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Firstly... not ded! ^___^So um... yeah. There's a very long story behind this; mainly myself and my suitemates having been playing a lot of Smash recently, and well, I believe I said something like "Does Captain Falcon say everything like he says "FALCON PUNCH" "FALCON KICK..." and after a very long conversation that ended in "FALCON HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE;" a picture which will not be uploaded here, I decided that yes, Captain Falcon does say his name anytime before speaking. And this resulted, probably as the first of a series of game-parody-ish comics.
Also .....this is actually drawn rather badly, but... I also drew the whole thing digitally, which I don't usually do. <__< It wasn't really meant to be good, though, exactly. Mostly meant to be amusing, probably only to me. *Hides*
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Comments: 218
0x1000 In reply to ??? [2008-02-27 10:52:11 +0000 UTC]
No prob
Because two of his main moves incorporate them and he was a smash brother for a while?
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HJSoulma In reply to ChangesHappen [2008-02-24 05:41:20 +0000 UTC]
*dances* ^o^ Thank you so much! *keeps dancing*
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Hana-Maehata In reply to ??? [2008-02-04 04:49:03 +0000 UTC]
xDDD This was HILARIOUS. There's a video based off Smash Bros where Pikachu and Pichu make fun of Falcon in Onette by saying, "Falcon run!" "Falcon jump!" "Falcon awkward!"
But the "FALCON HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!" thing made me laugh. xD
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HJSoulma In reply to Hana-Maehata [2008-02-05 03:52:29 +0000 UTC]
You gotta be careful letting Captain Falcon near your wife. n_____n
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Hana-Maehata In reply to HJSoulma [2008-02-05 12:48:57 +0000 UTC]
Or he'll have sex with her.
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HJSoulma In reply to Hana-Maehata [2008-02-07 02:21:01 +0000 UTC]
So true, so true. I never let Captain Falcon near my...
<__<
Wait.
>__>
I don't have a wife.
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Hana-Maehata In reply to HJSoulma [2008-02-07 03:38:11 +0000 UTC]
...Neither do I. D:
...Wanna be wifeys? (xD)
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HJSoulma In reply to Hana-Maehata [2008-02-07 05:30:25 +0000 UTC]
; Oh dear. Don't think my boyfriend would approve of that. But, y'know, if I'm ever in the market for a wife, I'll keep you in mind... XD
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rt1artic In reply to ??? [2008-02-03 06:41:13 +0000 UTC]
This idea is so going to be successful in a commerical for Super Smash Brothers Brawl. ^v^
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HJSoulma In reply to rt1artic [2008-02-03 23:23:19 +0000 UTC]
^___^; Nothing about the fun you'll have or the online modes or Subspace Emissary... just that Cap'n Falcon is in need of a few bucks. Brilliant marketing campaign! XD
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49thIdentity In reply to ??? [2008-01-30 23:53:40 +0000 UTC]
I've seen another deviation like this, but this one is funnier, I think. xD
I WANNA SEE "FALCON HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE"! D:
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HJSoulma In reply to 49thIdentity [2008-01-31 22:52:04 +0000 UTC]
^__^;;; Why thank you! Also, sadly, "Falcon Have Sex with Your Wife" is both pornographic and done in one color in MS Paint... so... <___< (And the poor wife doesn't even get a face. She's just boobies. >< )
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49thIdentity In reply to HJSoulma [2008-02-01 02:16:44 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome!
Oh. Well then. Never mind. XD (I see enough of that on random dating service ads here on DA! >.< Is that normal?)
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MechaNeko In reply to ??? [2008-01-29 19:34:42 +0000 UTC]
lol... you should add "FALCON Wellfare Check!" or "FALCON flipping buger patty!"
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HJSoulma In reply to MechaNeko [2008-01-29 22:01:14 +0000 UTC]
;; Got the burger flipping. <3
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DarkLegendVampire In reply to ??? [2008-01-28 02:58:32 +0000 UTC]
FALCON COMMENT!
This is made of win.
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HJSoulma In reply to DarkLegendVampire [2008-01-28 22:29:01 +0000 UTC]
Falcon thanks! n___n Captain Falcon is just so giggle-worthy.
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MiraneCheska In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]
ROFL that's awesome. But with the last, panel, he hasn't been confirmed for Brawl, so... o.o :<
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HJSoulma In reply to MiraneCheska [2008-01-19 05:30:05 +0000 UTC]
Well, I know. But if Samurai Gotoh is an assist trophy, I can only assume he's a playable character. (People tend to forget he was a "hidden" character in both SSB and SSBM-- so he's probably "hidden" in Brawl, too. Or at least that's my assumption)
And also, thank you very much! n___n I'm glad you enjoy his Falcon-antics.
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Triistar In reply to ??? [2008-01-16 23:03:31 +0000 UTC]
Well, he's certainly in the FALCON MOOD today.
