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Published: 2006-03-12 01:40:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 3789; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 100
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He's naked, changing clothes, and Alia walks in on him. ~shadowfire drew a naked Zero so I thought I would too, albeit with alot of hilarity.I'm mocking Alia in X5, how she interuppts ALL THE TIME in all the wrong places..
"Alia: *opens door*
Zero: Oh for--can't I ever get any priv--
Alia: Oh I'm so sorry I uh was coming to tell you um...
Zero: Could you close the door?!
Alia: *steps in, closes the door*
Zero: No don't come in I--
Alia: I kind of forgot what I was supposed to tell you.
Zero: Well that's fine, can you lea--
Alia: Why aren't you getting dressed?
Zero: ..my clothes are behind me, and I refuse to turn around, you've seen enough and--
Alia: Oh, I see your predicament. I could help you.
Zero: ...are you INSANE?
Alia: No, really. *grabs his clothes, hands them to him over his shoulder*
Zero: Ah, so for once you're actually helpfu--
Alia: I don't see why the girls fawn over you, that's not much to be proud of. I guess this explains why you're such a jerk, though...
Zero: .....if I never see you again, it'll be too soon."
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Comments: 70
Genisay [2019-04-05 17:28:31 +0000 UTC]
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SolarOnyou [2011-09-16 07:17:43 +0000 UTC]
O//o ZOMG THAT'S HOT! *passes out from nose bleed*
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SolarOnyou In reply to hollowzero [2011-09-20 03:22:19 +0000 UTC]
Sorry! *plugs up her nose* Picture is really funny(and hot) and like the concept behind it. : D I personally hated when Alia spoke, she talks when she's not needed and as far as I was conserned when playing the game. I didn't need her interrupting me being awesome.
>3< I just love this picture, and I can't help but stare at Zero. *stares and slaps self for looking* Note to self: HE'S A FUCKING REPLOID NOT A HUMAN!
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NEONWAIFU [2010-03-26 15:44:08 +0000 UTC]
OMG! This is so funny! I truly envy your ability to use a mouse so well.*Glares at HollowZero in jealousy.*
Good work!
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hollowzero In reply to NEONWAIFU [2010-03-27 17:04:13 +0000 UTC]
Usually someone is glaring at me for some reason.
Thanks!
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dia-aren-marie [2006-04-03 18:07:18 +0000 UTC]
WHOO SEXY ZERO.
I love Alia's horrified look XD Does the trick really good. Zero looks pretty calm in his predicament...
I'm surprised there wasn't a sword joke in there. Or maybe I'm just too twisted for my own good. XD
In any case... I like how you defined Zero's muscles with the shading, too. I'm kind of sick of seeing every part of every muscle line-arted lately.. so that's quite a nice thing I noticed~
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413X [2006-03-16 01:58:42 +0000 UTC]
And X shall find and Kill Zero after Alia tells him the story...
*envies your talent with a mouse*
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Bikerverde [2006-03-15 19:11:23 +0000 UTC]
Wait, Zero is a robot isnt he? Why dose he need to change cloths? I remeber the good ol days when robots opend my canned ravioli and popped my corn. But now they have to all "anatomicaly" correct.
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hollowzero In reply to Bikerverde [2006-03-16 01:53:02 +0000 UTC]
Yep, Zero is a robot. I should have put in the description that this isn't meant to be canonical.
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Bikerverde In reply to hollowzero [2006-03-16 03:56:09 +0000 UTC]
And since hes a robot why dose he need penis? He dosnt have any genetic matiral to exchange with any one!!! lol srry if Im being a duche right now.
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hollowzero In reply to Bikerverde [2006-03-16 16:43:24 +0000 UTC]
..because it's not canonical? It's a joke?
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Bikerverde In reply to hollowzero [2006-03-16 16:54:26 +0000 UTC]
YOU HUMANS AND YOUR PATHETIC CONCEPT OF HUMOR!!!! EXPLAIN THIS JOKE TO ME!!! lol Yeah Im sorry, I just like being a jerk sometimes.
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hollowzero In reply to Bikerverde [2006-03-17 03:52:28 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I was about to say, you want critique well you're not gonna get any with that attitude.
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Bikerverde In reply to hollowzero [2006-03-17 07:29:15 +0000 UTC]
NO!!! I need sweet delicious critique!!! Like a christmas goose needs chestnuts stuffed up its ass!!!
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EverboundVenvel In reply to Bikerverde [2006-03-23 18:24:40 +0000 UTC]
Actually, it is indeed hinted in the Zero series that male Reploids are capable of mating with female humans, however vaguely. So there? XD
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Ravendyn In reply to EverboundVenvel [2006-10-17 12:09:01 +0000 UTC]
o_O
It is???????
WHERE O:
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Bikerverde In reply to EverboundVenvel [2006-03-26 06:18:15 +0000 UTC]
You know what!?! I remeber a simpler time when robots where mindless non-sexual oriented killing machines that bled transmition fluid and they didnt have feeeeelings or eeemotions. Its robots like Zero that are making the Terminator throw up in his grave...lol yea.
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byfordej In reply to Bikerverde [2007-08-21 19:52:15 +0000 UTC]
you guys are muda fuggin crazy -.-
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hollowzero In reply to byfordej [2007-08-24 23:21:26 +0000 UTC]
...how so?
He just stated that there was a simpler time when robots didn't have emotions.
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byfordej In reply to Bikerverde [2007-08-24 02:15:32 +0000 UTC]
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Bikerverde In reply to byfordej [2007-08-24 02:17:52 +0000 UTC]
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Bikerverde In reply to byfordej [2007-08-24 06:40:21 +0000 UTC]
Keep tellin yourself that li'l lady
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Bikerverde In reply to hollowzero [2007-08-25 02:23:29 +0000 UTC]
lol, thanks. Sorry for messin' with this guy on your comments page though
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hollowzero In reply to Bikerverde [2007-08-25 06:19:01 +0000 UTC]
No problem, I encourage it.
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Bikerverde In reply to byfordej [2007-08-25 02:22:30 +0000 UTC]
What ever helps you sleep at night.
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ZebraRaine [2006-03-12 19:01:27 +0000 UTC]
Just...wow. Hahahaha, awesome awesome! You're good at doing humorous art!
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hollowzero In reply to ZebraRaine [2006-03-12 21:54:09 +0000 UTC]
Thank you.
I thought I was far too corny for funny art.
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ZebraRaine In reply to hollowzero [2006-03-12 21:56:27 +0000 UTC]
No, because corny is good!
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reafu-fu [2006-03-12 15:32:43 +0000 UTC]
Poor fella , get's walked in on during a private moment and then dissed XD!
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hollowzero In reply to reafu-fu [2006-03-12 21:53:41 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I thought it was very fitting.
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