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Published: 2019-12-14 00:32:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 471; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description [The dialogue script in the description may be disturbing to some viewers, but-BUT.... It is not meant to be taken very seriously. -Don't be triggered though, bros. It's just some dialogue and a dumbass drawing that I made two months ago when I was bored. Lol calm your brony-buttholes down.- Viewer discretion is advised.]

ME (as an inmate): You like to taunt others? Back up... Back up.

YOUNG GILDA: (backs up to the bathroom corner while wearing a black-and-white-jumpsuit)

ME: You like to taunt others? I like to taunt others too. You're a little punk-ass dweeb, Gilda; Not me... This is what happens when people taunt WRONG inmates in prison. (clenches fists, yelling) This is what happens! They come in prison and get taunted or insulted back and then get beaten closely to death! Somebody could come in here in this bloodspot and bust your head wide open and leaving you for dead, little girl! You wanna be left that way in the puddle of your own blood!? Somebody then calling to your own momma, telling her that their little gryphon child's just got their head busted!

YOUNG GILDA: (blinking while tears run down on her face)

ME: Why you crying!? You like to insult people! Someone that insult others shouldn't be cryin'! Because someone like you don't CARE about nobody but yourself!

YOUNG GILDA: (sighs)

ME: You lil' miserable-KFC-looking bitch, look at you! You pasty little chicken nugget. When you come back when you et older I'm gonna make you my little tasty dinner ass bitch, what'chu think about that?

YOUNG GILDA: (sniffing) You smell bad...

ME: What'chu gonna do? God, you just a punk ass little brat. You know that, tiny?

YOUNG GILDA: Yes.

ME: That's right... And is it true what I heard, that you shove a carrot up in Spike's little dragon butthole?

YOUNG GILDA: Yes...

ME: Ugh God, you a nasty little fuck. I've seen worst in my incarcenrated life while in prison.

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Gilda, AGE: 12
Banned from XBOX Live/Arguing/Insulting

MALE NARRATOR: Gilda's in trouble for being a little bitch and getting bad grades!

YOUNG GILDA: (interviewed by camera in Griffonstone) I got bad grades, because... My mom's a fucking bitch.

GOBBLEDYGOOK (Gilda's mom): (looking at Gilda's report card receiving bad grades) Mm-hmm... Says here... "Needs improvement". She got an "F", and that's... Horseshit. Yeah, I don't-I don't understand how she could possible get an "F". Ponies and other gryphon kids always keeps doing her homework. Gilda's a good kid! Yep!

GOBBLE (Gilda's stepfather): And I don't want to raise her, 'cuz she's technically not my child.

YOUNG GILDA: Allowance? I donate my sweat. Boys loves my stamina juice.







Young Gilda/MLP: FiM (C) Lauren Faust and Hasbro

Dialogue references (C) Beyond Scared Straight (2010 documentary)
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Comments: 3

CrazyGraeHawkatoo [2020-01-24 16:56:03 +0000 UTC]

I never liked Beyond Scared Straight...but Gilda did turn over a new leaf in one specific episode.

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HotheadSquirrel5 In reply to CrazyGraeHawkatoo [2020-01-24 20:29:15 +0000 UTC]

Uhh-huh. Yeah.

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CrazyGraeHawkatoo In reply to HotheadSquirrel5 [2020-01-24 21:07:03 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad for her in this shot though.

Either way, nice job. =3

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