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Published: 2005-10-04 03:08:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 7441; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 443
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XD...I seriously have no idea....well except this all started when the elite said "Well I...I...I think you're cute too Arbiter" and today I was bored while in Art History class so...one thing led to another and here it is. Try not to flog me and keep in mind this is all for the sake of WTF-dom.Related content
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Why I imaginated Major Johnson as Sangheili?! And I didn't know that Arbiter is a lady. Wow. Great Comics btw.
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lols.
arbiter
everyone thinks ur cute!!!
even humans!
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That would sell for aaaaall the wrong reasons! *hides one under bed* ^}{^ (Sangheili smile)
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Maybe the mandibles help them to latch on to their meal, and then a hidden needle/tube in their mouth extrudes to suck out the insides of said prey...
Those grunts are like walking juice boxes!
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:0 That could very well be it too. XD We need an "Elite anatomy guidebook"?
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"Perhaps we can slay the demon TOGETHER, aye Arbiter"? I never know what to expect from the covenant troupes. ^o^
Maybe they're able to change their gender when necessary (like some lizards). Or, looking at their mouths, maybe they get jiggy like a squiddy!
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That is freaky to imagine XD once someone told me ( Jokingly) that they'd reproduce by spitting into each other's mouths
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Two Elites, one cup. (I'm going to hell when I die)
I wonder though, do they even use their mouths for eating? Maybe they just sit in a pool of water and absorb nutrients. And I also wondered: are the Grunts used for more than just canon fodder? *evil evil thoughts*
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XD Oh god... LOL -shudder- ... well I'll see you in hell
Hmm... well they have those sharp front teeth... those could be for 'hooking' onto their meal... which is likely meat ( sharp teeth and all?) and just use the side mandible things to tear chunks and push it down their mouth... hole..? LOl... mouth hole... XD I dunno.
...grunts ARE at perfect crotch height 
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Would you be able to do a comic on Arbiter getting chased by all of his fan girls??? I'll give you a link to my oc to include in the picture if you do
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OMGLULWUT? :'DDD
YOU MADE MY NIGHT! XD
Poor Arbiter. :'---D
Really, I love you now because of this awesome comic! *dies*
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I am stunned and highly amused all at once. Bravo XD
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Okay secretly i think he was cute too ..;;;;;;(hides)
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This is great!
Now make a Truth/Regret for more WTF-dom.
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:-P Yes, I am a genius. Hee hee hee!
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-headdesk-
I LOVE WEIRD HALO PAIRINGS.
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Truth: .....you're cute.
Regret: *^.^*
*Make out session*
Mercy: OMGWTF?!?!
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So that's how Mercy REALLY died! D8
Flood: WAAAAAAUGGGHAHGHAGHRAWRRRRR (Translation: IT WASN'T OUR FAULT! DON'T SUE US!!!)
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HA!
Mercy: Gods, if I see them make out one more time I'll-O.o WHAT THE-?!
Regret: .....Uh...
Truth: ....uhm...
Mercy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!
Regret: The sheets are soft and silky...
Truth: And...uh...*goes back to making out*
Mercy: *dies*
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XDDDDDD -HEADDESK-
Truth: Whoa. He lyk totally died.
Regret: Fo sho.
Truth: -shrugs- ... -smiles at Regret- I love you.
Regret: Yes, I love you too, Troothy. <33
(they're about to kiss...)
Master Chief: -suddenly leaps in and kills Regret- DIE!
Truth: O_____O!!! REGGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Regret: ... I-FUCKING-HATE-YOU X.x;;;;;; -die-
Truth: BITCH! D;<
Master Chief: 
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Truth: ....NOW I SHALL KILL ALL THE HUMANS TO AVENGY MY LOVER!!
Regret: I'm right here...sorta
Truth: YAY!
*nookies*
Audienc: OMG NECROPHILIA...sorta.
Gravemind: ....*belg*
2401PT: .....ick. SO unecessarily...gay.
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Half-Jaw: -comes in- Holy Ones! I have just arrived with a message from the humans. They say they're gonna -- ...OHMYF--!! O_________O
Arbiter: -is secretly catching all of this on tape- Mwahaha...
