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herakushi — OZ: You're going to get OJ on your hands

Published: 2013-03-17 17:26:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 285; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 1
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Description [Equilibrium]
Technology seems all too flasy now - and now that I've relaised my mistake with trusting it, it's already too late. I've already built a life with it, helped others, battled with it, made friends using it, I've spent a large part of my life on it, and now it's going to kill me. As I begin to black out I say 'It's not all bad'. Life is life, and this was the end.
"Oh no, you're still to young to die- CRRKK- The average- RZZT -man life expectancy i- BZZT- your cou- NZZT-ry is -KZRRT- So don't give up."
I blink - digitally, mentally, psychicly- I don't know. I look around the city but it's pixelating and glitching. I know that voice.
"I'm going to have ban you -RRZZT- It'll hurt a bit, so hold my hand."
Will I wake up after this?
"Maybe -KZZT- if you do I'm going to have to tell the Fairy and the Test Tube Lady."

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This could be any avatar that's talking to her.

Grab her hand, and you'll get OJ alll over it though.

(c) Me
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Comments: 16

CeruleanBunnies [2013-03-19 20:26:17 +0000 UTC]

wow what a cutie >u<

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herakushi In reply to CeruleanBunnies [2013-03-29 18:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Heehehehee~ Thankyuu~

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CeruleanBunnies In reply to herakushi [2013-03-30 07:11:48 +0000 UTC]

your welome. u . b[link]

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noxSOMNIUM [2013-03-19 17:24:30 +0000 UTC]

You have been awarded: 16 OzPoints!

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midnightdragon23 [2013-03-18 19:20:44 +0000 UTC]

IM SORRY BUT THE FISH ARE LOOKING SO ADORABLE HERE I JUST SCREAMED

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herakushi In reply to midnightdragon23 [2013-03-29 18:04:43 +0000 UTC]

They're still very dangerous. XD

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midnightdragon23 In reply to herakushi [2013-03-29 21:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Dangerous and adorable.

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CthulhuZuzu [2013-03-17 18:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Hera can have a juice party with Dave Strider. //slapped

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herakushi In reply to CthulhuZuzu [2013-03-29 18:05:31 +0000 UTC]

APPLE VERSUS ORANGE.


I like apple juice a lot more - OJ actually makes me sick, which is why I decided to make Oj a weapon... XD

Inedible weapons.

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DeadisAliveButEnding [2013-03-17 18:08:24 +0000 UTC]

ewwww oj everywhereeee *hatesorangejuice* D:

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herakushi In reply to DeadisAliveButEnding [2013-03-29 18:06:02 +0000 UTC]

OH SAME.

which is why OJ hasn't had a single ounce of him drunken at all~

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DeadisAliveButEnding In reply to herakushi [2013-03-29 18:19:25 +0000 UTC]

hehehehehe

I can never drink OJ or even eat oranges DX i just can't stand the taste ene but I can eat lemons fine!


Isn't he also toxic or something? I mean he turns into weapons! that can't be good for the digestive track

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herakushi In reply to DeadisAliveButEnding [2013-03-29 18:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I'm allergic to oranges- but I think they taste better than orange juice... or it may have been my imagination... I haven't had any real fresh oranges in ages.

PAHHAHAHHA. Maybe no toxic but he'll tear his way out of a body when he likes. Oh gosh. He's more evil than I originally planed. xD

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DeadisAliveButEnding In reply to herakushi [2013-03-29 19:04:14 +0000 UTC]

You are allergic to a good number of things aren't you?

e^e that's even worse

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herakushi In reply to DeadisAliveButEnding [2013-03-29 19:54:38 +0000 UTC]

*sighs* Yeah... TuT But I guess this means I'm a pretty good survivor? -- In temptation levels... XD 'Don't eat this or I'll die' .... Damn I related this to Wheatley without meaning to.


[OJ BUBBLES LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE]

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DeadisAliveButEnding In reply to herakushi [2013-03-29 20:00:36 +0000 UTC]

that's true
I'mlucky I dont have any real allergies I know of :'D I have a slight allergy to seson changes but its nothing i cant deal with.
Is okay


*gets out magic tricks to fend off evil juice* nocontractstodaymothertrucker

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