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hereticschizoidThe Official Ode to the Forums
Published: 2004-10-04 11:57:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 13527; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 5294
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Description I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.

The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.

'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.

Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.

For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).

We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.

Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
Do you have a tail and a buck-toothed snout?
please... just... get out.

"The reply button is your friend"
We hear this phrase time and again.
I think the problem could be solved
If we made the reply button 5 inches tall with neon orange blinking text outlined in fluorescent purple twinkling polka dots underlined 3 times with magenta squiggly lines all next to an advertisement for free beer.

...

'Course I'll take this to the Suggestions Forum
and soon you'll see a change in decorum;
but you'll be sure to get all your replies
unless the person has a seizure and dies.

On a brighter note, we've now got
an official poem for us forum lot.
So close your eyes and bow your head
...and think up an actually interesting thread.
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Comments: 399

hereticschizoid In reply to ??? [2004-12-15 14:51:45 +0000 UTC]

I make you cry I make you laugh

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someday-somehow In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-12-15 14:54:37 +0000 UTC]

.... yessmms, not many ppl have the ability to do that now days.

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britt-bratt In reply to ??? [2004-11-29 18:55:28 +0000 UTC]

I love you! lol,

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hereticschizoid In reply to britt-bratt [2004-11-30 02:32:28 +0000 UTC]

aww thanks

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zosakis In reply to ??? [2004-11-28 12:09:51 +0000 UTC]

that's certainly a 'punch at the balls' of the DA community! Satire rather than humour describes this piece. Lots of references and word tricks. Well done you smart thang!

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hereticschizoid In reply to zosakis [2004-11-29 12:08:04 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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EightFourSevenTo In reply to ??? [2004-11-20 18:18:53 +0000 UTC]

awsome poem schizoid. i fell the same way about forums. but, sadly, i have not writing skills, so i cannot express myself as well as u do.

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hereticschizoid In reply to EightFourSevenTo [2004-11-20 19:46:09 +0000 UTC]

awww

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windfalcon In reply to ??? [2004-11-20 04:47:17 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!!1!11 This SOOO inspired me to finally post that thread about how anime is SOO kawaii and how everyone should liek it!11!

Don't worry. I'm not serious. Very nice poem. Very amusing.

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hereticschizoid In reply to windfalcon [2004-11-20 17:59:14 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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dsds In reply to ??? [2004-11-19 08:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Nice. Now, if only everyone would read this.

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hereticschizoid In reply to dsds [2004-11-19 12:14:53 +0000 UTC]

someday

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demonlight In reply to ??? [2004-11-18 08:56:50 +0000 UTC]

I may or may not have said this already, but Good stuff.

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JadeVala In reply to ??? [2004-11-15 20:39:43 +0000 UTC]

THAT ROCKED!!! LOL I'm not one to do much forum works, but that was great!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Loved it! *adds to faves* ~Jade

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hereticschizoid In reply to JadeVala [2004-11-16 12:13:31 +0000 UTC]

aww thank you I'm glad you liked it

thanks for the fave

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hereditarynarcissism In reply to ??? [2004-11-11 12:49:23 +0000 UTC]

woo! yay for forums!

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hereticschizoid In reply to hereditarynarcissism [2004-11-11 15:24:16 +0000 UTC]

yay!

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b0x0rz In reply to ??? [2004-11-10 21:00:58 +0000 UTC]

this rockz so much. i have very few favs on deviantart. but this one is SO there.
so true..

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hereticschizoid In reply to b0x0rz [2004-11-11 01:17:04 +0000 UTC]

why thank you

*feels honored*

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djfox- In reply to ??? [2004-11-10 15:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that`s really good. Lots of interesting points brought up, especially with the l337 crap people keep doing. Now if we can just egt everyone to read this & take it`s advice.

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hereticschizoid In reply to djfox- [2004-11-10 15:27:44 +0000 UTC]

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Sleeze In reply to ??? [2004-11-10 01:14:27 +0000 UTC]

This is golden.

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hereticschizoid In reply to Sleeze [2004-11-10 01:30:44 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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LittleBeirut In reply to ??? [2004-11-10 00:23:53 +0000 UTC]



Because $jark insists. so true.

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hereticschizoid In reply to LittleBeirut [2004-11-10 00:24:43 +0000 UTC]



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naderelli In reply to ??? [2004-11-09 07:04:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Neo101 In reply to ??? [2004-11-04 14:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Aside from our slight row in the pick-up line thread, I really think this is quite good!

Honestly not bad at all.

I particularly like the last line of the 8th stanza.

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hereticschizoid In reply to Neo101 [2004-11-04 14:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks Took me forever to finish the whole thing.

That line tis my favorite too... except for maybe the stanza after that.

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TerrorCookie In reply to ??? [2004-10-26 22:29:39 +0000 UTC]

lol, that's awesome.

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hereticschizoid In reply to TerrorCookie [2004-10-27 13:11:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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tharglet In reply to ??? [2004-10-23 13:42:44 +0000 UTC]

lol, that's great, enjoyed reading it. +fav methinks.

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hereticschizoid In reply to tharglet [2004-10-25 11:26:46 +0000 UTC]

aww thank you!

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littlefishey In reply to ??? [2004-10-19 00:19:38 +0000 UTC]

I salute you for this...

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 01:13:48 +0000 UTC]

thank you captain sargeant colonel ma'am

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 01:15:47 +0000 UTC]

Carry on, soldier, at ease as you were attttttenshun and all that.

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 01:22:46 +0000 UTC]

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 01:25:32 +0000 UTC]

Yoikes. Someone call a paramedic... !

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 01:26:31 +0000 UTC]

wait! I'm alivve!!!

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 01:32:57 +0000 UTC]

OK guys, it's just a faint... we'll just give her a medicinal slap!

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 01:37:23 +0000 UTC]

ooo yeah do it again... *blinks* erm... I mean.. uh.. ow. stop. no. go away.

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 01:40:19 +0000 UTC]

...blimey... You... I mean... I .... that is... See ya...

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 02:15:55 +0000 UTC]

I love you

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 02:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Me? Loved... I'm going to have to write this one down in my journal...

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 12:52:21 +0000 UTC]

aww you're very loved that's what happens when you're nice to ppl... heh not that I'd know

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littlefishey In reply to hereticschizoid [2004-10-19 13:43:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh... cos your loved. We just show it in a different sort of way!!!!! (I'm joking of course).

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hereticschizoid In reply to littlefishey [2004-10-19 14:57:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL people love to laugh at me That works for me

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kaios In reply to ??? [2004-10-18 14:11:13 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO... That was awesome. Good work, your prose is very clever and witty, and outlines the reason why I dont usually go to the forums... LOL.

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hereticschizoid In reply to kaios [2004-10-18 14:17:07 +0000 UTC]

thanks glad you liked it.

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SilentxStorm In reply to ??? [2004-10-16 18:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Hah... I love it.:applaus:

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hereticschizoid In reply to SilentxStorm [2004-10-17 15:21:03 +0000 UTC]

Aww thanks Glad you like it

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