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Hiroplex β Incursion
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Published: 2011-03-08 12:54:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 597; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 10
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On the planet of Rannoch, the geth still work to preserve the world as it was when the creators left as a result of the Morning War. The plans of a future dyson sphere encapsulating the planet may soon be postponed, as it appears an ominous force now monitors the planet...Related content
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Well, physical forms can get all sorts of busted... :V
Fight back, my little geth minions, fight for your master! :V
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βSOVIET UNION DOES NOT APPROVE OF RIVAL OPPRESSING FORCESβ
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Ominous forces monitoring a race of sentient droids?
...
I immediately blame the Swarm.
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Ah.
In which case, those scheming NET-types. They've been not so nice to the Quarians as of late.
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"Damn scavvies, runnnin' around and takin' tech back to their gush-durn space gypsy fleets."
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"Thieves, all of 'em. Wear those masks so they can survive the poison gasses they're bringing to our worlds!"
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And then E stood up for space gypsies.
Then he was at raves.
Then he was kicked out.
:V
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Kicked out of the raves, or from the Space Gypsies?
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Both. :V
"But Dad, those quarians are people too, and they're trying to support themselves as much as we are!"
"Son, you've been hanging out with those space gypsies? You're grounded mister!"
"That's not fair, I met some very nice ones at this rave-"
"...I HAVE NO SON."
:V
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βSOVIET UNION DOES NOT APPROVE OF ANTI-QUARIAN DISCRIMINATIONβ
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And then E was a Shadowrunner.
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And then Dante IV was Project DECA.
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And then PHANTOMS joined Lucius and Artemis.
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And then Proto sent E to Miracus. :V
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And then... I dunno what comes after this.
Talking cats.
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"Well, then what do I call you?"
"You may call me Mr. Fluffykins."
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"Can I pet you?"
"Absolutely NOT! ...Well, maybe just scratch behind the ear."
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"We, the great Feline race demand fish and small cylindrical objects to bat about the area!"
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"Also, a small collection of fine wool, bundled up into a roughly spherical form would be acceptable. And, if you could put some sort of device in the middle that jingles when struck, that would be most delightful!"
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"Yo, man. You looking for 'nip?"
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Someone is watching over Rannoch.
Waiting.
Plotting.
Planning.
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ZOHMYFUCKINGGAWD!!!!!!! D8
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"Yes. This planet will do nicely.
Shame about the being who are already here. We'll just have to solve that won't we?"
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Stop yelling, the Overseer will hear you, you daft wanker. :V
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*Whispers* NOOOOOoooooo...!
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STOP WHISPERING, YOU LOOK SUSPICIOUS, YOU UNDIGNIFIED RAPSCALLION!
:V
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DAMMIT! YOU GAVE OUR POSITION AWAY!
DUCCCCCK!
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OKAY OKAY!! *Grabs a duck* HERE.
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You fool!
That's a goose!
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Oh shit!
*Takes goose and eats it*
THAT WAS DELICIOUS..!
HERE'S your duck!
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...That's a seagull.
God, you suck at covert-ops. All the hostages are dead now. D:<
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Good. Think of all the work that saves us! 
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...THE POINT WAS TO SAVE THEM.
You're the worst Counter-Terrorist ever. >:C
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Awwwww... I guess I'll take my five-seven, tmp, and kevlar w/out a helmet to a more fitting server..
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Ewww, Couter-Strike logic?
You don't belong here anymore. D:<
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xD loludamnright!
BTW, check your phone.
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Revive it with your defibrillator.
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Great, next thing you'll want me to do is perform CPR on a bullet wound. :V
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