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HJSoulma — FALCON FIND A JOB
Published: 2008-01-07 23:26:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 13470; Favourites: 221; Downloads: 293
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Since Falcon has no money (see my previous Falcomic), Falcon needs a job. Unfortunately, being on fire is kind of an occupational hazard.<3
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...thanks, my boyfriend hijacked my computer and played that game for like 15 minutes. XD *sigh*
But it's true, that would be a good Falconjob.
(except I really like sharks)
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Ooh...I didn't see that one coming. Sorry, dudette.
And it's okay. These are evil sharks. Only evil sharks can fly.
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...Shark Fairies can fly, too.
And use magic wands.
n__n
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Rule of Thumb: If it has scars instead of wings and murder instead of magic, it's evil, not a fairy.
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Okay, so the pink sparkly sharks are okay?
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Well, if you see those, you may want to reconsider any medications you're on, but they aren't evil...I think.
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Nothing makes me laugh like Captain Falcon and flaming babies.
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Flaming babies are the ticket to happiness in this crazy world.
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Poor Edgeworth is probably hiding under the bench and calling for a mistrial.
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I guess when he was at school he never had FALCON WORK EXPERIENCE!!!
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The shop teacher never let him near the equipment because the school district couldn't pay for the fire damage.
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And that's when Falcon found out that inanimate onjects can't show moves
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Falcon: SHOW ME YO MOVES!
Hammer: *is on fire*
*...does nothing*
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If Falcon is supposed to speak in third person all the time, then explain the quote "Show ME your moves!"
[/nitpicking]
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XD Well, when Captain Falcon was taking his English-language-learning courses, he, um, had a course book in which, er, all of the sentences were in the third person, because, um... <___< It was all about these two characters, Sue and Bob, and, um... so, because all of the sentences were like "Sue goes to the store," he, er, thought that's how you were... *cough* supposed to speak English but... He... *shifty eyes* also watching a lot of... pro wrestling and, um, that was his favorite wrestler's catch phrase.
Yeah.
<___<
*runs away*
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*cough*
Learning English is hard, okay?
*cough*
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I wouldn't know... English is my first language... *shot*
Still, it's very funny. XD
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Well, me too, but... <___< So I've heard.
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Yeah, I know. I'm just antagonizing Falcon.
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It's Falclish. n___n Like Engrish, but flame-ier.
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I apologize, dear Falcon-Fan. u__u I would rather leave the audience wanting more than run the joke stale. Perhaps some day in the future Falcon will make his triumphant return, but today is not that day.
*stares off quietly into the sunset*
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Have no fear!....I completly understand where you are going with this 
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LOLOLOL I Like This A lot Great Job!!
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Everything he touches burns.
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Despite all logic to the contrary, yes.
It would make driving a car so much easier, don't you think?
XD
(this all started with the idea that if he lights on fire when he punches and kicks, maybe he lights on fire when he, erm, thrusts, as well, and then suddenly he was just on fire whenever he did anything)
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Oh god! He lit on fire when he "thrusts"?!
And that just plain makes him on fire all the time!?
What is he's "thrusting" all the time!?!
lol
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XD Not exactly!
I had drawn a terrible Microsoft Paint picture of Captain Falcon that, to avoid any other description, had the caption "FALCON HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!" and, um, fire.
And my friends were all like, wait, is he ALWAYS on fire?
So then we started joking about what activities would be hard to do whilst on fire, which turned into [link] , and then that got a bunch of faves, so I decided to draw a sequel because I'm very silly.
n___n
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Yeah, I have seen that deviation... but I just wanted to mention as to be sorta suggestive. lol ^^
I can just see his face...
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n___n Captain Falcon knows how to play with people's heart strings. <3
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Yes, indeed. He broke my heart, but not in the normal sense of the term.
One well placed blow to the ribs, aaaand...
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Would something like... *POP!SPLAT!GOOSHsplorshsplorshsplorsh* be more appropriate?
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I love this comic (especially the stuff on fire), but I think the point got across in the first comic well enough.
Although, I might just now shout Falcobjection. xD
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Oh, it did. XD But after the first comic I just really needed an excuse to draw Cap'n F with a flaming baby. A *happy* flaming baby. <3
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Second best kind.
The best kind are flood-proof babies.
I lose more babies that way, seriously.
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