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Hiroplex — LGC: Return to Sender 3
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Published: 2011-03-20 06:54:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 771; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 21
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The third comic in the new offshoot of the LGC!Isaac and Garrus start to get some foundations down, as they are interrupted by some nosy and rowdy CA officers. How are the protagonists going to settle this confrontation... Well, I'm pretty sure you know how this is going to end. Not well.
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*Slowly backs away off set and rushes back to the trailer*
Well wasn't expecting that....on well....time to for some alone time with my "burger" *opens up a secret stash safe reveiling it to be completly empty.
THE HELL WHERES MY SH*T?!...huh..*notices a small printed note and starts reading it*
Note: We know what you and your friend did, and we took back what belongs to us.
We hope your stomach ache was worth it because you and your friend will be expecting some nasty calls including some "company" tomorrow to teach you a lesson about the true meaning of sharing.....you bosh'tet.
-The Quarain Mafia (yeah that's right)
.......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *Goes on a rampage across the studio welding a shotgun quoting Scarface while firing aimlessly*
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RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SHOOT RANDOMLY AT INANIMATE OBJECTS!
Wait, Quarian Mafia? Oh shit... We're kind of dead. :V
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I WANT BLOOD FILLED DOGHNUTS AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!......*deep breathing*.......
....I didn't even knew there was a Quarian Mafia nor did I knew that we robbed from them.
If that's the case I don't want to know how they run things, and I don't what to find something dead in my bed tomorrow.
We could do the smart thing and skip town and change are names to Xlelporih and Xirtan, grow beards, and work at a fast food joint for the rest of are lives.
Or do the risky dumb way of taking them head on and god hope that we're lucky that we live through it or they kill us quickly. But if were not lucky they would most likely do horrible things to are buttoxs that I don't want to go to detail about.....or is that what they do in prison...I get them confused sometimes.
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That's what they do in prison, but not quarian prison. Much worse things happen there. D:
Well, I like the clearly suicidal and stupid plan more. :V
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Huh...the last time I checked the extranet I thought they dump the convicted on the nearest planet and let them take care of it due to lack of room to make a prison or something like that.
And due to the fact it's the offical story It's probely NOT telling the full truth.
But cense were talking about the Quarian Mafia and not the Migrant Fleet, I can't imagine what they do to people that cross them.
Just hope it dosen't involve cattle prods, dissecting, dismembering, using us as sex slaves(not the good kind), pubic humiliation, or force us to watch the "Batman and Robin" dvd for a week. But if they got something that that make dog fights look like pokemon battles, then I really don't want to be me right now.
And cense your going for the dumb suicidal plan I'll blindly follow you.
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No, they'll make us watch Highlander 2, Battlefield Earth, and the Star Wars Holiday Special in order. Then use us as horrible meat-puppets.
Good! Now, my minion- Friend, we shall charge blindly into certain death! *Sounds bugle*
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*cringes* I seen the reviews and I have NO plans on seening the whole shabang. Also I don't know what you mean when you said meat-puppets but it sounds god freaking horrible.
Those Mafia bastards won't expect a frontal assault, and we'll show them ARE true meaning of sharing by giving them a foot up the bosh....yeah I went there.
Oh before we go and get are selfs killed I might as well get this over with [insert epic speech from Braveheart]-they will take are lives, but they'll never take ARE ADDICTION TO ALIEN FOOD THAT'S HARMFUL TO US!!!!!!
All right no more planning lets do this LEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEENKENS!!!!!!
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*Charges and immediately is filled with holes*
Fuck you guys, this game is broken.
*Opens the console!*
Buddha 1
Impulse 101
mp_falldamage 0
mp_friendlyfire 0
cl_timelapse 0.25
sv_auxpower_limit 0
retry
clear
Now I am supermad. :V
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Damm it all, I knew I should of used you as a human shield. At least I would of lasted longer.....f*cking haxs.
*Yells from across the room* YOUR A BUNCH OF HAXES YOU KNOW THAT!!!.....what is that...is that your attempt at flipping me off....well YOU FAIL!!!!
*sets back down* How come they keep expecting the frontal assault we only used it a 102 times, they shouldn't of saw as coming.
....At least their not as shameless as those Geth players, they don't even try to hide the fact they're cheating.....I'm getting superdupermad just thinking of it.
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Yeah, you know what? This is just... Supermadextremefrustrated now. This calls for...
*Opens Console*
sv_cheats 0
clear
Now it's fair. *Incredibly devious grin*
I say we give it a 103rd try, three... plus a hundred times the charm!
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*Very evil grin* Yeah lets show these punk-asses how we do things on are side of the galaxy Earth-Gangster-Style....or in this case the other side of the room.
So what kind of "code" did you just put in anyway....god mode, infinite ammo, invisbibilty, making them lag like no tomorrow, or what.
Either way we're going to dominate them so hard that their grandchildren could feel the shame.......SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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Unnnnnn nothing Hiro your just hearing things.
Keep gauging your eyes out and ignore what I'm about to do *picks up a bat with word MURDER written on the side*.
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Sweet, I wonder if I'll get Daredevil's badly CGI'd echo vision- Wait, what are you doing with that bat I can... Hear? :V
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Well I kinda meant that as of 2011, I would have to wait for about 500 hundred jillion years into the FUTURE to whatever year Issac's from then call whatever plumbing company he's working for to fix my 500 babillion year old toliet......it would be soooooo worth the wait......that or build a time-machine out of tinfoil and rope and do what I just said before.
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That or... Get a new toilet. :V
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Or that.....but cense I don't like nor want to blow off my money, I'll just have to solve this problem like I solve all my other problems in life. *chucks the toilet out the window*
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...I'd hate to be your neighbors right now. :V
"Danny! The Natrix-fellow from across the street threw his full toilet into our backyard again!"
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*yells from across the street* "YOUR WELCOME!!"
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i gotta say, i'm likin this cross over.
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i think it'd be hilarious if people had conversations this way. talk...hours later respond and have insanely beaming smile. lol.
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Could be worse, you could suddenly end a conversation by leaving, and then going up to them while they're sleeping or working or something and replying. :V
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lol true. hey hiro i'm at your bed and am here to talk about tali (stares insanely)
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You don't want to know what I think about her. (Thousand-yard stare)
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you aren't a world war 2 soldier who's on the beaches of iwo jima, you don't have a thousand yard stare. (thousand yard stare 
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Trust me, after you know what I think, you'd wish you were there. :V
*Eyes face off in completely different directions*
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*head explodes. great hiro! now you have a dead andrew in your room now what're you gonna do?
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I'm going to melt it down into food rations.
You didn't know quarians ate soylent green? :V
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Tali will give you one look and say "You look tasty."
...WAIT. That sounds horrible.
What I mean is she's going to put you in a blender.
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ummm ok, i don't want to be quarian chow, i thought it was the other way around 
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SOYLENT GREEN IS QUARIANS.
That's what you ate last dinner. That's why there's so few left!
THE CITADEL IS EATING THEM!
And Tali will be next!
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