Grunt: You is perverted, Arbiter!
Arbiter: >.>;;; SHUT UP! -shoots the Grunt then resumes taping- >83
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*Hours later, on YouTube...*
TxR: O.o. What the f-
Regret: Told 'ya we should've locked the door.
Truth: >.< Look at all the disgusting comments...
Regret: 'Queer. 'Fag'. 'Homo.' Eh, nothing out of the ordinary.
Truth: Whatever...
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Arbiter: MUAHAHA! MY PLAN WAS A SUCCESS!!!
Half-Jaw: Yeah, those Brutes don't know WHO they're working for... -snicker-
(elsewhere)
Tartarus: 0____0 Is... is this TRUE...?!
Monitor: More or less~! n_n
Tartarus: Wtf, shut up. -kicks him into a soccer net (WTF)-
Monitor: OWCH! GOOOAAL!!
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Truth: Okay, for anyone whose seen the video on YouTube...uhm...we were drunk. Very drunk. And you know how sexy other men can be...when you're drunk.
Regret: Yes!...heheh...without clothes...
(UNSC headquarters...)
MC: ....
Cortana: Good god.
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Tartarus: ...Rrrrriiiiiiight. O___o;;;
Monitor: Lawlz.
Sargeant Johnson: HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT
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Truth:...COME ON! Look at him! He's...corruptive!
Regret: And you're not?
Truth: >.<
Regret: Heheh...you know you love me.
Truth: *looks around. They make out*
Everyone: O.O
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Arbiter: AAAAAAAWWW <333
MC: -looks at him- Dude... are you, like, a pedo or something?
Arbiter: Ummm... n-no?
Cortana: Oh dear God.
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MC: Jesus...they're really going at it.
Arbiter: You want some of me?
MC:....oh fuck it! *nookies*
Cortana: *sigh*
343GS: Hee hee hee! ^.^
Cortana: NO!
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Arbiter: OOH BABY <3
MC: Lawl, I couldn't resist.
343GS: -flies around them, taping it-
Cortana: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. O___X;; Why, oh WHY did I choose this particular Spartan?
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MC: Because I'm sexy.
Arbiter: So am I.
(Later...)
Regret: WTF?
Truth: I guess we're not the only queers around, eh?
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MC: Damn right you're not.
Cortana: -headdesk-
343GS: -sidles over to Cortana- I think WE can jump on the bandwagon toooooo...
Cortana: The fuck? I'M NOT A BOY.
343GS: Oh... oh! -mockingly- I thought you were a BOY all this t-- -is blown up by Cortana somehow-
Sargeant Johnson:
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(sometime later on Youtube...)
MCxArbiter: OMGWTF?!
343 Guilty Spark: Heeheehee!
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Miranda Keyes: -sigh- It just keeps on going, doesn't it?
Cortana: DAMN RIIIIIIGGGHHT <33333 -makes out with Miranda-
Sargeant Johnson: ...OH JESUS D|
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Truth: OMG we just turned everyone gay...
Regret: LET THE GAY NESS CONTINUE
*makes out*
Johnson: Ohhh no! I'm the untouched! You can't turn ME gay!
'Vadumee: Hey there sexy.
Johnson: Oh, fuck it
*makes out*
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343GS: GAAAAAHHH THE WHOLE RING IS TURNING GAAAAAY @___@!!!
MC: ...So THAT'S what the rings are designed to do...
MC: -looks around and sees lots of flood kissing and having sex with each other-
MC: ...Yep... that's what I said.
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Gravemind: Oh...dear God. WTF? STOP BEING GAY! KILL EACH OTHER SHOOT LOADS-nonono! That's not what I meant!
343GS: Eheeheehee! Now, I wish I could only find-
2401PT: Hello there!
343GS: We're pratically related! But who cares? *robohump!*
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Gravemind: ... This is the end of me. T____T;;;;
343GS: Yes - smooch- it -humphump is. -makeout-
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Gravemind: *explodes*
Everyone: Yaaay!
*silence*
Truth: Everyone: go back to being gay. *makes out w/ Regret*
Mercy: *sigh...*
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Arbiter: GOOD IDEA! -starts humping MC-
Lulz.
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