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"mr. Evo here... We have news about your contracted service"

"Our rescue team have sucess into extract peach."

"We are sending her to you, actually, she's arrived, according our geoloc device."
"Yes sr, and i, personally, give to you a significant upgrade for free. Yes. A sign of your partnership."

"No, no sir, isn't a joke. let me explain, dont hang the phone mr Koopa. Let me explain."

"Now, your beloved princess is fully alligned at your interstests and she obey every comma...
Yes, yes sir, this robot , yes, yeeees, finally you understand me, peach actually is transformed into a robotic minion for you"
"Mr Koopa, calm down, calm down. yes sr. is a eletronic voice similar at the original, no sir, is not a joke, fully real. Wait, what you dont like her like a...

 Mr. Koopa, call her a "can of sardines" is gross,  she can't express freely because, yeah , but i have 100% she dont like to be compared a ... No no no no, isnt reversible sr."
"Mr Koopa i cant compreheend grunts and possibly firely sounds. Let, let let me explain again... Mr Koopa..."
"FINE!!!! SHE ACCIDENTALY SLIP INSIDE THE MACHINE, sr."
"yes, she accidentaly turn the machine on, slip inside and step out 100% robotized. No, Mr Koopa! its a very serious indictment."
"Mr Koopa i cant reverse that. Look, i need to see my compliance dpt. now, and the law dpt too. No, i dont know nobody able to can fix that."
"Look, sr. If my process have some possibility of reversion, my reputation is on trash. Oh, sue me! you're under contract, sr!"
"Again Mr Koopa, i cant understand grunts an firely sounds. Look, i know some guys."
"Freedom fighters, yep. Chuck, old bastard, probably he can reverse, but SHSH about that. No, i dont know where find the freedom fighters"
"I pursue these mfs for years, almost a decade, sr.! Try the craiglist, maybe is your lucky day"
"And send me the location after found the freedom fighters, please, we can concede a huge discount in a next servic... hello? Sr? Mr. Koopa? He burnt the phone, those clients today."

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