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hewhowalksdeath In reply to ??? [2010-04-12 06:51:54 +0000 UTC]

sigh* well, sadly Creature didn't last...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-12 22:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Now let me guess... when Eru's Bikini top got cut off by a crab, she grabbed creature and put her right on top of her knockers to cover up, but may have accidently sufficated the little girl. Pretty much somes up my little investigation now did it

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-04-14 02:21:00 +0000 UTC]

me: O_O...(turns to her*)
Eru: um...nooo.......it robbed broke out of our mansion and robbed me...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-14 02:41:24 +0000 UTC]

me: (checks for pulse in creature then looks to you and Eru) where gona need a healer here, that little gal's not even breathing! @A@

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-04-14 03:20:12 +0000 UTC]

eru: D8>!!!

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-14 03:25:20 +0000 UTC]

me: (runs to PEDA HQ to get help like a speed demon) I'll be back with healer!!!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-04-14 03:37:22 +0000 UTC]

me: uh sure?
Eru: CRITTER!!!!!!!

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-14 03:49:28 +0000 UTC]

me: (Drives back with two other people in his 2009 Golden Mazda with two other people one beautiful black haired woman with red eyes and a blonde dude with pointy ears. after parking the car me and the others gets out of the car then heads to Creature.) Work your magic yuko and make that girl dance when she wakes up.

Yuko: I'll get on to it. ( she puts her hand on creatures forehead, then a shimmering light under her hand starts to glow. after three second it stops.) You can wake up now, little one.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-04-15 13:01:55 +0000 UTC]

creature: nibbles on a finger then blinks*
Eru: whoa...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-15 15:33:37 +0000 UTC]

me: hey their little girl.

Joshua: Alailuah!!!

Yuko: (chuckles a little) that was abnormally easy, what happened to creature in the first place.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-04-27 13:09:08 +0000 UTC]

eru: O_O....unexplained suffocation.

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-04-27 14:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: "Bursts out laughing for a few seconds" No wonder that was so easy, all you had to do was CPR.

Me: " Just standing there silently and wide eyed with embarresment" Why didnt I think of this earlier.....@__O

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-03 13:56:50 +0000 UTC]

eru: OH CREATURE! YOU GOT ME SO WORRIED AND- where's Paul?

(meanwhile*)

me: completely tanned...or sunburned*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-05 19:34:30 +0000 UTC]

me: "looks for you then finds you and is shocked to see the state that your in" Did you forget something, your like red, red as fricking Mars. O_o

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-07 05:56:52 +0000 UTC]

me:...oooooowwwwwwwwww....

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-07 06:04:20 +0000 UTC]

me: Looks like your going nowhere fast with that kind of burn.

Joshua: OH MY GOD!!!!! (starts laughing his arse off)

Yuko: Tsk tsk, your going to need Sasuke for that since he's got an affinity for ice.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-07 06:42:43 +0000 UTC]

me:...owwwwwww....(moves arm up*)

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-07 19:47:25 +0000 UTC]

me: Say Eru, are you in any way an expert on getting rid of sunburns rappidly, 'cause if not, where going to have to get a huge bag of ice on him really fast.

Yuko: (stretches then yawns) This could take a while, I could as well just hang around on the beach, maybe even sun bathe a little and have a good time.

Joshua: .....Yuko you do realise that you didnt bring along a bikini when we were heading for the beach ( that is unless you're planning on skinny dipping ).

Yuko: I have other ways of sun bathing, you dirty boy you.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-09 02:23:39 +0000 UTC]

eru: um...I'm a psychic, bot a faithhealer...ooooh...then again you do need help.
Paul:... hands cracks off flakes of dead skin*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-09 02:43:00 +0000 UTC]

me: Well that's a bit of trouble, is there any one else thats a healer, because if not... huge load of ice coming up.

Joshua: Like wha...

Yuko: ( Turns into a 70 foot long snake woman thats scales are black with red stripes and only the head of Yuko her self) Like thisss. Isss there anything elssse you forgot in our relationship for the past few yearsss?

Joshua: Uuuuhhh... that was just a brain fart ,I sware, honest!!!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-09 03:06:01 +0000 UTC]

eru: o,o...backs up a step*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-09 03:41:50 +0000 UTC]

me: Don't worry, Yuko wont hurt a fly unless it's self defense or getting her friends out of danger, besides she not even that scary.

Joshua: Ya, just wait until you see my form, I make people go change their pants because of it.

Yuko: (Sighs) Ssso misss underssstood. (hiss)

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-12 10:16:16 +0000 UTC]

eru:...nuuuuuuuuu! I stepped back, cuz you're big! and you're about to do something to my twin brother, so I'm giving you space!...now that I do, please do what you need to do!

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-12 19:30:31 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: And what did you think I wasss gonna do to your brother? (hiss)

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-16 05:22:19 +0000 UTC]

eru:...heal him?

