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Kermit: Oh, Miss and I have a professional relationship. I act like a professional, and she acts like we have a relationship...

Kermit: Well, if you're qualified to discuss animals, what could you tell us about, uh -- oh, I don't know, something like, pick something, like, frogs. How about frogs. 0_o

Piggy: Good pick. ///

Fox: Frogs. Okay. Well, frogs right now, this is their mating season. And when it's mating time for frogs, the males-- you have five fingers, the little frogs, the males have a big thick ridge that grows so that they can hold on to the female.

Piggy: (examining Kermit's hand)

Fox: And their hormones develop special muscles. They develop huge muscles on the pectorals so that they can hold on to the lady.

Piggy: (Glances towards Kermit's arms)

Fox: Now, when the lady has laid her eggs, she gives a croak, and that's the signal to get off.

Piggy: I'd better remember that...

Fox: Sometimes, the male frog makes a mistake, and climbs on to a little boy frog, because frogs do look rather similar. And the little boy frog gives a different kind of croak, which means, get off. And the male then, retreats. It's incredible biology. This way frogs don't make mistakes.

Piggy & Kermit: .........0________o;..........

Kermit & Miss Piggy. X3

Muppets @ Jim Henson

Drawn & Coloured in Microsoft Paint.

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Kermit: Oh, Miss and I have a professional relationship. I act like a professional, and she acts like we have a relationship...

Kermit: Well, if you're qualified to discuss animals, what could you tell us about, uh -- oh, I don't know, something like, pick something, like, frogs. How about frogs. 0_o

Piggy: Good pick. ///

Fox: Frogs. Okay. Well, frogs right now, this is their mating season. And when it's mating time for frogs, the males-- you have five fingers, the little frogs, the males have a big thick ridge that grows so that they can hold on to the female.

Piggy: (examining Kermit's hand)

Fox: And their hormones develop special muscles. They develop huge muscles on the pectorals so that they can hold on to the lady.

Piggy: (Glances towards Kermit's arms)

Fox: Now, when the lady has laid her eggs, she gives a croak, and that's the signal to get off.

Piggy: I'd better remember that...

Fox: Sometimes, the male frog makes a mistake, and climbs on to a little boy frog, because frogs do look rather similar. And the little boy frog gives a different kind of croak, which means, get off. And the male then, retreats. It's incredible biology. This way frogs don't make mistakes.

Piggy & Kermit: .........0________o;..........

Kermit & Miss Piggy. X3

Muppets @ Jim Henson

Drawn & Coloured in Microsoft Paint.