Pretty neat!
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HJSoulma In reply to Triistar [2008-01-17 21:47:27 +0000 UTC]
^___^ Falcon is always in a Falcon mood. I mean, he's Captain Falcon.
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zeealot In reply to ??? [2007-12-21 11:34:41 +0000 UTC]
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He uses lightning as well!
And yes, everything he does is dramatic... Extremely.
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HJSoulma In reply to zeealot [2007-12-23 06:38:40 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, firstly! Secondly, I thought I responded yesterday, but the comment's still here, and I'm wondering if my internet went broked again. So yeah! The F-Zero anime is so... 70's-tastic. Which is great, because I'm pretty sure it's from like 2001. ^____^ FAAKON PAANCHU!
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zeealot In reply to zeealot [2007-12-21 11:35:44 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I forgot to say, I liked this, it was pretty funny. Good job.
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Beau-Skunk In reply to ??? [2007-12-18 13:10:34 +0000 UTC]
FALCON COMMENT!
This soooo wins! I rarelly ever see anyone (besides HailNekoYasha) do any parodies with F-Zero star Captain Falcon.
My favorite one is, "Falcon do his taxes!"
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HJSoulma In reply to Beau-Skunk [2007-12-19 00:11:52 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much! He's such an amusing character, fanart had to be drawn. ^^ I'm actually planning on drawing a sequel now that my finals are over-- keep your eyes open for it! It may involve Falcon delivering a baby. ><
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Nikutsune In reply to ??? [2007-11-20 05:47:00 +0000 UTC]
HOLY CRAP. XD
My friend (puzzlepiece1343) said one of these lines while we were playing smash and I thought it HILARIOUS.
So I had to come check it out. XD
FALCON GO TO THE BATHROOM!
...Wait.... THE FLAMES! >.<
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HJSoulma In reply to Nikutsune [2007-11-20 06:34:21 +0000 UTC]
^____^; I'm so proud! I'm like... becoming a very, very tiny internet phenomenom! ~Does a happy dance~ Well, thank you muchly! <3 <3 <3
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Nikutsune In reply to HJSoulma [2007-11-20 13:34:43 +0000 UTC]
XD
I've always wanted to become internet famous...... But I don't know... my artistry skills are a little..... >.<
That and I think of comics all the time, but can't draw them out for my life. TT.TT You're lucky. X3
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HJSoulma In reply to Nikutsune [2007-11-22 03:37:50 +0000 UTC]
I've been posting stuff online for years now, and this is the closest I've come by far... so, don't feel too bad.
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Nikutsune In reply to HJSoulma [2007-11-23 00:18:09 +0000 UTC]
X3>
Allright I shall note that.
But I shall still try to become famous online.
It has been a dream for quite awhile now.
....... Random.
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HJSoulma In reply to Nikutsune [2007-11-24 04:07:59 +0000 UTC]
^____^ Hold on to your dreams!
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sioshi In reply to ??? [2007-11-15 14:37:13 +0000 UTC]
after so long it seems like he is cussing... F!$@ING DO THE TAXES
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HJSoulma In reply to sioshi [2007-11-16 16:35:28 +0000 UTC]
So true. I've always sort of thought that's what he sounded like he was saying in the game. >__< (I guess that's what you get with Japanese voice actors playing English-speaking parts...)
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Nati4 In reply to ??? [2007-11-11 13:01:32 +0000 UTC]
Everything he do is DRAMATIC!! XDDD
Falcon fav this comic!
xDDD
Good job, this made me laugh! ^^
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HJSoulma In reply to Nati4 [2007-11-13 04:42:15 +0000 UTC]
Thank you muchly. ^___^ I figured Falcon would have to do everything really over the top. After all, the man's on fire. >___<
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Nati4 In reply to HJSoulma [2007-11-13 17:44:43 +0000 UTC]
He IS the fire! 8DD
Falcon I am cool. XDDD
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Ryuu-Atrineas In reply to ??? [2007-11-09 20:39:12 +0000 UTC]
FALCON (insert anything here)
Although the taxes is the best of them. Awesome stuff. xD
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HJSoulma In reply to Ryuu-Atrineas [2007-11-11 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]
I agree. Falcon doing anything is amazing. >____< ('cause he's on fire)
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Lady-Zelda-of-Hyrule In reply to ??? [2007-11-09 09:23:28 +0000 UTC]
"Falcon do his taxes!"
Oh my gosh! Best line ever.
This rules. You are such a genius for drawing this up.
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HJSoulma In reply to Lady-Zelda-of-Hyrule [2007-11-11 03:25:46 +0000 UTC]
^___^;;; ~Bows~ Why thank you, thank you. Captain Falcon is... um, a constant muse. >o<
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Tacotits In reply to ??? [2007-11-09 03:28:31 +0000 UTC]
The taxes and the grocery shopping were awesome. Great work.
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