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-16 06:22:04 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: I guessss I can heal him then, here we go. Hold ssstill pleassse Paul, asss I releave you of your sssunburn. ( wraps you around in her coils and shines a glimmering light all around you, after 5 seconds the shinning stops and you no longer have a sunburn but you now are covered in dead skin and it itches like hell) I did what I could, sssun burnsss are rather tricky sssinccce it's not only the burn you have to worry about, it'sss alssso the dead ssskin which can be excrutiatingly irritating some timesss. (hiss)

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-16 13:19:21 +0000 UTC]

me: ARE YOU KIDDING?! THIS IS WORSE!!!AGH!! IT ITCHES!!!!! (spins on my side*)
Eru:

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-16 20:10:37 +0000 UTC]

me: should'a got Sasuke over for that.

Yuko: Now Paul, hold ssstill pleassse and let me coil you in a cacoon ssso I can message it off for you, it helpsss more than you think. But firssst, remove your swim trunksss. -w- (hiss)

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-17 00:31:53 +0000 UTC]

me: still running on my side*
eru: e_e swings creature at me and hits me in the head*
creature: felt nothing* o,o

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-17 01:54:43 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Hold ssstill now or option B. will kick. (hiss)

Joshua: (holds out hand and claws shoot out of his fingers) Don't worry, it feels just like a scratcher only with knives on my fingers. OwO

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-17 02:03:13 +0000 UTC]

me: knocked out from eru's attack*
eru: you okay, baby?
creature:... sucks her hand*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-17 02:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Thanksss Eru, now I shall coil Paul up and messsage away hisss dead ssskin. ( removes your swim trunks and cucoons you in her coils and begins to message you) Much better now. (hiss) -w-

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-17 02:18:41 +0000 UTC]

me: Zzzzz...
eru: o_o...I better go back to the beach...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-17 02:37:39 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Why, were already on the beach, and if your going someplaccce public your not going very far. (chuckles a little) Besidesss, your toplessss. (hiss)

me and Joshua:

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-18 11:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Eru: I always bring a spare! (reaches into Creature's mouth and pulls one out*)

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-18 21:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Hmmmm, I sssee. (hiss)

Joshua: Sorry, I'm not single at all. OwO

me: I am.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-26 13:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Eru: oh, um, I'm not single either...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-27 03:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: (Looks at you as you are sleeping like a baby in her coils) Awwww, thisss jussst makesss it all the more cuter when sssomeone isss sssleeping like thisss. It all mossst makesss me think of Jungle Book just by the looksss of how he'sss sssleeping like thisss. Don't you think? (stokes your hair with her tail) (hiss) *w*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-27 12:53:57 +0000 UTC]

me: uh wha-where am I- (sees her and faints*)
Eru:
Creature:...sucks her own hand again*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-28 03:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Alright, I think I had my fun for now. ( changes back to her normal self) Now I've got most of the dead skin off of him so he shall be alright and feeling much better now and less itchy.

Me: Oh God!!!

Joshua: O_o (eyes are twitching)

Yuko: What- (looks at you and sees your ding-dong) Whoopsies. *u*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-29 13:52:12 +0000 UTC]

Paul:... ... ...you know I'm gonna be totally honest with you guys...this is not the first time I'm caught naked in public... walks away naked

Eru: His wife "forced" him a lot of time he kinda got used to it...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-29 22:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Joshua: (Looks closely at you walking away and notices a hard on going on then bursts out laughing his ass off)

Yuko: -_-' ... Oh my, I think I just accidently had his anus between my coils and messaged it too much...

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-05-31 10:20:40 +0000 UTC]

paul: HOLY! SOMEONE TOSS ME SOMETHING! (random volleyball hits it with so much force I ended up coiling in the ground*)

Eru: hey guys, did a volleyball went here?....paul, why are you coiled up like that?

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-05-31 20:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: -_- Your vollyball popped just as it hit Paul dead on his anus.

Joshua: (laughs even harder when he sees the remains of the vollyball on your erectid penis)

me: o_O This is sending a mental image that will eternally haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-06-02 08:33:22 +0000 UTC]

paul:.....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!...........
eru: OxO... ... ...slowly backs away*

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-06-03 01:00:57 +0000 UTC]

me: I'd take it off, but no way I'm taking that beach ball off your junk.

Yuko: ( in background shaking Joshua to hold himself together)

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-06-03 02:12:44 +0000 UTC]

paul:...just...just call the ambulance!

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-06-03 02:23:13 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: Oh for fook's sake let me do it. (Rips vollyball off his penis and puts her hand on it and a glimmering light shines under her hand for 35 seconds and the light stops and his penis is all normal) There, now stick that pecker someplace other than a ball.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Javi280 [2010-06-03 02:28:32 +0000 UTC]

paul:...just hand me a pair of shorts...

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Javi280 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2010-06-03 02:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Yuko: ( a pair of shorts materializes in her hand) Put those on quickly.

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