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Hoogabah — Anti Twilight Error Message
Published: 2010-10-15 00:30:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3171; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 11
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Twilight fans, don't bother commenting on this unless you have a valid argument. I like a good debate about books but no posting things like, "Oh my gawd how can you, like, not love edward!?" Alright?To fellow haters, you have my respect. Meyer is very unoriginal and I think that Twilight is an atrocity.
Edit: Oh my God! How did this thing get so popular?! Thanks to everyone who has faved and commented on this deviation. I really appreciate it.
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BECAUSE ANTI TWILIGHT HAS LOGIC. Im team edward....... EDWARD ELRIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd make her read The Raven by Edger Alan Poe, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Hamlet, and for my personal pleasure of seeing her face turn whiter than snow, make her read all of the hellsing books so she can see what vampires are like
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I personally love everything you mentioned so I agree with you.
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I'm 14 and I read and write at a college level. Unless you want to play, hangman from Hell, don't let me choose the word. You might end up with words that have 15 letters or more in them. "Why did you choose a word that no one knows?!" "I used the word 'crystalligerous' because I wanted the game to last longer." (it always comes up as wrong for some reason.)
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Sounds like me. I'm fourteen but I help the seniors in my school with their English homework.
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Of course, most of the seniors love Twilight. I got into an argument with one the other day
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did you have any hellsing books with you?
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Show it to them; it might change their mind.
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some kids tried to tear apart hellsing, their only argument was that when Alucard bit people it looked like he was giving them hickies.
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I can come up with a list a whole mile long with what makes twilight so vile and repulsive!
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I mean, it's too easy. Hellsing is so well written it's nearly, if not impossible, to make it sound bad
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Lock her in my grandparent's basement, make her live off of Cheerios, and beat her over the head with a Vampire Babylon book until she realizes what true heroines, true vampires, and true romance is like.
That, or I can force her to read my vampire character and whack her over the head with my notebook until she gets the hint that VAMPIRES. DON'T.
SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!
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I wonder what goes through that her mind. You have to be insane to make vamps sparkle.
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I'd like to teach her what real literature is, preferably by smacking her with a copy of Bram Stoker's "Dracula". Can we say "owned"?
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None of them i will attack her with My Ultimate weapon!
Tori got get her!!!
*Tori:Gahhhh!!!*(running at her with a chainsaw)
*Stephanie:AHHHHHH!!*(Screaming)
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I have a real picture of it
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Can I have another option? Say like burn the book and force it to her mouth or shout 'You suck Edward! Gimme back my vampire! In front of her
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The only original thing Meyer came up with is that stupid sparkle shit. Just take a look at Twilight: Copy, Paste, Delete. You can find it in my gallery.
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I used to like vampire fiction. But then Meyer came and ruined it. Now when people mention vampires hordes of fangirls scream, "Oh my gawd Edward is so hawt!" News flash: He isn't a vampire.
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Huhn, what to do... Teach her real literature or let Mustang deep fry her ass?
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Both would be good ideas.
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1st: teach her the real art of literature
2nd: Smack her with the fail stick
3rd: leave her bleeding in the dust
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I need one of these "fail sticks". o-o
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Yeah, they are fun to wack Twitards with XP
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Could I perhaps find one on e-Bay? xD
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I'm currently in the market for a fail stick deluxe edition. So let me know if you see any on there XD
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