bothered to care about the dragon hovering just overhead. I'd like to imagine them saying something along these lines:LYDIA: "Eh, I've seen bigger."
ARCHER: "Yeah. Poor little guy must've been the runt of the litter."
LYDIA: "Should we even bother trying to slay him?"
ARCHER: "I dunno. He might mildly inconvenience us if we don't, though. Hmm..."
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Add Ultimate dragons, Deadly dragons and Enhanced mighty dragons reborn mod. I see a dragon the size of a dog, on novice, with enchanted deadric gear, on level 50...i run for the hills and pray the entirety of the pantheon of the gods, daedric princes and sithis, along with the night mother that it didnยดt come after me and split me along with the mountain behind me in tw......seven hundread pieces. I put Alduin against karstaag....he now has a new master and left me...now how the hell am i going to do the last main quest!?
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Eh, it's ok! The Main Quest won't advance if you don't! Alduin is too courteous to ever accomplish any more of his evil plans before the protagonist is ready to defeat him.
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How polite of him!
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Nicely done. I wonder how they would react (and deal with for that matter) a Deathwing or Smaug sized dragon.
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A Smaug-sized dragon wouldn't be too much of a stretch that it would make Archer and Lydia think more than, "Wow, he's quite a big fellow." Dealing with him wouldn't be beyond Archer's abilities, though Lydia might want to avoid combat if possible.
A Deathwing-sized dragon, however, would probably make them react in the same way: 
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I like beating dragons to death with Volendrung.
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I bet it's because they make a nice crunching sound upon impact.
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Power attacks all day baby!
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meh, i kill the dragon if its stupid enough to try and kill a Knight of Morr
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Silly dragons should know that knights have historically proven to be their weakness! Just ask St. George!
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or ask Alduin
Alduin: *dead*
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Now, now, Lydia and Archer are trying to look so brave ignoring a dragon, while in fact they're just talking with Paarthurnax or Odahviing.
But nevertheless, the screenshot is epic!
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Obviously they invited them down for a relaxing soak in the Hot Springs! Even dragons need some relaxation, right?
(It's actually a Revered dragon, by the way.)
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Now that you mention it the shadow's shape clearly shows it must be a revered dragon
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Not so revered, though, is it?
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lol I can imagine how the dragon reacted...probably flew off crying from the lack of attention 
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Poor guy hasn't gotten his scary face quite down yet.
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Darn those ageless death lizards awoken from their ancient slumber to rain fire down upon the races of men and mer. They make people late for dinner!
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Dragons are such inconsiderate jerks at times, aren't they?
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You reminded me of the first time I've fought a Revered Dragon. Let's just say that the poor dude didn't stand a chance.
...... I was either seriously OP or that chump had some seriously low health.
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When you get Bend Will and Dragonrend then dragons do become rather trivial, don't they? Even at higher difficulties.
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IIRR I still hadn't even started the Dragonborn Campaign yet. I do remember using Dragonrend though.
# Console Commands ftw! Want the game extra easy even on Legendary level? Just set your Health, Stamina and Magica to 1750. Thank me later.
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And that dragon's day is officially ruined.
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Poor little guy. He must get a lot of crap from his dragon friends now.
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his name is Rudolph now.
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If it doesn't make the fight music play, it's not worth it.
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Even though a wolf will trigger the fight music.
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Nope. Not even Skyrim itself can bring itself to care about the little guy.
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omg, priceless!
Moments like these are a treasure.
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Yeah, this was better than anything I could have set up myself. All I did was use Bend Will to make the dragon not attack me so I could pose the characters, and then it just started hanging around me wherever I went. It was great.
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...maybe telki does need to start using her shouts more...
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