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I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.

The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.

'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.

Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.

For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).

We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.

Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
Do you have a tail and a buck-toothed snout?
please... just... get out.

"The reply button is your friend"
We hear this phrase time and again.
I think the problem could be solved
If we made the reply button 5 inches tall with neon orange blinking text outlined in fluorescent purple twinkling polka dots underlined 3 times with magenta squiggly lines all next to an advertisement for free beer.

...

'Course I'll take this to the Suggestions Forum
and soon you'll see a change in decorum;
but you'll be sure to get all your replies
unless the person has a seizure and dies.

On a brighter note, we've now got
an official poem for us forum lot.
So close your eyes and bow your head
...and think up an actually interesting thread.

Description
I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.

The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.

'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.

Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.

For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).

We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.

Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
Do you have a tail and a buck-toothed snout?
please... just... get out.

"The reply button is your friend"
We hear this phrase time and again.
I think the problem could be solved
If we made the reply button 5 inches tall with neon orange blinking text outlined in fluorescent purple twinkling polka dots underlined 3 times with magenta squiggly lines all next to an advertisement for free beer.

...

'Course I'll take this to the Suggestions Forum
and soon you'll see a change in decorum;
but you'll be sure to get all your replies
unless the person has a seizure and dies.

On a brighter note, we've now got
an official poem for us forum lot.
So close your eyes and bow your head
...and think up an actually interesting thread.